Have you ever thought about what fiction is? Probably, such a question may seem surprising: and so everything is clear. Every person throughout his life has to repeatedly create the works he needs for specific purposes - statements, autobiographies, dictations - using not gypsum or clay, not musical notes, not paints, but just a word. At the same time, almost every person will be very surprised if he is told that he thereby created a work of fiction, which is very different from visual art, music and sculpture making. However, everyone understands that a student's essay or dictation is fundamentally different from novels, short stories, news that are created by professional writers. In the works of professionals there is the most important difference - excogitation. But, oddly enough, in a school literature course, you don’t realize the full power of fiction. So using our website in your free time discover fiction for yourself. THE DITZ by J.E. Kaye (audio ebook reader .txt) 📖
- Author: J.E. Kaye
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I came downstairs this morning to hear a terrible "rushing" noise. Racing outside to see if there was a water pipe that had burst, I saw nothing. Looking around the living room, I checked the fireplace in case gas was leaking...zilch.... but still an ominous sound. I gazed at the television, which was off, and pressed the remote. Nothing happened, even though I shook the remote angrily at the set. As I was desperately about to call my phone company, Verizon, I noticed the stereo light was displaying green. I turned off the radio and the noise magically disappeared. Amazing!
Making a cup of tea and two pieces of toast to comfort me in my distress, I went back upstairs to turn on my computer. Stepping in mounds of throw-up from the cat on my newly shampooed carpet, I sat down in my den and put my breakfast to the side of the computer. The phone rang and I turned to have a conversation with my friend. After hanging up, I noticed the cat was licking the butter off my toast - but I ate it anyway. No, I didn’t eat the cat, who was happily washing her buttery nose.
Deciding to take a shower, I went into the bathroom. I took off my glasses, picked up a bottle of depilatory spray and climbed in the tub. After spraying my legs, I wondered why it smelled so nice. Checking closely, I saw that I had sprayed on Nice 'n Easy deodorant. Sighing deeply, I picked up the shampoo and lathered it generously in my hair. Checking the bottle, because something felt wrong, I saw that I had put a glob of body lotion in my hair. Giving up, I got out of the shower and brushed my teeth....with Desitin, again!
Publication Date: 08-03-2010
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Dedication:
To my very young "old lady" who makes me laugh every day.
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