I never knew how to behave around cats. I thought even that I didn't like them. Cats always make me feel extremely uncool. Well, all that was before her.

Arguably one of the most unpleasant things I have ever, ever done for money.

filth

Jock was an ordinary boy, that is till his mom died, Trying hard to avoid going to a foster home he dicides to run away, one problem, his friend, jen wants to come along. What adventures await them?

I'm talking to my best friend about my love life.

If I had listened, I wouldn't be laying in this hospital bed.

If I wasn't snooping around, I wouldn't have gotten shot in the arm.

If he never killed her, everything would be different.

There are so many things that might of never happened, but they just do.

Sometimes you wish there was a restart button, but there isn't.

But not everything can go your way and that is the fact of life.

A surreal happening on London Underground in true Chinese style. with a twist.