Hipster Disney Princess by Katherine Michelle (sneezy the snowman read aloud TXT) 📖

This is a Disney story, but it has a twist. Let me introduce myself, hi, I’m Blaire. No, not the witch. I live on land, and sea. (Strange, I know). Want to know how? Bet you do. In water, I’m a mermaid. When I go onto land, though, I have legs, not my fin/tail. You have probably heard, seen, or read about my sister before. My sister is Princess Ariel. All I hear from dad is ‘why can’t you be more like your sister?’ Well, that’s all I hear from everyone in general. Except for my one friend. Flounder.

He was the one person who I believed really understood me. Not just put up with me. And incase you are wondering what I look like, it’s nothing like Ariel. I have her hairstyle, except mine is black with dyed blue tips. My fin/tail  is also black, but the end of it is blue. And my shell top is blue. I’m talking BRIGHT neon blue. My eyes are such a dark brown, that they look black. I am also fair-skinned, like Ariel.

But that’s where all of the similarities stop. Okay, enough back-story, let’s get on with today’s adventure. Today I was going to break the rules and go onto land. (I’ve been once before, but my father forbid it to ever happen again). Hah, rules. Please. It was about a mile and a half swim from the under-water palace that I lived in, to the shore. So I’m leaving early in the morning to be able to spend all day on land. First, I check and make sure no one notices me, then I quickly swim out of the palace and up towards the surface. Aw, baby sea-horses are out playing. BLAIRE. Stay on task. 

Once I made it to the surface, I took a deep breath of refreshing air. I looked around to locate which direction the shore, and I found it. I saw something different, though, on shore. I saw a teenage male, he looked about my age, which is 15 years of age. Uh-oh. I  re-emerged in the water, careful to stay out of view of the human boy, and swam towards shore. I will have to emerge away from the boy, then slowly make my way there, once I had legs. I soon approached the shore, and as I got closer to the boy, I noticed that he’s no average boy. He has amazing tattoos, and had gauges in his ears, and the blackest hair i’d ever seen. He was gorgeous. Then noticed his clothes. Oh my. He was wearing a Bring Me The Horizon tee (my favorite band), black skinny jeans, and black vans. Ohmygosh. He likes my favorite band, is hot, AND knows how to dress?! No should be allowed to look that perfect. There must be a catch. And catch, there was. I noticed a small pendent on his shirt, the exact pendent that any royalty was required to wear.

Oh. He must be the prince I keep hearing gossip about. Prince Ashton. The kingdom has been out-raged about his punk/hipster look, for God knows how long. Even now, it is still a hot topic of gossip. Yeah, I get that royalty it all blue-blooded and high class, but I personally like his style. It’s awesome to see someone be who they are, not who they’re forced to be. I made it to the other side of the shore, and got dry as soon as my fin/tail touched the hot sand. I’m thankful that I thought to bring my bag with my on-shore ‘secret’ clothes. No one in the sea knew that I came up here, so I had to keep them hidden.

I pulled on my black waist high short-shorts, my Pierce The Veil crop top, and my Black vans. I also put in my gauges, and anchor belly-button piercing. Oops! I almost forgot. I  found my lip piercing as well and put it in. I put my shell top in my bag, and started walking in the direction of Prince Ashton. He looked up from the sand at the sound of my approach. He smiled at me as his eyes raked over my appearance. “wow” I heard him say as soft as a whisper. I blushed and said “Hi, I’m Blaire, your Prince Ashton, right?” He smiled at me and said “Hey, Blaire. Yeah, I’m Prince Ashton.”  I thought he was.

Hmm. What should I say?  He spoke before I could. “So, um do you come here often?” He said, sounding sort of hopeful. Wow, I’m so delusional. I said in response, though “Well, I actually just moved here.” He smiled, then said “Well, if you’d like, I could show you around the town?” I answered immediately “Yes, I’d absolutely love that.” 

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5 years later, Blaire and Ashton were married and had a daughter. Blaire kept her human form, and abandoned being a mermaid to raise her daughter Melody. And yes, Flounder was still around. Ariel did go back for him, and surprisingly on land, he turned into a dog. So he is their family pet.

Publication Date: 05-03-2015

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Dedication:
Bloop.