BEING knocked out is not fun. by sabrina parkey (classic literature list .txt) 📖

A kid named jones he loved adventurea more than he loves him self.JONESwas sitting on the floor wandering what he could. JONES mother had bought a cat. JONES said mom i'm going to the zoo . JONES mother said becareful.JONES SAID i will be careful. Soon as jones got to the zoo he met adult name Lman. Lman told jones he knows her mother. JONES CALLED HIS mother jones said mom do you know LAM. HIS mother said yes.Lman dithched jones.LMAN got to jones house lman stole the cat. When jones got back home the cat was gone.HIS MOM has a laptop jones was tracking lman down. BUT jones has not found lman yet. 2 days later JONES tried to trach lman down. AND the tracking down device found lman he was in a helocopter. AND THE HELOCOPTER WAS 9 blocks away.JONES finally saw Lman JONESclimbed on the rope.When JONES got up to the helocopter Lman punched JONES JONES WAS KNOCKED OUT.JONEShad a freind named NOSHOW NOSHOW FOUND JONES KNOCKED OUT NOSHOW said you stupid stupid man.I'M CALLING THE COPS BUT LMAN punched NOSHOWS FOUND and NOshows phone broke. LMAN threw NOshow out of the helocopter. NOSHOW WAS LUCKY he always caried a pairushiut. NO SHOW got back home he told his mother to throw him 300 hundred feet in the air.THEN NOWSHOW GOT BACK IN THE HELOCPOTER. LMAN PUSHED NO SHOWto the wall. NOSHOW KICKED AND punched LMAN.Lman had a bottle and smashed it into NOshow's head . NOshow jumped out of the helocopter. AND NOSHOW got back home his parents took out the glass of NOshow's head . NOSHOWS mother threw .NOSHOW 300 HUNDRED FEET IN THE AIR.JONES woke up and punched LMAN 600 TIMES.NOSHOW GOT IN THE HELOCPTER. JONES said being knocked out is not fun.26 MINTUESlater LMAN woke up and he punched jones 5 times and punched NOshow 6 times.THEY WERE HURT SO BAD. NOshow and JONEShad bruces on there legs and their arms.LMAN saw a panda on the helocopter the panda punched LMANout of the helocopter. LMAN fell on a blimp . THE BLIMP WAS SUPER SOFT. MEAN WHILE WITH NOSHOW AND JONES. NOSHOW HAD a weapon with him its called knockoutapanda. THE knockoutpanda worked jones and NOSHWO were worried that LMAN WOULD GET REVENGE. JONES FOUND A piece of papper the paparer said LMAN. JONES SAID NOSHOW COME OVER HERE AND READ THS PEICE OF PAPER . THE BOTH READ IT NOSHOW SAID this paper makes no sence all that it says is LMAN. JONES SAID MAYBE lman has a diary in here. NOSHOW FOUND LMAN'S diary and they both laughed while reading LMAN's diary. BUT THEY SAW A PICTURE IN LMAN'S DIARY. THEN JONES AND NOSHOW WERE CONFUSED THEY BOTH SAID WHY IS THEREA pictue of LMAN's mother?THEY BOTH KEPT READING LMAN'S DIARY IT SAID the read why there is a picture in my diary is becuase for i will never forget that day. NOSHOW WAS LIKE haha.LMAN GOT BACK IN THE HELOCOPTER LMAN KNOCKED THEM BOTH OUT. 34 MINTUES LATER JONES AND NOSHOW SKUNK BEHIND LMAN AND THEY PUSHED HIM OUT OF THEY HELOCOPTER .THEN THEY KEPT READING LMAN'S DIARY . THEY BOTH KEPT LAUGHIN WHILE READING LMAN'S DIARY. NOSHOW HAD A PHOTOCAMCORDER AND HE FILMED LMAN'S DIARY AND HE PUT IT ON THE INTERNET.

LMAN fell on his house.LMAN GOT ON THE INTERNET AND SAW HIS DIARY . LMAN said i knew those kids were up to something.MAN when i find those 2 kids i'm going to beat them !!!!!!!LMAN GOT BACK IN THE HELOCOPTER LMAN had five notebooks . LMAN WAS torchring NOSHOW AND JONES.BUT THEY PANDA WOKE UP AND KILLED LMAN. THEN THE PANDA IS GOING TO TRY TO KILL JONES AND NOSHOW.BUT JONES FOUNDPANDADISAPEAR RAY AND HE SHOT IT AT THE PANDA THEY PANDA FELL PUT OF THE HELOCOPTER. THE PANDA HAD HIS OWN DIARY AND THEY BOTH READ THE PANDA'S DIARY AND LAUGHED TOGETHER. AND NOSHOW flew they helocopter to japan jones said what are you doing. NOSHOW SAID WE NEED TO GET AWAY FROM LMAN . jones said gly back . NOSHOW SAID ALRIGHT I WILL FLY US BACK WHERE WE WERE. AND NOSHOW AND JONES SAW LMAN ON THE GROUND.

THIS is the last oage of the book. THIS MEANS they story is about over. this is the end. of the story.

Text: april steinbrook
Images: peyton parkey
Editing: alex grissom
Translation: engish
Publication Date: 03-09-2012

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