Jokes From B (BJ's Life #2) by DeYtH Banger (7 ebook reader TXT) 📖

Jokes From B (BJ's Life #2)

by DeYtH Banger

Quotes

 "A lot of nerds aren't aware they're nerds. A geek has thrown his hands up to the universe and gone, 'I speak Klingon - who am I fooling? You win! I'm just gonna openly like what I like.' Geeks tend to be a little happier with themselves."

- Patton Oswalt

 

 

 

"There are times when I have to take, I call it a 'silence bath,' where I shut off all of the external gadgets. I go walk around, talk to people, and just live life for a while."

- Patton Oswalt

 

 

"So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just garden-variety misogyny, hatred or ignorance, just look it in the eye and think, 'The good outnumber you, and we always will."

- Patton Oswalt

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Science knows it doesn't know everything; otherwise, it'd stop. But just because science doesn't know everything doesn't mean you can fill in the gaps with whatever fairy tale most appeals to you."

- Dara O Briain

 

 

 

 

"On getting mugged: I carry around months and months of receipts. I need a mugger who can file my VAT returns."

 

- Dara O Briain

 

Content  Quotes

 

Part 1

 

 

 

Comedy: I HATE People Comedy: Florry aka Worry Comedy: Dickson Comedy: Scarcity of Sacrafices Comedy: Ain't Fuckin Comedy: Sorry Comedy: School Comedy: Shallow Comedy: Mastur (Master) Comedy: Mastur (Master) (Part 2) Comedy: Jealous Comedy: Jealous (Part 2) Comedy: Suicide and More Comedy: VLiar Comedy: Why? Comedy: Rape Comedy: On Opinion Comedy: Society Comedy: Gender Comedy: Jester Comedy: So Then? Comedy: Me After A While Comedy: Why as Lie? Comedy: Bozong Of BOTHER Comedy: Soze Of Comedy: Hate OFF Comedy: Bullshit Comedy: Bullshit (Part 2) Comedy: Expect Comedy: Presence Comedy: Talent Comedy: Bitch Comedy: Gick Up Comedy: Beck Up Comedy: Real Comedy: Oh God (Part 1) Comedy: Stench Of Fire Comedy: Stench Of Fire (Double It) Comedy: Stench Of Fire (Porn) Comedy: People Comedy: Oh God (Part 2) Comedy: Oh God (Part 3) Comedy: Jim Doe Comedy: BLAME Fucks Comedy: Yup, Hate Comedy: Suicide (Part 1) Comedy: I Did it Comedy: A Bit Odd Comedy: Yo, It Happen... Bitch Comedy: Suicide (Part 2) Comedy: Persona Comedy: Okay?

 

 

 

 

Part 1

 "Not only will America go to your country and kill all your people. But they'll come back 20 years later and make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers feel sad."

- Frankie Boyle

Comedy: I HATE People

 By DeYtH Banger


Always telling a BULLSHIT story… always wanting and promising.

WHERE… WHERE YOU FUCKING WANKERS ARE YOU GOING… WHERE ARE YOU PLANNING TO GO?… COME ON YOU SON OF A BIATC H... BOSSES… NOT ANNOUNCING REPRESENTING ANY TYPE OF STATE.


I am not hungry for BULLSHIT stories… This is like getting high from spirtuality. Where are this people are thinking they are going to go… With always making noises….


CONCLUSIONS ARE PARADIGM OF NPRMAL PEOPLE… BUT THIS FUCKERS IN REALITY PLAY IT HARD WHEN THEY ARE ALONE. EXPOSING THEIR BODIES IN SOME KINDA OF BRICK ROOM… WITH A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE OF IT… WATER COMING RIGHT FROM THE A METAL WITH A HOLE…



AND DID SOME BODY TOLD YOU THAT THESE FUCKERS CAN'T DO ANYTHING FROM GENRE HARSH ENVIROMENT (SORRY FOR MY MISTAKES… DEAR APOLOGIES TO ALL SON OF A BIATCHES…)

DID SOMEBODY FROM THEM TOLD YOU THAT THEY LIVE IN CONCRETE BOXES ALSO DRIVE CANS ON THE ROAD WITH GAS INSIDE AND AS LAST IN THE AIR FLYING CANS WITH GAS.



AND REPEATABLE FUCKERS
DUMB SCOTLAND FISHES

Comedy: Florry aka Worry

 By DeYtH Banger



I really worry for everything…

- For Good
-  For Money
- For people
- For Jobs
- For gadgets
- For family
- For classmates
- For my phone
- For other old folks
- and etc

…

Dear,
GOD… IS IT LIFE ALL ABOUT WORRY AND ANGER?


….


PEOPLE RE-PRESENT LIFE WITH THIS QUALITIES
…

EMPTY STONACHE
PLENY NOISES

AND BRAGGING ABOUT LIFE



Oh god why people re-present themself as smart… Why their behavior goes on rampage???


I am atheist and all believers Fuckers.. . Deserve kissing asses of all enemies.


SorryTheRocksWeren'tVeryPreciseThan
Ever

Comedy: Dickson

 By DeYtH Banger


Who said that comedians are dumber?…


THAT'S JUST NOT TRUE… THIS IS NOT FUCKING TRUE
..



CONSTANT TRAUMA
CONSTANT LIES
CONSTANT OF BEING FAKE
CONSTANT OF BEING IN A STATE OF EXCUSES.



You deadly Fuckers and condescending fucked up asshole with blowhorn around your snoring like a deadly fucker. Comedians are the people who improve life of ordinary people.


WE KNOW, WE KNOW… READING AND LAUGHING ALOUD… AS A CONDENCENDING CHATTY FUCKER.


All people lie and what IF PEOPLE GO SHORT?


FAKESNESS AND REPEATABLE FUCKERS

…


DEAD AS NOTE

Comedy: Scarcity of Sacrafices

 by DeYtH Banger


What's wrong … ?


CAN'T I JUST DO IT… SORRY FOR BEING SO SHORT… I HAVE FETISH OF BEING MORE ANALYTICAL… WHILE I PLAY WITH MY DICK


I was just in deep depression… what did really happen?… Oh god did she said "Hi"? To me or she doesn't know me?


"Oh thank you…" for passing me the drink…


THE WISER FUCK GETS WISER THAN EVER… I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT RELIGION AND FAITH COMMUNITY… I LOST MY FAITH FROM STRONG ARGUMENTS… IF SUCH RELIGION OR THING CAN BE CONTRADICTED AND SHOOKEN BY LOGIC THEN WHY AT FIRST PLACE TO SACRAFICE MYSELF?


…


I KNOW THE EFFECT… I WAS ZERO MINDED FUCK… WE NO ANY THOUGHTS… I JUST DIDN'T HAD WHAT TO SAY OR WHAT TO TELL… SORRY FOR CUTTING YOU OFF… I AM NOT SURE WHAT TO DO?




People … like me can't survive… not because knowledge… (It's satanic dimensional thought… but what?)


OHHHH GOD I KNOW HER AND THEM… WHAT NOW?


…


JUST BE SILENT…

DON'T RUIN THE DEVISION

…

DON'T FUCK AROUND
 ..

SHOULD I BE SILENT?

…


OH GOD… I AM DOUBLE FUCKED!?


…



I KINDA LIKE HER.

 I KINDA INTO HER


…


LIES AND LAYS
OF GROUND SACRAFICED FUCKERS!

Comedy: Ain't Fuckin

 By DeYtH Banger


IT'S SO CALLED G-SPOT… OR THAT'S WHAT THEY CALL IT IN PORNOGRAPHIC MOVIES… THAT'S WHAT BIG BOYS PLAY AND THAT'S WHAT GIRLS HAVE FOR GROWN UP MAN.


I just hate all types of fucks…


- Sir fuck
- Sit fuck
- Jump FUCK
-  Hood FUCK
-  Pity FUCK
-  Hoodie FUCK
-  Faith FUCK
-  Self Fuck
- Butt FUCK
-  Fat Fuck
-  Slim FUCK
-  Duck Fuck
- Gut FUCK
-  A-X-Y FUCK
-  Com FUCK
-  Set FUCK
-  Zet fuck


AND THE LIST GOES ON AND ON AND ON… I AM SCARED OF ANGRY AND MAD FUCK S.. . I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE AROUND THEM… THE VIBE BY ITSELF… IS ENOUGH FOR ME TO CONVEY WHERE I SHOULD GO


- Why do you walk?

- "I think fast…