jokes....... by max bulls (motivational books for women .txt) 📖

JOKES OR NOTHING

HERE ARE A FEW JOKES 

 

BEING POPULAR AT FACEBOOK IS LIKE SITTING AT A COOL TABLE IN CAFETERIA AT A MENTAL HOSPITAL IF I AM NOT ON FACEBOOK FOR TWO DAYS THEN CALL THE POLICE JAIN GIRLS ARE MORE IN DEMAND NOWADAYS AS THEY KNOW HOW TO COOK TASTY FOOD WITHOUT ONIONS BOTH OF U STAND TOGETHER SEPERATELY.READ THIS AGAIN AND TRY TO UNDERSTAND A WOMAN NEVER DRESSES TO IMPRESS MEN SHE DRESSES TO IRRITATE OTHER WOMEN BEFORE MARRAIGE WOMAN TREATS HUSBAND AS GOD BUT AFTER MARRIAGE DONT KNOW HOW THE LETTERS GET REVERSED. "GOD" BECOMES "DOG"..... TRUTH:IF MONEY EVER GREW ON TREES GIRLS WOULD'NT MIND DATING WITH MONKEYS I WILL SLAP U SO HARD THAT EVEN GOOGLE CANT FIND U AFTER TUESDAY EVEN THE CALENDER GOES  W  T  F  CLASS-come late and start sleeping SCHOOL-seven crappy hours of our lives FINALS-fuck i never actually learned shit I DONT NEED A HAIRSTYLIST MY PILLOW GIVES ME A NEW HAIRSTYLE EVERY MORNING DEAR MATH,PLEASE GROW AND SOLVE UR OWN PROBLEMS.I AM FED UP OF DOING IT FOR U MARRIAGE IS A WORKSHOP WHER WOMAN SHOP AND HUSBAND WORK I AM NOT LAZY, I AM ON MY ENERY SAVING MODE ALL THE TIME I THOUGT AIR WAS FREE UNTIL I BOUGHT A PACKET OF CHIPS HEY I WILL BE BACK IN 5 MINS IF I AM NOT READ THIS MESSAGE AGAIN. OLD PEOPLE AT WEDDINGS POKE ME AND SAY "UR NEXT" I REAPEAT THE SAME ON THEM AT FUNERALS COMMON SENSE THESE DAYS IS NOT SO COMMON WHAT OTHERS THINK OF U IS NON OF UR BUISNESS TIME HEELS EVERYTHING GIVE THE TIME SOME TIME CINDRELLA IS A PROOF FOR NEW PAIR OF SHOES WHICH CHANGE UR LIFE TNX TO FB I NOW KNEW HOW OTHERS BATHROOMS LOOK LIKE LAUGHING IS THE BEST MEDICINE BUTE IF U LAUGH WITHOUT A REASON YOU WILL NEED A MEDICINE

 

 

 

 

 

 

                      HOPE U ENJOYED THIS JOKES IF U LIKED THEM THEM LIKE IT SO THAT I CAN POST MORE                               SUCH BOOKS

 

KEEP SMILING AND LAUGHING...........

BUT NOT TOO MUCH                       

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WITH LOL 

YOUR MAX

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Publication Date: 08-26-2016

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