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give her?” “Madam,” answered the treasurer, “I gave Nouzhatoulaouadat, by your orders, a purse of a hundred pieces of gold and a piece of brocade, which she carried away with her.”

“Well, then, sorry slave,” said Zobeide to Mesrour, in passion, “what have you to say to all this? Whom do you think now I ought to believe, you or my treasurer, my women, and myself?”

Mesrour did not want for arguments to contradict the princess; but, as he was afraid of provoking her too much, chose rather to be silent, though he was satisfied that the wife was dead, and not the husband.

During the whole of this dispute between Zobeide and Mesrour, the caliph, who heard the evidence on both sides, and was persuaded of the contrary of what the princess asserted, because he had himself seen and spoken to Abou Hassan, and from what Mesrour had told him, laughed heartily to see Zobeide so exasperated.

“Madam,” said he to her, “once more I repeat that I know not who was the author of that saying, that �Women sometimes lose their wits,’ but I am sure you make it good. Mesrour has just come from Abou Hassan’s, and tells you that he saw Nouzhatoulaouadat lying dead in the middle of the room, Abou Hassan alive, and sitting by her; and yet you will not believe this evidence, which nobody can reasonably refuse; I cannot comprehend this conduit.”

Zobeide would not hear the caliph. “Pardon me, commander of the faithful,” replied she, “if I suspect you: I see that you have contrived with Mesrour to vex me, and to try my patience. And as I perceive that this report was concerted between you, I beg leave to send a person to Abou Hassan’s, to know whether or not I am in the wrong.”

The caliph consented, and the princess charged with this important commission an old nurse, who had lived with her from her infancy. “Hark you nurse,” said she, “you see my dispute with the commander of the faithful, and Mesrour; I need tell you no more. Go to Abou Hassan’s or rather to Nouzhatoulaouadat’s, for Abou Hassan is dead, and clear up this matter for me. If you bring me good news, a handsome present is your reward: make haste, and return immediately.”

The nurse set out, to the great joy of the caliph, who was delighted to see Zobeide in this embarrassment; but Mesrour, extremely mortified to find the princess so angry with him, did all he could to appease her, and to make her and the caliph both satisfied with him. He was overjoyed when Zobeide sent the nurse; because he was persuaded that the report she must make would agree with his, justify him, and restore him to her favour.

In the mean time Abou Hassan, who watched at the window, perceived the nurse at a distance, and guessing that she was sent by Zobeide, called his wife, and told her that the princess’s nurse was coming to know the truth. “Therefore,” said he, “make haste and lay me out.” Accordingly Nouzhatoulaouadat covered him with the brocade Zobeide had given her, and put his turban upon his face. The nurse, eager to acquit herself of her commission, hobbled as fast as age would allow her, and entering the room, perceived Nouzhatoulaouadat in tears, her hair dishevelled, and seated at the head of her husband, beating her breast, with all the expressions of violent grief.

The good old nurse went directly to the false widow. “My dear Nouzhatoulaouadat,” said she, with a sorrowful countenance, “I come not to interrupt your grief and tears for a husband whom you loved so tenderly.” “Ah! good mother,” replied the counterfeit widow, “you see my misfortune, and how unhappy I am from the loss of my beloved Abou Hassan. Abou Hassan, my dear husband!” cried she, “what have I done that you should leave me so soon? Have I not always preferred your will to my own? Alas! what will become of poor Nouzhatoulaouadat?”

“This black-faced Mesrour,” cried the nurse, lifting up her hands, “deserves to be punished for having caused so great a difference between my good mistress and the commander of the faithful, by the falsehood he has told them. Daughter,” continued she, “that villain Mesrour has asserted, with inconceivable impudence, before our good mistress, that you were dead, and Abou Hassan was alive.”

“Alas! my good mother,” cried Nouzhatoulaouadat, “I wish to Heaven that it was true! I should not be in this sorrowful state, nor bewail a husband so dear to me!” At these words she wept afresh, and with redoubled tears and cries feigned the deepest sorrow.

The nurse was so much moved by her tears, that she sat down by her, and cried too. Then gently lifting up the turban and cloth, looked at the face of the corpse. “Ah! poor Abou Hassan,” she cried, covering his face again, “God have mercy upon thee. Adieu, child,” said she to Nouzhatoulaouadat: “if I could stay longer with you, I would with all my heart; but I am obliged to return immediately, to deliver my mistress from the uneasiness that black villain has occasioned her, by his impudent lie, assuring her with an oath that you were dead.”

As soon as the nurse was gone, Nouzhatoulaouadat wiped her eyes and released Abou Hassan; they both went and sat down on a sofa against the window, expecting what would be the end of this stratagem, and to be ready to act according as circumstances might require.

The nurse, in the mean time, made all the haste she could to Zobeide. The pleasure of carrying the princess news favourable to her wager, but still more the hopes of a good reward, added wings to her feet, and running into the princess’s closet quite out of breath, she gave her a true account of all she had seen. Zobeide hearkened to the old woman’s relation with a most sensible pleasure; and when she had done, said, with a tone which shewed triumph at having, as she supposed, won her wager: “Repeat it once more before the caliph, who looks upon us all to be fools, would make us believe we have no sense of religion, nor fear of God; and tell your story to that wicked black slave, who had the insolence to assert a wilful falsehood.”

Mesrour, who expected the nurse’s report would prove favourable on his side, was much mortified to find it so much the contrary, and so vexed at the anger Zobeide expressed against him, for a thing which he thought himself surer of than any body, that he was glad of an opportunity of speaking his mind freely to the old women, which he durst not do to the princess. “Old toothless,”

said he to the nurse, “you are a liar, and there is no truth in what you say; for I saw with my own eyes Nouzhatoulaouadat laid out in the middle of the room.”

“You are a notorious liar yourself,” replied the nurse, with an insulting air, “to dare maintain so great a falsity before my face, who am just come from seeing Abou Hassan dead, laid out, and have left his wife alive.” “I am not an impostor,” replied Mesrour; “it is you who endeavour to lead us all into error.”

“What impudence,” said the nurse, “to dare tell me I lie in the presence of their majesties, when I saw just now with my own eyes what I have had the honour to tell them.” “Indeed, nurse,”

answered Mesrour again, “you had better hold your tongue, for you certainly doat.”

Zobeide, who could no longer endure this want of respect in Mesrour, who, without any regard to her, treated her nurse so injuriously in her presence, without giving the old lady time to reply to so gross an affront, said to the caliph, “Commander of the faithful, I demand justice for this insolence to us both.”

She was so enraged she could say no more, but burst into tears.

The caliph, who had heard all the dispute, thought it very intricate. He mused some time, and could not tell what to think of so many contradictions. The princess on her part, as well as Mesrour, the nurse, and all the women slaves, who were present, were as much puzzled, and remained silent. At last the caliph, addressing himself to Zobeide, said, “I see we are all liars; myself first, then you, Mesrour, and you, nurse; or at least it seems not one can be believed more than the other; therefore let us go ourselves to examine the truth, for I can see no other way to clear up these doubts.”

So saying, the caliph arose, the princess followed him, and Mesrour went before to open the doors. “Commander of the faithful,” said he, “I am overjoyed that your majesty has taken this course; and shall be much more, when I shall make it plainly appear to the nurse, not that she doats, since the expression is unfortunately displeasing to my good mistress, but that her report is not true.”

The nurse wanted not a reply; “Hold your tongue, black face,”

said she; “you doat yourself.”

Zobeide, who was much provoked at Mesrour, could not bear to hear him attack her nurse again without taking her part: “Vile slave,”

said she, “say what you will, I maintain my nurse speaks the truth, and look upon you as a mere liar.” “Madam,” replied Mesrour, “if nurse is so very certain that Nouzhatoulaouadat is alive, and Abou Hassan dead, I will lay her what she dares of it.” The nurse was as ready as he; “I dare,” said she, “take you at your word: let us see if you dare unsay it.” Mesrour stood to his word; and they laid a piece of gold brocade with silver flowers before the caliph and the princess.

The apartment from which the caliph and Zobeide set out, though distant from Abou Hassan’s, was nevertheless just opposite, so that he perceived them coming, and told his wife that he was much mistaken if the caliph and Zobeide, preceded by Mesrour, and followed by a great number of women, were not about to do them the honour of a visit. She looked through a lattice and saw them, seemed frightened, and cried out, “What shall we do? we are ruined.” “Fear nothing,” replied Abou Hassan. “Have you forgotten already what we agreed on? We will both feign ourselves dead, and you shall see all will go well. At the slow rate they are coming, we shall be ready before they reach the door.” Accordingly, Abou Hassan and his wife wrapped up and covered themselves with the pieces of brocade, and waited patiently for their visitors.

Mesrour, who came first, opened the door, and the caliph and Zobeide, followed by their attendants, entered the room; but were struck with horror, and stood motionless, at the spectacle which presented itself to their view, not knowing what to think. At length Zobeide breaking silence, said to the caliph, “Alas! they are both dead! You have done much,” continued she, looking at the caliph and Mesrour, “to endeavour to make me believe that my dear slave was dead, and I find it is true: grief at the loss of her husband has certainly killed her.” “Say rather, madam,” answered the caliph, prepossessed to the contrary, that Nouzhatoul-aoudat died first, “the afflicted Abou Hassan sunk under his grief, and could not survive his dear wife; you ought, therefore, to confess that you have lost your wager, and that your palace of paintings is mine.”

“Hold there,” answered Zobeide, warmed at being contradicted by the caliph; “I will maintain you have lost your garden of pleasures. Abou Hassan died first; since my nurse told you, as well as me, that she saw her alive, and weeping for the death of her husband.”

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