Violet Lightning by A.N.J.N.D (adventure books to read TXT) 📖

Me: Heyy Girlfriend!

Percy: Since when was I a girl?!

Me: Since now.

Percy: Says who?

Me: Duh, me.

Percy: Your annoying let me talk to Samantha.

Me: I’m hurt Percy Seriously Hurt You don’t wanna talk to me, I thought you loved me? (Note the Sarcasm)

Percy: I do love you and I know your not hurt.

Me: I know.

Percy: Than why did you say it?

Me: Stop asking me questions I’m feeling claustrophobic!!!

Percy: Huh..What..Huh?

Me: You heard me.

Percy: Welll..ok.. Can I talk to Samantha now?

Me: Fine! You can talk to your precious Samantha!

PUT PHONE ON SPEAKER

Sami: Hey Girlfriend!

Percy: Really guys I’m not gay!

Me: Of couse your not…

Percy: I’m freaking married and have a kid!

Sami: But you are cheating on her with your gay
boyfriend named Rico.

Percy: Who the freak is Rico!?

Me: You tell us. Wait a minute ,Isn’t it that guy that works at the Starbucks across the street?

Sami: Yeppers!

Percy: Yeppers?

Me: Yeppers!

Percy: Okay….

Sami: Is little Percy Wierded out?

Percy: No need to baby talk to me I’m two years older than you.

Me: Heyy Percy can you spend the night tomorrow?

Sami: That was random.

Percy: Ya I think so inless Annabeth gets sick or Elizabeth brakes her arm….

Me: Enough Percy please just not talking So I’ll see you tomarrow?

Percy: Ya and Thaila is coming to I think.

Sami: KOOL!

Percy: I gotta go see ya later

Me and Sami: BYE GIRLFRIEND!!!

End Phone Conversation :P

I hung up the phone to see a very confused looking Samuel. What I didn’t get is that he looked angry. Wow I have a bi-polar mate…..

Wait a minute please say I didn’t just say the “M” word. Oh God I did! I have a mate? Aidan is going to KILL me and then kill Samuel. What am I saying? They all would help killing him, and have fun doing it!
Well that’s if they ever come back…

“Ok well let’s go to IHOP to get breakfast!” Sami said randomly.

“Sound’s good!” I said fake excited. I was so confused. Why would Samuel by mad is beyond me. Speaking of which is staring at me. His stare is creeping me out even though making my knees wobbly at the same time. I was so desperate to get him to stop staring at me so I said the first thing that came to mind.

“I want some damn pixie sticks!”

Samantha was staring at me like I was crazy while back up toward the door slowly with Samuel in tow. I probably was crazy but hey Samuel stopped staring at me all stalker-like now he like Sami is staring at me like I was crazy. I ignored the stares and walked confidently out the door and down the hall
.
“Are you guys coming or what?” to the ‘S’ twins (Yes I am calling them that.) who were still looking at the spot I was just standing at.

My yelling must have woke them up from there frozen figures because they started walking down the hall with me.

Once we got to IHOP I was jumping up and down literally. While the ‘S’ twins weren’t looking I snuck into a candy store on the way there and bought tons of pixie sticks and eat them when the ‘S’ twins weren’t looking. Mwahaha! I’m on a sugar rush! And a good thing to know is when I’m on a sugar rush it’s a very good idea to be nowhere near me. I go deadly crazy. I’m serious, you know it’s bad when even I admit it.


Samantha and Samuel went to order our breakfast while I ran and jumped on the table in the corner.

“Excuse me but we are sitting here.” The oldest of the people sitting at the table I jumped on said.

The guys was about mid forty’s with salt and pepper hair. He was here with what looked like his wife but these days you never know. She looked to be about early forty’s with salt speckled brown puffy hair.

“AHHHH! SPARKLING ALIEN GLITTERING FAIRY GAY VAMPIRE HYBRID ON HAPPY CRACK! AHH!” I yelled while pointing to the man and woman and jumping up and down on the table resulting with the plates filled with their food crashing onto their laps.


“HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” I was now cracking up laughing at their outraged expressions.


“I demand you get off the table and go away before I tell the manager Missy!” Said the woman.

Oh hell no. She did not just tell me what to do and threatening me no less!

“NO! You get out of here before I rip your heads with my freaking teeth you old lady! And you to you old man! How dare you threaten me? Me? I am the freaking queen of Narina! I can get my green monsters to eat you! Get outta my sight before I go all Assassin Ninja on your assess! Than get my sidekicks the awesome Smurf and Alien Ninja’s to help. And than I’ll get big bird to finish the job!” I shouted.

They got up and ran outta IHOP like the devil was on their tail making all their food (that was on their laps) fly off into the other customers. I think I scared them…


Right when they got out of the door Samantha and Samuel came over with our food. I plopped down in the seat next to the window looking out of it trying to act as if I didn’t just go all crazy ass psycho only a few seconds before and most likely do it again. Samuel slid into the seat next to me. Does God hate me? I’m sitting right by the world’s hottest man and trying not to kiss him is really hard. Especially when that guy is your mate. I know sad , sad , sniffle , sniffle. But somehow I think I’ll live. Only because there is a huge plate of pancakes in front of me. Yummy! I eat those pancakes in record time.


Samuel looked back to his usual self- well as usual as I’ve seen him. I’ve only known the guy for about an hour.


I’m not gonna bore you with the details of walking home. But I will tell you it included me jumping at random stangers and yelling, claiming them to be robots , aliens, smurfs, ants, even green curtains. And maybe kinda slapping the guys and telling them it’s just cause they are guys. Ya, I told you me on a sugar rush is never a good thing. But you never listen…

AT HOME (WELL OUR DOORM)
“La la la la la la la” I skipped in the hall singing.

I think Sami knew I was on a sugar rush because she stayed 10 feet away from me at all times and when she had to be close to me she hid behind Samuel. Poor Samuel, he is acting normal, thinking this was how I usually act. He was not been properly warned yet. I pity him, I really do.

I ran ahead of them and started jumping on my bed, laughing like a maniac the whole while.

“Stop jumping on your bed you’ll break it!” Samantha shrieked.

“ok” Than I ran past her into her room and started to jump on her bed before she could stop me. This time I was singing Keri Hilson’s ‘Pretty Girl Rock’.

“Get off my bed! You will break it!” She said dramatically. I was offended.

“ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT!?” I really wasn’t I was like super skinny and had a 6 pack – I’m a werewolf remember?

“Yes.”

“AHHHH!” I yelled as I tackled her to the floor pinning her beneath me.

“Wanna repeat that?”

“Hmmm…let me think about it….yes I do. I was calling you fat, you hippo!” I glared hard at her for that comment even though the whole while she was struggling not to laugh.

“Remember payback is a bitch.” And with that I started tickling her to death. Samuel was standing there the whole time just watching with his mouth wide open –like a fishy!

“You might wanna close your mouth Captain Jack Sparrow’s dread locks might fly into it.” I stated matter of factly to him after Samantha begged for mercy saying she’ll get payback. Pshh whatever.

Publication Date: 07-30-2011

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