author - "happyloser"

There once was a wizard, who had a wife, Von Witchy.
She was pure evil.

I think of short stories,
very dumb,
I can eat a sandwich,
when I humm! .

In the other chapters,
a girl with no name is
tortured by her parents,
or step-parents, as she thinks
they are. She decided
that the best way to go is
to commit suicide.
This is just a boring
first chapter.

"Three, two, one!" And the evil soldiers attacked their enemies, the Good.

Three sisters have a nap.
They sleep on a large map.

The witches were riding on fast brooms,
When they heard a loud, KA-BOOM!
They turned around and what was what they saw?
A wizard setting fire to a little mall!
The witches asked "Why are you doing that?",
To the wizard with a hat.
"It is my duty, women.

Garfield, he's a lazy cat!