And So It Goes by Judy Colella (books for 9th graders .TXT) š
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This is not my first day of school, I do not own a pair of skinny jeans, my hair isnāt thick and long, and my mother is probably still asleep. What I wash myself with or whether I use makeup or not is both irrelevant and nobodyās business. And who gives a crap if I take a shower before school every morning, or if I use perfume?
I also donāt have any powers ā what a hoot that would be! ā and the best-looking guy in the school doesnāt seem to notice me, much less care or have some kind of crush. Iām not abused at home, just ignored. And the bullies in my grade donāt bother me because I avoid being within twenty yards of them at all times. I do have a car, but itās an older POS that seems to have its own ideas about how and when to run.
I donāt cut, but a couple of my friends do, and Iām constantly worried about them. Doing drugs and drinking alcohol are at the top of my list titled, āImbecilic Crap I Wouldnāt Do If Life Itself Depended On It.ā
There. Thatās me. My name is Shasta (my mom is a daisy freak) and neither of us has the slightest idea who my father is. Was. Whatever. My last name is the same as my momās, obviously ā Darby. That so doesnāt work with my first name, but hey. And just so you know, there is a boyfriend in the picture who says heās crazy about my mother. His name is Wade Marshal, heās a geek, and why mom doesnāt marry him and get it over with is beyond me. Maybe because her first name is Marsha. At least she isnāt dating a guy whose last name is Law. Shut up.
Yeah, so it isnāt my first day of school. Itās my twenty-third (yes, Iām counting). Why mention this? Because the first three weeks were like the first three weeks of school every year of my life and therefore not worth talking about. But today I have to give a speech for one of my classes. I never had to do that before, and Iām not happy about it.
My high school is a bit on the weird side. Itās semi-private, but not like a hospital room. I mean, there are more than two students in it. The semi-private bit means the State pays some of the bills while a moderate tuition from the parents pays the rest. So Iām not attending some totally private snob school. More than half of the kids were home-schooled for most of their lives, which is about as exclusive as any of them ever got. Not me. Nope. Regular public school from kindergarten through eleventh.
So now Iām a twelfth-grader (a senior, yay me), and I have to give a speech on social injustice. Really? Why? What does that even mean? I suppose thatās what Iām supposed to explain, but despite having wracked my brain over this topic since getting the assignment yesterdayā¦okay, I wracked my brain for about fifteen minutes this morningā¦I canāt come up with a thing. Nada. Zilch. Zero. Zip. I was told to make notes and do an extemporaneous speech based on these mythical jottings. Ha! The letters ālolā are bouncing around in my head with wild abandon over that one.
Breakfast was the same as always: coffee and a toaster pastry. I should weigh about eight hundred pounds by now, but because I run a lot, I manage to burn off the junk food pretty well. Anyway, since my car had been refusing to start since the week before, I ran to the bus stop, jogged in place while I waited for it to come farting and screeching around the corner onto my street, then zoomed up the steps and into a seat three-quarters of the way toward the back.
āYou ready to give that speech thing?ā
I turned to my classmate and friend, realizing sheād asked the question without actually looking at me. Her attention, as usual, was riveted on her Galaxy tablet and some game that looked like a lot of fruit had been barfed up all over the screen. āNope.ā
āOh. Okay.ā
Thanks for caring, Gina. Please, donāt let me interrupt your fruit game. āOkay?ā
Finger-slideā¦tap-tapā¦slideā¦tap. āCrap! Stupid thing refuses to let me win this level!ā
āGina. Dude. What do you mean, āokayā?ā
āWhat do you mean?ā
I rolled my eyes, resisting the desire to take her tablet and toss it out the window. āI answered your question and said I didnāt have my speech ready and all you said was āoh, okay.ā So what did you mean?ā
She frowned and started re-doing her ponytail. āI said that?ā
āYou did. Game-brain.ā
āVery funny, Shasta. I clearly wasnāt paying attention.ā
āThatās why I love you ā youāre so honest about yourself.ā I laughed and sat back.
āDo you love me, too?ā
I got up, turned, and knelt on the seat, facing the individual in the seat behind me who had uttered that idiotic question. āYes, Dion. I love you more than life itself. I would throw myself under a mosquito for you.ā
Dion Philips, a member of the football team, opened his mouth, shut it, frowned, squinted one eye, and said, āWhat?ā
āYou asked, I answered.ā Smiling, I turned around and sat back again. The guy was probably nice on some level, but not all that bright. He kept trying to freak me out, kept failing, and then would ignore me for hours at a time. Ours was a genuine what-the-hell-was-that relationship. Like me, heād gone to public school, so I had the dubious joy of being aware of him for most of my life. I donāt think he knew I even existed until about six months ago. Or something.
Gina, I now noticed, had turned purple. Were this anyone else, Iād have been alarmed. But it was Gina, the girl who never wanted anyone to know she was laughing hysterically, so would contain the sound by not breathing until her face was the color of an anemic eggplant. I smacked her on the arm. āInhale, please.ā
She did, amazing me that her loud, deep intake of air didnāt suck the seat in front of us off its floor bolts. That would have been awkward. Then she made a tiny noise that sounded like āskeeto!ā and doubled over, laughing again.
I gave up. āIf you pass out, I refuse to carry you off this bus.ā
The rest of the ride was boring. Gina eventually got herself under control, but didnāt have anything to say. Neither did I. What was I going to do about that stupid speech? Social injustice? Wait ā what would be the opposite? Social justice? What does that mean? How did any of this work? I began to contemplate the word ājusticeā without the āsocialā and by the time the bus dropped us off, I knew what I was going to say.
Two
My grandfather used to indulge in what I like to call dangling quotes. I think theyāre meant to convey warnings of some kind. Not sure. One of them came with rolled eyes and a sigh, and I was thinking about it just then. Iād given my speech, you see. Thought Iād done a great job, too, considering I had no idea what I was talking about. Still, it seemed logical based on the conclusions Iād reached somewhere between getting off the bus and making it to class without tripping over anything.
Anyway, the quote was āā¦.the best laid plans of mice and menā¦ā Call me crazy, but I canāt imagine mice go around planning things with well-thought-out details. I have a feeling the āmiceā part was meant as sarcasm, or irony, or some such device, but itās still a weird quote.
So, okay. The speech. I ranted on for a good ten minutes about the difference between āsocialā and āsocietal,ā explaining that there was a vast difference between the two, and because of their meanings when coupled with the word ājustice,ā it seemed to me that when people stomped around waving signs and screaming against āsocial injustice,ā what they really wanted to see fixed was āsocietal injustice.ā We humans donāt treat each other nicely all the time, I said, because weāre often too busy being selfish and needy. So we step on other peopleās dreams and lawns, all because we feel weāre entitled to more than we actually are (notice how I managed to get a whole lot of different subjects into that one statement?), and the steppees want justice against the steppers. Wait. Yeah. But because weāre also lousy with lawyers and politicians, that concept got twisted and āsocialā was substituted for āsocietalā ā ignoring the fact that the kind of society we live in determines how free we are or arenāt to strive for what we want. Once the substitution was made, individual responsibility and accountability were eliminated, encouraging people to become sheeple (another of my grandfatherās terms Iām not so sure about).
By the end of my speech, everyone was staring at me with that glazed look you often seen in the eyes of one member of a blind-date couple. The teacher, on the other hand, was tapping her foot, her lower jaw thrust outward, and was glaring at me. No glaze present in those eyes. Nope. Great. What had I said to deserve that kind of look? Could it have been because I hadnāt quoted some lame source or other, like a famous newspaper or magazine? I had no idea. Still donāt. Thus the sinking feeling that I was royally screwed and the dangling quote zipping across my inner movie screen. Crap. Looked like I had no choice, and the only thing left for me was to clear my throat, tell her I was done, and ask if I could go to the ladiesā room.
She crossed her arms, pointed at the door and nodded, saying nothing. Try crossing your arms and pointing ā itās not easy, but she managed. Or maybe she was pointing with her face. I didnāt stick around to try and figure it out.
And now Iām standing at the sink, smirking at my reflection as I try to come up with some kind of self-insult that describes how I feel.
āLoser,ā I told me. āThatās what you get for not doing your homework! Now the teacher is going to fail you, you big dummy!ā Iām not big, but the dummy part of me apparently is.
āOMG! Are you talking to yourself?ā
Yes, she used the initials and didnāt say the words they represented. Wow. Her name, Lacy Moore, sounded to me like the name of someone with nothing on who spent a lot of time spinning around poles.
āI am,ā I admitted. I had no desire to talk to this person. She was one of the people Iād spent so much time and effort avoiding.
āYouāre nuts.ā She came to stand at the sink next to me, and had addressed my reflection.
āProbably,ā my reflection told hers.
She made a snorty noise and flipped golden hair over one shoulder as she leaned forward to turn on the faucet. Was she going to splash me
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