The Big Otter by Robert Michael Ballantyne (the chimp paradox .txt) 📖

that shattered the cat's peace of mind for the remainder of that morning, after which he re-opened the letter, spread it carefully out on the table, and, in the most intensely cynical tones, began a disjointed commentary on it as follows:--

"Your `dear father,' indeed! That's the first piece of humbug in your precious letter. Very `dear' I am to you, no doubt. And _you_--you--a chit--a mere boy (he forgot that several years had elapsed since I left him). Oh! no--I'm neither surprised nor displeased--not at all. The state of my mind is not to be expressed by such phraseology--by no means! And you were always such a smooth-faced, quiet little beggar that--well--no matter. `Couldn't help it!' indeed. H'm. `Quite a lady!' Oh! of _course_. Necessarily so, when you condescended to fall in love with her! `Humility!' well! `Given up the service,' too! `Colorado!' `One of the wildest parts'--as if a tame part wouldn't have done just as well! A `farmer!' Much _you_ know about farming! You don't tell all this `defiantly.' Oh! no, certainly not, but if you don't _do_ it defiantly, I have misunderstood the meaning of the word self-will till I am bald. Why didn't you `consult' me, then? Much _you_ care for my blessing--and `the thing is fixed!'"

Exasperation was too much developed at this point to permit of blowing off steam in the form of sarcastic remark. My poor father hit the table with such force that the cream spurted out of its pot over the cloth-- and my father didn't care! The cat cared, however, when, at a later period, it had the cleaning up of that little matter all to itself! This last explosion caused so much noise--my cousin told me--as to attract the attention of my father's only domestic, who bounced into the room and asked, "did 'e ring." To which my father returned such a thundering "No!" that the domestic fled precipitately, followed by the cat--rampant.

"_Your_ `Eve!' indeed," said my father, resuming the sarcastic vein. "`Mother an Indian'--a Hottentot, I suppose, or something of that sort-- short skirt of peacock feathers; no upper part worth mentioning, flat nose and lips, and smeared all over with fat, I dare say. Charming mother-in-law. Calculated to create some impression on English society. No wonder you've chosen the _wilds_ of Colorado! Ah, now, as to `my Eve herself'--just let us have it strong, my boy--h'm, `sweet'--yes, yes--`amiable,' exactly, `fair hair and blue eyes'--ha, you expect me to swallow _that_! oh, `graceful,' ha! `perfection,' undoubtedly. `Forgive' you! No--boy, I'll _never_ forgive you. You're the most arrant ass--idiot--but this caps all--`come out here and live with us!' They'll give me one quarter of the wigwam, I suppose--curtained off with birch-bark, _perhaps_, or deerskin. `Your affectionate'--dolt! wh-why-- what do you glare like _that_ for?"

This last question was put to my small cousin, who, in the horror of her belief that my father had gone mad, had agitated the window-curtain and revealed herself!

My poor dear father! I can imagine the scene well, and would not have detailed it so minutely here if--but enough. I must not forecast.

The afternoon on which this letter was despatched Big Otter returned to Sunny Creek cottage with a haunch of fat venison on his lusty shoulders.

He found us all grouped round the rustic table in front of the door, enjoying a cup of fragrant tea, and admiring the view. Eve was sitting on a low stool at the feet of Mrs Liston, engaged in ornamenting a bright blue fire-bag with bead and quill work of the most gorgeous colouring and elegant design. The design, of course, was her own. Mrs Liston was knitting small squares of open cotton-work, of a stitch so large that wooden needles about the size of a goose-quill were necessary. It was the only work that the poor old lady's weak eyesight and trembling hands could accomplish, and the simple stitch required little exercise of mind or muscle. When Mrs Liston completed a square she rolled it away. When sixteen squares were finished, she sewed them together and formed a strip about eight feet long and six inches broad. When sixteen such strips were completed, she sewed them all together and thus produced a bed-quilt. Quilts of this sort she presented periodically, with much ceremony and demonstration of regard, to her most intimate friends. In that region the old lady had not many intimate friends, but then it luckily took much time to produce a quilt.

The quilt then in hand--at that time near its completion--was for Eve.

"Thank you _so_ much for your venison," said Mrs Liston, as the hunter, with an air of native dignity, laid the haunch at her feet. "Take it to the kitchen, dear," she added to Mrs Temple, who was pouring out the tea.

"It has just come in time," said Mrs Temple, with a pleasant nod to Big Otter; "we had quite run out of fresh meat, and your friend Muxbee is such a lazy boy that he never touches a gun. In fact I don't know how to get him out of the house even for an hour."

As this was said in English, Big Otter did not understand it, but when he saw the speaker stoop to pick up the venison, he stepped quickly forward and anticipated her. "Thank you, carry it this way," said Aunt Temple (as I had begun to style her), leading the Indian to the pantry in rear of the cottage.

"Well, Big Otter," said I, when they returned, "now do you find the country round here in regard to game?"

"There is much game," he answered.

"Then you'll make up your mind to pitch your wigwam here, I hope, and make it your home."

"No, Big Otter's heart is in his own land in the far north. He will go back to it."

"What! and forsake Waboose?" said Eve, looking up from her work with an expression of real concern.

With a gratified air the Indian replied, "Big Otter will return."

"Soon!" I asked.

"Not very long."

"When do you start?"

"Before yon sun rises again," said Big Otter, pointing to the westward, where the heavens above, and the heavens reflected in the lake below, were suffused with a golden glow.

"Then I shall have to spend the most of the night writing," said I, "for I cannot let you go without a long letter to my friend Lumley, and a shorter one to Macnab. I have set my heart on getting them both to leave the service, and come here to settle alongside of me."

"You see, your friend Muxbee," said Aunt Temple, using the Indian's pronunciation of my name, "is like the fox which lost his tail. He wishes all other foxes to cut off _their_ tails so as to resemble him."

"Am I to translate that?" I asked.

"If you can and will."

Having done so, I continued,--"But seriously, Big Otter, I hope you will try to persuade them to come here. Give them a glowing account of the country and the climate, and say I'll not marry till they come to dance at my wedding. I would not wait for that however, if it were not that Eve thinks she is a little too young yet, and besides, she has set her heart on my father being present. I'll explain all that in my letters, of course, but do you press it on them."

"And be sure you tell the dark-haired pale-face," said Eve, "that Waboose expects her to come. Give these from her friend Fairhair--she was fond of calling me Fairhair."

Eve rose as she spoke, and produced a pair of beautiful moccasins, which had been made and richly ornamented by her own hands. At the same time she presented the fire-bag to the Indian, adding that she was glad to have had it so nearly ready when he arrived.

"For whom are these pretty things, my dear?" asked Mrs Liston.

"The fire-bag, mother, is for Big Otter, and the moccasins is--"

"Are, Eve--are--plural you know."

"_Is_," replied Eve, with emphasis, "for my dear friend, Jessie, the black-haired pale-face."

"Well done, Waboose!" exclaimed Aunt Temple. "I'm glad to see that you improve under my tuition."

"You _can't_ spoil her," I retorted, quietly.

"Well, my dear," said Mrs Liston, "send a message from me to your dark-haired pale-face that I shall begin a quilt for her next week."

"I hope she will come to receive it," said Aunt Temple. "Tell her that, Muxbee, with my love, and add that I hope we shall be good friends when we meet. Though I doubt it, for I can't bear Highlanders--they're so dreadfully enthusiastic."

"How much of that message am I to send?" I asked.

"As much as you please. I can trust to your discretion."

That evening I retired to my snug little attic-room earlier than usual, and, spreading out a large sheet of narrow-ruled foolscap paper before me, began a letter to my old chum on the banks of lake Wichikagan. I had much to relate, for much had happened since I had sent off the brief note by Salamander, and I found it difficult to check my pen when once it had got into the flow of description and the rush of reminiscence and the gush of reiterative affection. I had covered the whole of the first sheet of narrow-ruled foolscap, and got well into the second sheet-- which I had selected unruled, that I might write still more narrowly-- when I heard a gentle tap at the door.

I knew the tap well--sprang up and opened the door. Eve stood there, looking as modest and beautiful and elegant as ever--which is saying a good deal, for, in deference to Mrs Liston's prejudices, she had exchanged her old graceful tunic reaching to a little below the knee, and her pretty bead-wrought leggings, and other picturesque accompaniments of Indian life, for the long dress of civilisation. However, I consoled myself with the fact that _nothing_ could spoil her, and recalled with satisfaction the words (I don't quite remember them), which refer to a rose smelling equally sweet under any other name.

"Prayers," said Eve.

Lest any one should feel perplexed by the brevity of her announcement, I may mention that dear old Mrs Liston's habit was to recognise her "Best Benefactor" night and morning by having worship in the household, and invariably conducted it herself in her soft, slightly tremulous, but still musical voice.

As we descended the stairs, Eve said,--"You must sit beside me to-night, Geo'ge. When you sit opposite you gaze too much and make me uncomfortable."

"Certainly, dear one," said I. "But pray don't call me Geo'ge--say Geo-r-ge. There's an r in it, you know."

"Yes, Geo-o-o-r-r-r-r-ge!"

"Eve," I whispered, as we sat on the sofa together, while Mrs Liston was wiping her spectacles, "I've been earnestly considering that last attempt of yours, and I think upon the whole, that `Geo'ge' is better."


CHAPTER TWENTY SEVEN.


A PECULIAR WEDDING AND A WONDERFUL WALK.

Turn we once again to the great wilderness, and if we do so with half the zest felt by Big Otter when he set forth on his journey, we will certainly enjoy the trip, you and I,