author - "Tony Anderson"

One day you were crawling behind a couch and it happened, a dog sleeping on the ground, (why is there a dog in your house) well the dog woke up and all of a sudden you can't move. You look back and the dog has bitten you and the pain put your leg to sleep. You call for help over and over again but no one is home. You realize that no one can help you. You grab a pipe off the floor and start hitting the dog's head over and over again. You then get the dogs head off your leg and the pain starts to return which is a good sign. You look around and realize that this is not your house you must have went through the wrong door and you try to find the way out but you cannot find the door. Then you realize that there is no door and that there are a lot of other dogs in the room and you scream. You look at the dead dog and think holy crap this is actually a good thing because the dogs will eat the dead dog before they attack me. I think that with this pipe I might be able to break a wall and run off without being harmed. Ya right It will snap the pipe in half....ahhhhhhhh