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A Blaze Erupts

       Blaze Erupts In Westside Elementary School

 

 

I said hundreds of prayers after reading that headline on the front page of the morning newspaper yesterday, because I knew exactly how the fire had started—it seemed no one else was exactly sure, however. Anyway, Jimmy and I decided against finding “Dennis”—the little fink who blackmailed us into giving him the matchgun—and then stringing him up by his thumbs...or his balls. The local cops somehow failed to add up two and two, to our great relief, and so the mysterious fire in Mr. Kintzele's vacant lot across the street from our houses last year, the girl with the toasted scalp at the Comet Theater last month, and the roaring blaze in the auditorium at Barnum Public School two days ago, remained isolated incidents.

So we thought.

 

 

  Dennis

 

 

         Detective Ryan visited the home of the Minkle family. Yes he did. I learned much later that Butch Minkle had answered the door with the ever-present cigarette dangling out of his mouth that day.  Unlike me, he didn’t make a good impression on Detective Ryan. But he did make a lasting one. Being stupid, Butch’s vocabulary was limited to sentences which made little sense, were contradictory, or else splattered with four letter words—and that didn’t set well with the detective. All told, his explanation of the events that terrible day at the Comet Theater sounded very much like a lie to Ryan.  Suspicion concerning who committed the crime fell immediately onto his and Inky’s shoulders.

         Still, the matter was easily settled now that a battery of suspects had been tracked down. Ryan requested that my parents bring me, and that Mrs. McGuire bring Jimmy, down to the home of Dennis to star in a line up. All hope in my heart vanished when Mom informed Pop at the dinner table in tears that her son would likely be going to juvenile hall soon—if not the state penitentiary. Afterward she left the tear-stained room and marched next door to awaken Mrs. McGuire, if such a thing was possible, and inform her that Jimmy must accompany us on the death march. Mickey’s name was never brought up.

          â€œDid you do it?” Pop inquired calmly after Mom had disappeared in her breast-beating state.

 

          I did not lie. â€œNo, sir. I had nothing to do with it.”

 

          We walked; Mom two steps in front of Mrs. McGuire, Pop bringing up the rear, Jimmy and I sandwiched in between.  Down past Clifford’s big house, past Allen’s tiny one, then across Ellsworth Avenue we walked. Midway down the street we passed the dancer’s front door, and a sort of hellish feeling welled up in my stomach. She sat on the porch swing with a friend—or maybe the other girl was her sister. I tried not to glance over at them, or at her I should say, but a morbid impulse latched onto me and I turned my head. She’d noticed the parade, and she must have known it was more a procession of calves to the slaughterhouse, or murderers to the gallows. I dropped my eyes and cursed the moment.

          When we reached our destination I saw detective Ryan standing on the doorstep of Dennis’ house, the door ajar, the boy’s mother halfway in and halfway out, holding a handkerchief over her mouth and nose. At her side peeking out at us stood the bane of creation himself. I shot a look at Jimmy. He was sweating bullets this time around, and he whispered to me, “By his little balls.” Dennis eased farther behind his weeping mother’s skirt.

          â€œAh. Here they are, Mrs. Humboldt,” Ryan said when we came to a halt at the foot of her porch. â€œTerrence, can you step out here and take a look at these two boys? Do you recognize them as the ones who gave you the matchgun?”

          Dennis, or little Terrence as it turned out, poked his head out from behind his mother’s broad posterior.

 

He wasn’t looking at me, I’m certain. His eyes locked on Jimmy’s immediately, and the necessary words were quickly communicated. Even little Terrence valued the jewels he had not yet had the opportunity to use. He crumbled in the face of Jimmy.

          â€œNo.”

          â€œNo?” repeated Detective Ryan.

          â€œNo. I never seen these guys ‘afore. They ain’t the ones.  There was three of ‘em.”

          Detective Ryan’s brow fell at that lie. He addressed Pop matter-of-factly. â€œWait by my car.”

          And so the five of us turned and marched back out to the street. Ryan, Terrence, and his mother had disappeared by the time I took a seat on the curb and looked back at the house. A few moments passed in that state of Limbo out in the silence of the street. Then Ryan exited the house alone and strode down the steps, down the sidewalk, and came directly to me.

          â€œYou told me yesterday that you’d given the boy a matchgun, Francis.  Now he tells me he’s never seen you before.  What’s up here?  Did you or did you not give that boy the weapon that enabled him to start a fire at school?”

          I stood alone in the universe after that question. A concept I’d never truthfully encountered on a real level surfaced in my head. A moral dilemma. I had two options, and neither of them was particularly palatable. Deny my involvement, or tell the truth. I answered Detective Ryan.

          â€œNo sir. I didn’t. Jimmy did
but I was there. And it was us who shot the match inside the Comet
” 

          Mom let out a sound that was not a wail, nor

 

a screech. I had kicked her in the stomach, and her response was a muted bellow, a groan, a whimper.

          Pop remained quiet. 

          Mrs. McGuire merely seemed confused.

 

          I thought better of speaking at the dinner table that evening; of even being there in fact. But, my presence was requested, and my replies to the questions pitched at me were duly noted, as if Detective Ryan had seated himself with his notebook and pen at the ready directly across from me. A rancorous veil was thrown across me, this time not only by Mom, but also by Pop.

          â€œEven if it’s true you didn’t actually shoot that match in the theater, or have anything to do with handing the gun to that boy,” Pop lectured me waving a finger in my face, “you’re still guilty by association.”

          â€œYes, and I’ll tell you another thing, and it ain’t two
” Mom began.

          â€œBe quiet, Rosie, I’ll handle this,” Pop said. The color in his face deepened to incendiary red as he continued, at long last not the least lost for words. Mom sat back in her chair, defeated, or content with his command, or waiting—but in silence.

          â€œSo here’s the deal. I’ll drive you to school for the remainder of the year, and pick you up at 3:30 every afternoon. I can’t stop you from talking to Jimmy or that Fumo boy while you’re out of my sight, but by God if I hear even a whisper that the three of you have done anything—anything—that would make me raise an eyebrow
do I make myself crystal clear?”

 

         Like looking through a window in God’s home on high. “Yes, Pop.”

          â€œGood. You’ve shamed your family and yourself. Don’t ever let it happen again. Understand?”

          â€œYes sir.”

         “Alright, then. You’ll stay in this house until I say you can leave. Now, finish eating, get the dishes done, and then go to your room.”

         I looked up. Mom had placed her hand on Pop’s forearm, and though I’d pierced her side with a spear a few hours ago down at little Terrence’s house, I saw her mouth curl upward into a tiny smile. She remained silent as I rose and took my plate to the sink in the kitchen.

         “And one last thing,” Pop added. â€œYou’ll go along with me to that girl’s house and you’ll tell her you’re sorry. God help you if her folks decide to press charges.”

          â€œWhat about Barnum School?” I asked in dread.

          â€œWe’ll wait and see there.”

          At last Mom decided it was probably safe to interject her feelings on the matter.

          â€œSkippy.  That was a courageous thing you did
telling the truth.  I’m proud of you.”

   

 

Naked Statues

 

     The smoke cleared two weeks later, and I heaved a sigh of relief. The girl at the Comet had a name, I discovered. Marilou Jenkins. She was very pretty, an honor student at a private school for girls on the eastside of town. As promised, or as threatened, we visited her.

     Jimmy, Pop, and I drove to her home one morning when the sky had abandoned itself to a somber rug of gray. We pulled up to the curb, and at first I was shocked and disheartened when Pop checked the address he’d written on the back of an envelope, and then announced, “This is it.” He cut the engine of our dusty old station wagon, emitting a cloud of smoke out through the tailpipe thicker than the dreary sky above us. We had driven to another planet.

     “Je-sus H. Kee-rist,” Jimmy remarked, and I had to second the invocation.

     The home, sitting in Versailles elegance on the corner lot looked more like a grand museum or an important public monument, except for the park-like expanse of golf course lawn and the English gardens meandering through the acreage spanning the distance to the mansion that would have made Mom explode with envy. Bordering the broad parkway towering elms stood, perfectly aligned and spaced. They were trimmed as if a small army of tree barbers spent innumerable hours each day manicuring them, until even the squirrels and birds donned tuxedos before entering the branches. 

     The three of us exited the truck in a state of awe—Jimmy and I, anyway—and hiked up the meandering flagstone walkway to an entry as imposing as that of Monticello. I glanced nervously at my ragged sneakers as Pop pushed the doorbell button. 

     We waited.

     The door was opened halfway by a predatory-faced woman dressed in the attire of a maid instead of what in my mind should have been spots, or stripes. She smelled strongly of lemon oil mixed with mothballs, and she showed us into a foyer the size of our entire house where we were politely instructed to wait. She then padded silently across the black and white checked marble floor into an adjoining gallery lined with ten foot-tall paintings and milk-white statuary. Standing in the foyer peering in, it seemed to me none of it had any practical use beyond its grandiose statement of sinful wealth and extreme snobbery.  Undoubtedly Mom would have agreed. And, the statues were naked.

     But such was

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