Jokes From C (BJ's Life #4) by DeYtH Banger (best reads of all time txt) 📖

me? I am just trying to do healthy stuff… because bystander I am forced by myself to stay with myself… That's why I am always busy…







I hate science it question:

- When
- Where
- What
- How
- Why
…


So far no replies
…





Bench.. . Bend this fuck… just bend this fuck… no phones… no cells… no jail… no time… no court… no life and as end pro life.







DISGUSTNG BLOODY DIGESTIVE FUCKS


Slow down… one cock of time… no less… no more


I love life single life… one shot… pleny of rigid complaints… I STILL HAVE A PROBLEM WITH LISTENING TO TIPS… I JUST CAN'T LISTEN TO THEM





George Carlin Rules to life said… surround yourself with losers… One day… everyday… they gonna look up to you…





THE NIGGA STARTED SIGNING

He: I have sex… everyday… everyday… every morning

THE NIGGA STARTED DANCING

He: I have sex everyday ….. every morning


Me: I kill NIGGA BITCHES everyday… black and black… more black and ending colour of black.. MORE syllabouls…. MORE symbols
….


Me: I like to kill… fuck and eat… that's my whole… morning process … I kill… fuck and eat... black meat… black NIGGA.. .


GIVE ME MORE YOU SLUTTY BLACK FAGGOT
DANCE MORE…
I GONNA RAPE YOU
I GONNA GAG YOU
AND RAPE YOU




Dating… farting.. . Trying to cheat… lie… falsifying evidence doesn't make you genius. That you show the hands of "Luck"… doesn't make you eve n near to intelligent.. .


Smart people know stuff… do stuff… aren't lieing and bullshitting others…




If you like info, it means that you are "learner".
If you have fetishes about sex, it means that you are "pervert".
If you like CANDIES, you got for yourself diabetes…




YOU FAT FUCK




If you like to read at once pleny of data, this is not productivity… This laziness in the chair of smartness… that's how lazy operates.. . "Read more in less time"…
It was a dumb idea since the whole beginning it was begging for rivals… for fucking rivals! Comedy: Nightmare

 By DeYtH Banger


Jokes are like a Nighmare
Books a d audio Books.. . Courses… not finished and what more to hate than life which is not lived?





You want definition of me? Here is one… I hate "You"… by saying that you are supposed to feel mass   negativity pushing throw your body. Did you know that in pick up community there is term "Future Projections" I call it "Future Correction", because there are few subjects or two subjects and the one person is putting BULLSHIT.. . Fat twiggy lies in the head of the other person. I also hate people I have on my phone, Facebook, Instragram and just don't have any reaction of them… we call this 2018-2019 friends from the future. If you look at the bottom and you don't see anything, probably somebody has Raped Angelina Julie.




Today when I got up I saw my reflection on the mirror… it was total facial rapist. What bothers me now is what type of victim mentality do I have?
Oh you again… beard… mustache I know what I got..
 I am a rapist… this happens when you sum details… No math - It's all about solving stuff… nothing is impossible 1 +1 = 2; 2×2 = 4; 15 ÷ 3 = 5; 5 × 10 = 50..
 5 × 100 = 500;… Psychology - It's all about having troubles and problems… if you've got… come over… " People like you feed me and my family". Religion - It's all about bullshit fiction… shit…




If you had a brain and could use your grey matter probably you would be today "Here". But sorry reality is brutal… and you are down there… you paid for staying and staring "here". Probably somewhere in your mind you have the though "He is great"… "He is better than me."… That's great people like you make me feel and dive into rich mentality. It's for sure that we aren't talking about Bob Proctor and "The Secret" and all other bullshit people sell and to make you feel more "Dependend"… "Attached" "Victim"… But still stay here we need weak minds and vulnerable creatures so to succeed in our daily rituals.


Dating - Learn "How to talk?"… "What to do?", "What to say?" "When to say it?"… "The way to say it" and how even to pick up girls…






WE PROMISE YOU… RIGHT NOW… RIGHT ON THE SPOT… YOU GONNA GET EVERY GIRL… YOU GONBA GET YOUR DREAMIFE AND YOU ARE GOING TO BE SUCESSFULL





Sorry for ruining your daily motivation entertainment but everything from beginning up to the end is Bullshit.


Dick-  Make it big… use a pipe… use pills… medical drugs.. . And get a large fucking cock.







WHAT MOST WOMEM DESIRE IS LARGE BIG DICK
THIS IS SICK TRICK… NOBODY KNOWS ABOUT IT
IT'S SOON GONNA DISSAPEAR THIS SITE… MAKE SURE YOU JOIN RIGHT NOW OR YOU LOSE IT
YOU CHOOSE

YOUR DICK GETS BIG AND YOU START HAVING GREAT SEXUAL EXPERIENCE





Let me tell you something… great brain washy strategy it deserves 10 stars… clear marketing B.S.

Comedy: Birthday

 By DeYtH Banger


I hate the whole concept of this birthday shit… when is "Death Day"… This here is private party… you participate… but you are not conscious.. . Soulless if we even assume any type of basis in this whole game. But just don't get proud OR even too happy… your birth certificate is an excuse from the Condom factory. If you already got a girlfriend, probably the reason is she isDESPARATE.





Out there… there artist… masters… in manipulative tactics and methods as for u… You are a daily watcher..  outside everything seems normal… in movies and books too extraordinary.…





I GONNA EXPLAIN THE WHOLE PROBLEM
IT'S SIMPLISTIC AVERAGE MIND… AVERAGE MINDSET AND YOU ARE MISERABLE AS FUCK





The masters … they are smart… and clever your thick minds can't accomplish any type of bare knowledge. By best tip for "You" is read the bible.



1) You are God
"We were created in his image and looks"

2) Enemies
"Love your enemies… love them"




Just do it… two simple rules… you got… execute them… the second one is all about not being reactive… If they stab you… hurt you… damage you… or shoot you.. . Or whatever method they try…

Just love them… fucking love them!




I hate holidays…
Too expensive…
Nothing really special about it…
Day like a day



Fat people need more diagnosis and diseases… The more you got the less stomach hunger you feel.

Comedy: Your Day

 By DeYtH Banger





Just fucking stop with make up, healthy activities… healthy Habbits.. . Reading books, watching films… staring at people… talking about people, talking with people.




YOU AIN'T FOOLING ANYONE..
YOU JUST NOT FOOLING ANYONE
I DON'T BUY IT





Okay… you

RIGID FUCK?



I ask myself… why there aren't scenario of rigid fucks? Yesterday I saw a lady.. . She was looking good at the back side… but in front of… fucked up as a raped baybe.

I told her

"Tell Santa… I want you… under my Christmas tree"





I felt sad… regret… massive assumptions… so the next step which I did…

I saw a Old fuck… I told him

"Call Santa and tell him to remove the freaks from my Christmas tree." Most people difine me as being weird.. . Strange and even a freak. But okay… I got it… the better I succeed in life the more people love me. I GONNA be honest about the whole thing.. . I JUST DON'T FEEL THE SAME FOR YOU…. I am at least honest!



If you are playing around positive mind loops… just suck a dick… come on… blow one off… blow it… give a blowjob. Stop with this BULLSHIT mentality.. . Jesus was positive that's how nails got in his hands in first place… Too Cocky, Too Smart, Too Arrogant and Scam Artist.


Feel guilty this is 100% guaranteed… that the day gets improved.. under improved I mean my day gets improved. I think about myself… That's the first thing I do…



Not a ego
Not selfish
Not egoistic


Just me.. clear sign of sanity levels.. As for you go in a mental hospital in first place no grey matter and second no need to complicate life...

Comedy: Random

 By DeYtH Banger







Hi, you are special
You are smart
You are clever
You are genius


…


BULLSHIT

…






You aren’t special.. you are just a fucking poop.

Nothing special about you…
Piece of shit like you hasn’t any special features at all.


I know doing good and helping others… makes you feel good.





FOR GOD SAKE GET A LIFE
…

STOP COUNTING ON OTHERS




Reality is not a big deal keep shit together… the BULLSHIT keep it… Oh god motivation… but let’s fix this line let’s put it “Oh Boss"… motivation. Stop it, stop it… stop with this positive manifestation… Just think about if life is bad and you got set of 1000 drills if negative probably God is sending too much spam messages and the best reply is razor sharp knife … cut your veins and go make a visit… see this fucker what he is up to!




Motivation, I finished and published a book about it… I put inside everything which I have learn… but this is the last thing creature of habit like you needs. Just go in the bathroom or whereever you have mirror and look in it… do you see the image?
Do you see the eyes?
The head?
Skin?
Face?






Do you see all this SHITTY features?

…

Go take them… fucking take them and start blaming that "look” in the mirror… fucking start… go and start be harsh… be relentless… be crazy… be ruthless… Just fucking do it…