ridiculous, doesn't does it.like the title said 'IF YOU BELIEVE THAT, you will believe anything."
NB: this are just jokes i made up and anyone who finds this offensive or disturbing in anyway has my sincerest apologies.I'm just trying to be funny(if that is possible) but yeah so read and tell me what you think please.

A handy guide for those who have lost or have had their wallet stolen; providing steps and useful tips on how to get you back on your feet and to stay that way.

When you awake to strange feeling and you hear the sweetest voice that anyone could ever hear, are you really awake? When nothing seems real are you really alive?

Come into the land of the Chicken Smoothie Island. Read about different stories and legend this island holds. Discover how each clan survives. This is Chicken Smoothie Island.

All I do is cry, and drink, then cry some more… Until finally I let my pain drift away as slow as I do…Taylor I say to my daughter I love you know that right. I love you like your mother loved you. Baby girl we both love you…then I let the alcohol take me away for good.

see i like to read vampire books so i thought id make my own