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CHAPTER 1


THESE ARE SOME OF THE THINGS THAT REALLY GET UNDER MY SKINN
#1 PEOPLE WITH ANNOYIN VOICES
lik WTF would u jsut shut up. Your freakin voice is annoying and your the one that has the most to say about everything. IDK your voice just makes me want to throw up.

#2 PEOPLE THAT GO ON AND ON ABOUT ONE SUBJECT
when people do this i just feel like saying "OK i've had it shut up, get over it, and move on stop bring up the pass!!!" That happened a whole year ago GET OVER IT!!!

#3 I REALLY DONT LIKE PEOPLE THAT PLAY TO MUCH
when people play to much i really feel lik slapping then because they just PLAY TO MUCH. Like people dont like to play all the time so dude why do you. Sometimes i feel like saying dude when you where little did you have someone to play with cause you act like you didnt.

#4 OMG PEOPLE WITH STANK BREATH
Like dude dont try to come up to me and start a conversion when your breathe stank. Its called brush before you go to sleep. Brush when you get up. Floss and mouthwash. Its not that hard, and if you do this i promise people wont act funny when you try to talk to them.

#5 WHEN PEOPLE KEEP CALLING YOUR PHONE AND YOUR NAME
Like dude obviously thats a sign I DONT WANT TO TALK TO YOU so stop tryin to get me to pick up or answer you. I tell u man people be actin thursty.

CHAPTER 2


THINGS I JUST DONT GET AND PROBABLY NEVER WILL

#1 BOYS AND GIRLS THAT CHEAT WHEN THEY ARE IN THE BEST RELATIONSHIP EVER
I really dont get this why would anybody do something that doesnt make any sence what so ever. Like why would you put your happyness on the line for trash. People that do this are really really dumb and stupid, and when they get caught thats the same way they feel. DUMB AND STUPID!

#2 OLDER MAN THAT TRY TO TALK TO TEENAGE GIRLS
Like WTF are you blind cant you see. THAT IS A CHILD, A BABY. LEAVE HER ALONE YOU PERV. Like thats just so nasty on every level dude, and its really nasty if they have kids the same age. To me thats a shame and how do they live with theirself. PERV.!!.!!

#3 PEOPLE THAT TRY TO TELL YOU WHAT YOU KNOW YOU DIDNT SAY
Like dude really i know what i said so how you gone tell me i dont know what im talking about when its you that dont really know what you talking about.

#4 WHY WHEN PEOPLE TEXT LOL THEY EXPECT YOU TO HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY BACK
Like dude its not much you can say back to lol. So dont come texting me back 30 min after that talkin about some why you didnt say nothing back. I look like WTF what im i sappose to say to some Damn lol. Get the fuck out.

#5 WHEN PEOPLE TEXT AND DONT HAVE NOTHING TO SAY
Like why would you even text me if you wasnt going to text me about nothing. If i could i would walk around with a big dumb ass shrit with big dumb ass letters on that say DONT TEXT MY PHONE IF YOU AINT GONE TEXT ME ABOUT SHIT, and on the back a big DUMBASS

CHAPTER 3


THINGS THAT MAKE ME MAD

#1 PEOPLE THAT DO JUST WAY TO MUCH
Like sit yo ass down and shut the fuck up. You makeing me mad actin lik you really bad. I just dont like people that do that is annoying and it makes people look really really dumb. LOL it make them look like they talking to the air . I wouldnt want to look that dunb.

#2 PEOPLE THAT ARE LOUD FOR NO REASON
I hate really loud people just because their LOUD. Now dont get me wrong i can be loud at times to but thats for a reason. I dont just walk around yelling talking about some hey bitch. i wan to say shut yo ass up and stop makein all that damn noise. you dumb hoe

#3 PEOPLE THAT ARE ONLY YOUR FRIENDS WHEN YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO GIVE THEM
i really really really dont like people like this. like thats grade a level of phonyness. the reason it makes me mad is beacuse i dont like phony people so i dont like people like that either. the thing that really makes me mad is when they say now you know you my bestfriend or you know you want to give me some. i be wanting to say now you know i want to kick yo ass so why are you even over here u dumb bitch.

#4 DUMB THIVES
I hate dumb thives. like why would you steal a pincil or a pen. i look at them like you dumb ass fool, and just to show you how smart they are they'll sit right next to with your pincil or pem and use it right in your face like dumb ass i know thats my shit now give it back. they'll be like naw i was just playing. I look like knowin damn well yo ass wasnt playing you just dumb ass fuck.

#5 PEOPLE THAT CANT TAKE A JOKE
OMG this makes me really mad because i like to joke around some times and if you cant take a joke then you dont need to be one of my friends. Like why so sensitive grow some man balls and learn to take a punch


THE END !!!


Well thats the end of my book hope you enjoyed comment of send me a message bye

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Publication Date: 11-30-2011

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