Supermarket Bouncers & More by Stephen Lamington (cat reading book .txt) 📖
- Author: Stephen Lamington
Book online «Supermarket Bouncers & More by Stephen Lamington (cat reading book .txt) 📖». Author Stephen Lamington
Seriously, how long does it take to pick up a carton of milk? It feels like days since she abandoned me at the checkout line. Here I am being an irresponsible supermarket bouncer, letting shopper after shopper go ahead of me unchecked. To pass the time, I examine the products around me and discover more flavors of condoms than gum. Suddenly, I recognize a waving hand just as the lady in front finishes. Clearing a path through unattractive shoppers for my wife, I questioned her about the unprecedented rambutans and missing milk.
"“Sorry honey, I got distracted. Be right back!"
I am green and I serve thee. I can be a leaf or grasshopper, but never a stop sign. Master, what do you bid of me?
I am red and I serve thee. I have been bled on battlefields and forged in fire but never will I feel blue. Master, what do you bid of me?
I am blue and I serve thee. I am the sky, the sea and a mood. Humor me not master, what do you bid of me?
I am your master and I bid thee mix with flit. For without light, I can't see shit.
Arthur Bench was a hardworking carpenter. From dusk till dawn, he saw to put supper on the table. Every Sunday he would come to pray at that very spot. As a bored lad he sat there, carving pictures into the wood. As a nervous groom he stood there, waiting for his bride. As a proud father he wept there, witnessing his child's baptism. Thus, it is almost of divine satire that a cupboard would fall through the roof of this church and land on that very spot. To commemorate his unfortunate demise, the replacement pew will be named "A. Bench".
Publication Date: 09-05-2010
All Rights Reserved
Dedication:
For couples, colors and church-goers.
In literature a drama genre deserves your attention. Dramas are usually called plays. Every person is made up of two parts: good and evil. Due to life circumstances, the human reveals one or another side of his nature. In drama we can see the full range of emotions : it can be love, jealousy, hatred, fear, etc. The best drama books are full of dialogue. This type of drama is one of the oldest forms of storytelling and has existed almost since the beginning of humanity. Drama genre - these are events that involve a lot of people. People most often suffer in this genre, because they are selfish. People always think to themselves first, they want have a benefit.
Comments (0)