Jokes From B (BJ's Life #2) by DeYtH Banger (7 ebook reader TXT) 📖

of weaker mind.

EMPTY…. BOTTOMLESS

LIVELESS


I call comedians wise people… I don't like people who read positive

Wisdom about life… all this fucks who were positive died…


ONE BY ONE… MAINLY BECAUSE OF THEIR BIASED IGNORANCE…


Don't think:


YOU FUCKING SON OF A BIATCH YOU ARE GOING TO GET MORE FAR THAN THAT


….

Life is a shame… BLAME cycle

 

Comedy: Yup, Hate

 by DeYtH Banger



You just love it... you just love it... when you imagine somebody else hands on your dick... a women hands there... there fucking there... for you going up and down ... with the dick... putting it in the mouth and just wanting to digest you.


LET'S BE REALISTIC... IT'S PURE DIGESTION...



I hate people who repeat words and politics... and stories and just don't have what to say really to the people and then there comes the cock... and the biatch... blowjobs and handjobs are all about passion...


THIS BIATCH NEEDS TO BE PASSIONATE....




That's we all neeed, capital letters... for shouting and anger.... disturbed... and fragile and life goes on and on all pure levels.... I funny .... awesome great.... I joke about shit... and what I can't have friends?


There is a pure reason for being arrogant.. when things don't work and when promises get broken and people start dissapearing from you life... you get a kick and a punch... on your body... and once you got that


YOU ARE FUCKING... FUCKING DAMN READY FOR LIFE... IT'S TYPICAL BUCKLE UP
....




Life is short... God likes to fuck you over and over and again and again... it doesn't bother to ask you about your part of the story... you know this


MOTHER FUCKER... HE KNOWS EVERYTHING
THIS PRICK IS PURE GENIUS... BAD... EVIL... AND EVEN GOOD


When we started the whole conversation it made sense... we came here to God.. and nothing really makes sense. I am nowadays like a spring runner!

Going over pick-up topics... 


LIKE:

- HOW TO TALK TO GIRLS?
- HOW TO COMMUNICATE?
- HOW TO TWIST LANGUAGE
- HOW TO SEDUCE WOMEN
- HOW TO MAKE HER THINK ABOUT "YOU"



AND SHIT LIKE THIS... OVER AND OVER... PLENY OF TOPICS GOING AROUND... DEPRESSION, STRESS... EVEN READING 50 BOOKS... WATCHING PLENY OF STAND UP COMEDY, COMEDY SPECIALS, MOVIES, TV SERIES AND MORE AND MORE STUFF
...

IT JUST... JUST TOO MUCH



In your own language... if you start reading such shit you gonna find that talking and even communicating is very... very damn hard... it's fucking hard... we don't need some kinda Dale - FUCK... to know this!

Comedy: Suicide (Part 1)

 by DeYtH Banger



LIFE is a weight… a big weight on your back…


IT'S ENDLESS CYCLE OF GETTING RAPE

Nobody really tells you in that in further in life you gonna get in shit.


SILENCE AND IGNORANCE
HATRED… AND SADNESS
Nobody is really answering soulless picture…

We all here… don't really have what to say…

NO PROGRESS AND NO CHEATING
FUCKING AND SCREWING UP

Life is empty as shit… in the end I go home I take a shower and I face myself… in front of a bathroom mirror.


SUCH AN ALIEN… FORM… SLIM AND GOT MUSCLES… GOT FEW MUSCLES…

BIG HANDS AND SMALL BODY… NOT REALLY AN ACTOR… BUT LET'S FACE IT BUTT TWADED TWAT… WE ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL THIS CREATURE, AREN'T WE?

One black guy is saying that he is economical and I should safe money…

SO HERE IS THE TIP FUCKING TWAT… I WON'T STARVE AND SECOND OF ALL GO HOME GIVE YOU MOM SOUP IF SPERM AND LEAVE YOUR FATHER TO RAPE YOU AND BROTHERS AND SISTERS LEAVE THEM TO CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES… AFTER ALL THIS PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BE LAST TO SEE YOU ALIVE

Comedy: I Did it

 by DeYtH Banger


MY WORDS REALLY... REALLY FUCKING DON'T MATTER... SENSE OF LOST... SENSE OF ANGER... COMPLAINING...


My style isn't hard to get... you transform your problems into jokes... that's what I do... and that's what most comedians miss to say... but here is the truth... I hate my mom she sickoo... I hate my friends  they are always like:

TELL IT TO YOUR OTHER FRIENDS... TELL IT TO YOUR SCREW UP FRIENDS... TELL IT TO YOUR APARTMENT FRIENDS...


I am there to throw a laugh... make people have a great day... then comes out a fucked up person who just fucks me over... and how am I supposed to deal with biatches like those?


I WANT SCREW UP FUCKS TO DIE  MORE AND MORE AND MORE... I WANT MORE GRAVE PARTIES... CONSTANT WORRY AND EXPECTATIONS TO END UP ON THE GRAVE YARD... LOVELY PLACE...  A PLACE WHERE CONSTANT BOTHER OF PEACE IN MIND IS HAPPENING


I had fun... little... but in the end getting ruined day... somebody waking me up with drama... hatred... anger.... violence...


AND NOW THIS TWAGS WANT RESPECT FROM ME... THEY DIDN'T GIVE TO ME RESPECT AND I AM GOING TO GIVE THEM SO EASY RESPECT?


WHY MY MOM DON'T END UP SOME KINDA A RAVE OR A TUNNEL FULL WITH DIRTY WATER... MAINLY... MAINLY BECAUSE THIS PIECE OF SHIT... RUIN MY WHOLE LIFE.... 



AND GOES LIKE THAT

 DON'T DO THAT... WHY YOU DO THAT?... WHERE ARE YOU GOING? DON'T DO THAT?... SILENCE AND SILENCE... SILENCE... WAITING ME TO SAY SOMETHING ENOUGH TIMES... SO HERE SHOUTING AND LOUD VOICE TO RUIN MY INNER CONFIDENCE IT WAS GOING LIKE.... GO THERE... GO THERE... YOU PIECE OF WOSIE... WOSIE... OR DUMB ASS... FUCK.... SHIT.... POOP.... BAG OF SHIT...
AND THE CONFIDENCE WAS GETTING RUIN AND


And.. .and... and... I am going to say this word if it's needed thousand of times... so it went like inner confidence destroyed some kinda fuck ruining my morning... my middle day goes like 2-3 hours of bother about the morning then the night comes and I am like:


YUP... YUP... ANOTHER DAY LOST... TOMORROW I PROMISE TO DO SOMETHING....


Dear fucking fucks... I am fucked up... mentally and physically broken promises... lies... , hatred.... constant getting screw up in life while getting up for another punch... broken soul and life goes on and on...


GOD IS GOING TO COME OVER.. I AM NOT A BELIEVER... BUT THIS FUCK IS GOING TO COME OVER AND SAY... PAY THE BILL... PAY... THE BILLL... PAY THE BILLL... YOU SICK FUCK... YOU SICK TWISTED FUCK... AND I AM GOING TO BE LIKE
... I AM OUT OF FUNNY... YOU SON OF A BIATCH... I GOT RIP OUT OF DREAMING... OUT OF FANTASIES... OUT OF LIFE... AND NOW YOU WANT MONEY?


FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU


MY MOM WAS WAITING PERFECT MOMENTS... LIKE SHE WOULD GO VERY MANIPULATIVE... LIKE TO MAKE ME FEEL THAT IF I DON'T DO THAT I AM GOING TO BE GUILTY... IF I DO IT EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OKAY... BUT BOTH SIDES I AM FUCKED UP... BROKEN PROMISES... LIES AND HATRED... ARROGANCE AND WITTY FUCKS... I AM NOT THE PERSON WHO I WANTED TO BE... I JUST WENT RIGHT THEN... LEFT... FORWARD AND RIGHT... DOUBLE RIGHT... LEFT AND BACKWARD.... IT SOUNDS LIKE TYPICAL SEX SCENE... BUT LET'S COME BACK... MY MOM WOULD ALWAYS TRY TO RUIN MY CONFIDENCE... I TRY TO DO SOMETHING AND SHE WILL BE LIKE


DON'T DO IT
DON'T DO IT
DO YOU SEE SOMEBODY DOING IT?
CONSTANT COMPARISON ... CONSTANT OF NOT BEING ENOUGH

AND LIFE CONTINUES

Comedy: A Bit Odd

 by DeYtH Banger



People are fucking dumb... fucking dumb... they don't know what to play... there so cool games in the world... gag the bitch... (Which is put a cock inside her mouth as deep as possible and let her choke from her vommit)... choke the bitch (Which is put inside her mouth  deep as possible the cock ... + put your hands around her neck)... Poop game... (If she needs to poop... put inside her a dick.... and but one of those fake ones... and don't remove it... let her cry... that's the idea of the game...) Don't piss... don't drink.... (Which is you don't let her piss or even drink water... you drain this bitch as much as possible)


CUNT GAME... CUNT GAME... CHOKE GAME... THE BEST OF ALL... SO GRAB A ASS AND DO IT... FUCKING DO IT...


I don't care about that people die... 


IT'S GREAT THAT OUT THERE... THERE IS A GOD WHO WIPES OUT THIS SON OF A BITCHES... THEY AFTER ALL THEY WEREN'T DOING ANYTHING... THAT'S WHY AND GOD DECIDED AND TO KILL THEM


It makes me happy that people die... after all those bitches have familes and relatives and friends... and are in relationships... marriages... sons... daughters... people create funeral festivals when those fuckers dies... and it great... I always come to this parties... they are private once and all people are having fun... some people cry... BUT, BUT BUT... WAIT... IT'S KINDA OF SENSE OF LAUGHTER....
... I KINDA ENJOY COMING THERE... I ALWAYS GET TO THE FREE FOOD.. .DRINKS... AND I MEET NEW PEOPLE... I MEET NEW DEAD BODIES...


IT'S JUST THIS FUCKERS... MAKE MY DAY!


I hate people who judge... who don't see and feel the sense of joke... There are plenty of jokes... mens are disgusting creatures they poop they talk about poop... the same story goes and for women... and now we just concluded the whole society...



OH GOD... OH... GOD... I TOOK IT ABOVE THE LIMITS!
BUT IF WE NEED TO BE HONEST EVERYTHING HERE IS JUST NOISES FROM MY HEAD NOTHING ELSE... AND ONCE YOU GOT NOISES IN YOUR HEAD YOU ARE READY FOR