Jokes From BJ 1,2 and 3 (Collection) by DeYtH Banger (ink book reader .TXT) 📖

 by DeYtH Banger



People are fucking dumb... fucking dumb... they don't know what to play... there so cool games in the world... gag the bitch... (Which is put a cock inside her mouth as deep as possible and let her choke from her vommit)... choke the bitch (Which is put inside her mouth  deep as possible the cock ... + put your hands around her neck)... Poop game... (If she needs to poop... put inside her a dick.... and but one of those fake ones... and don't remove it... let her cry... that's the idea of the game...) Don't piss... don't drink.... (Which is you don't let her piss or even drink water... you drain this bitch as much as possible)


CUNT GAME... CUNT GAME... CHOKE GAME... THE BEST OF ALL... SO GRAB A ASS AND DO IT... FUCKING DO IT...


I don't care about that people die... 


IT'S GREAT THAT OUT THERE... THERE IS A GOD WHO WIPES OUT THIS SON OF A BITCHES... THEY AFTER ALL THEY WEREN'T DOING ANYTHING... THAT'S WHY AND GOD DECIDED AND TO KILL THEM


It makes me happy that people die... after all those bitches have familes and relatives and friends... and are in relationships... marriages... sons... daughters... people create funeral festivals when those fuckers dies... and it great... I always come to this parties... they are private once and all people are having fun... some people cry... BUT, BUT BUT... WAIT... IT'S KINDA OF SENSE OF LAUGHTER....
... I KINDA ENJOY COMING THERE... I ALWAYS GET TO THE FREE FOOD.. .DRINKS... AND I MEET NEW PEOPLE... I MEET NEW DEAD BODIES...


IT'S JUST THIS FUCKERS... MAKE MY DAY!


I hate people who judge... who don't see and feel the sense of joke... There are plenty of jokes... mens are disgusting creatures they poop they talk about poop... the same story goes and for women... and now we just concluded the whole society...



OH GOD... OH... GOD... I TOOK IT ABOVE THE LIMITS!
BUT IF WE NEED TO BE HONEST EVERYTHING HERE IS JUST NOISES FROM MY HEAD NOTHING ELSE... AND ONCE YOU GOT NOISES IN YOUR HEAD YOU ARE READY FOR A MENTAL INSTITUTION THAT'S WHAT SOCIETY SAYS!

Comedy: Yo, It Happen... Bitch

 by DeYtH Banger


In africa pleny of people are dieing right now... right now... right fucking now... while you eat... drink... piss ... fuck.... cum and so on and so on... Right now... in this moment people are surfing in facebook... while you  do different kinds of actives... ride a bike... drive a car.... gettig on the buss.,.. getting on the train... watching movies.... tv series.... and reading books... articles, journals... and much much more.


AND IT'S GREAT... SUFFER IS BOUND UPON THE NATION... AND I DON'T GIVE A FUCK... NEITHER DO GOD... NEITHER DO DOES FUCKER...


People decline... people don't know what's misery and what's drama... and what's tragedy... and what's drama of self-repeation and how far so condescending fucker can get.


We do pleny activies while others suffer... we ignore nations and books and we say dumb stuff like


BOOKS SUCKS... THIS PEOPLE ON YOUTUBE ARE BAD... THIS IS BAD... YOU CAN TRY THAT.... AND THAT... 

YOU GODLESS... FUCKERS
...

CONTRADICTED SELF HATED FUCKS


Some words are out of the vocabulary and out of this joy in life... but this articles and this books... comedians all this guys... dudes... people... are pointing out what's happening... 


I AM SICK... I AM FUCKING... SICK... I JOKE ABOUT FUNERAL ... ABOUT LIFE... ABOUT RAPE... THE MOMENT PEOPLE SAY I CAN'T JOKE ABOUT THAT... I JUST COME AND PUT IT RIGHT IN THEIR ASS
...

YEAH... YEAH... I AM WITTY, ARROGANT.... PRICK WHO DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO LIVE BUT HERE IS WHAT


I don't feel like there are limits... I read stuff... screenplays... I watch comedians... I read about tragedies and that's what makes my day...

I am least not some kinda fuck who is sending prayers who don't help anyway...


IT'S INSANE AND EVEN THE WHOLE CONCEPT IS VERY LUNATICAL



We use prayers for different type of things... for our own selfish reasons and then we go have sex with a stranger and we put it as a sin we go to a church and we clean up the sins so fast...



LOOOK THE WHOLE IDEA SOUNDS CRAZY AS FUCK... I AM MORE INTO THE DETAILS THAN ANYTHING ELSE....

Comedy: Suicide (Part 2)

 

By DeYtH Banger


It's great that people feel DEPRESS and in deep stress they are… They hide their emotions like


"I AM STRONG GIRL"
"I AM PSYCHOPATHIC FUCK"
"I DON'T FEEL ANYTHING"

But deep down… they feel the whole shit…


IT'S LIKE A SON OF A BIATCH AROUND YOUR ASS AND DICK YOU GOT HAIR… YOU CAN'T JUST SAY "I DON'T HAVE"


I like the whole emotion of somebody wanting to kill himself… herself… it's lovely concept


MORE TWAGS… MORE TWAGS NEED TO DO GO IN SUCH DEEP COOL STATE… OF EMOTION…


People need to do that… it's joyful … and delightful thing… People just feel less worthy…  I felt the same once I put on my dick both of my hands.


SUICIDE IS THE BEST PRODUCT ON THE MARKET!


OH YOU DEAR FUCKS ALWAYS READING ARTICLES ABOUT PURE HAPPINESS AND JOY AND EVEN MILLION WRITERS WRITE ABOUT THIS TOPIC…


WHY PEOPLE DON'T JUST SHIVER IT… RIGHT IN THEIR ASS


YOU EVEN SEARCH FOR THINGS TO MAKE YOU LESS UPSST ABOUT YOUR  CURRENT STATE IN LIFE!???


I had a chance 3 chicks… super hot…

BUT AS ALWAYS COMING WITH EXCUSES TO REMOVE ANT TYPE OF PAIN

…

Nothing can be sarcastic or ironical than God Making joke with you…

LET'S PUT IT AS A PRANK… FULLY DYSFUNCTIONAL… MIND SCREW UP… LIFE DUCKED UP AND WHAT PEOPLE EXPECT FROM ME LESS BRAG ABOUT THIS PAIN AND TO MOVE ON

 

Comedy: Persona

 by DeYtH Banger



Nothing makes us great to feell than somebody to love us and to make us feel comfortable... but this is what society and ads and all this shit is saying.


- Buy a book it will make your day
- If a lonely why don't you go and buy an escort
- If you love somebody you should by a ring... but to be great... more awesome and to show your love you need to buy a box of chocolate... diamond ring and more thing... flowers


WHAT SOCIETY IS TRYING TO SAY WITH THIS MESSAGE IS NOTHING MORE THAN... "YOU ARE NOT ENOUGH"... IT COMES AGAIN AND AGAIN WITH DIFFERENT ADS... IT JUST SAYS MESSAGES WHICH MAKE YOU FEEL THAT WHAT YOU HAVE IS NOT ENOUGH... WHAT YOU ARE IS NOT ENOUGH
...

IT'S GOOD THINK MOST PEOPLE WAKE UP WITH THIS IN MIND AND USE IT AS FUEL OTHERS... LIKE ME
..

PIECE OF SHIT... WORTHLESS FUCKERS.... THEY TAKE IT VERY DEEP AND CAN'T GET OUT


Addiction comes because of being alone... once alone you go as far thinking that other couples are happy... that others people are with others people... this was pointed out from Marc Maron and once this happens... you just go sad and sad... depressed... and stressed... you go out to have fun you see some people making out... which really doesn't make sense... doesn't make at first level sense...


OTHERS... OTHERS... WHAT BOTHERS ME... WHAT FUCKING BOTHERS ME... IS HOW TWO FUCKS GET INT OTHE SAME MODE... SAME MINDSET... AS FOR ME IS DIFFICULT TO GET IN SAME CYCLE WITH FRIENDS AND FAMILY... MY MOM SAID 

"ONE MORE TIME AND I GONNA CALL THE POLICE"


It's fucked up... the person who is supposed to have my back is now my enemy...


DEAR BELIEVERS... DEAR ENEMIES... MY COCK IS OPEN 24/7... IF YOU ARE A WOMAN SAY "YOU ARE MY DADDY"... COME  IN HOME


IF THERE IS EMERGENCY JUST GRAB MY COCK AND CHOKE YOURSELF UP TO THE DEATH... IT'S NOT MY FAULT... I AM JUST A VICTIM OF THIS SOCIETY.


Nowadays... people need to hear one lie enough times... one  tag enough times and their conclusions are based upon this which has been said... our nation is fragile... being lonely puts you in state of wanting to compensation ... by using different types of substances... porn (10000 Gazillion videos are on the internet... right now... right... now right fucking now... thousand fucks are having sex and are uploading it on the internet...),  drugs (Yup... sad... but pleny fucks here died... more likely attempt of suicide...)


YOU BITCHES WATCH PORN... TAKE DRUGS.... AND YOU WANT HAPPY LIFE... SORRY... BUT ONE DAY... AFTER A 10 YEARS OR 20 OR 30 YEARS... YOUR DARK SIDE GIVES AS CALLL... MOST LIKELY IT GOES LIKE


Anxiety, depression, stress, abandomend.... fragility, fragile mind... fragile persona.... this is all types of leaks which your dark side creates in you... and once this happens you fulfilled it with drugs and after few days... people like me read on the news "About a fuck who has taken his life..."


IT'S KINDA OF GOOD NEWS... THIS MAKES ME TO THINK THAT AT LEAST I DON'T NEED TO TAKE MY LIFE... SOMEBODY ALREADY DID IT...  HE GAVE ME... FEW MORE LIVES TO LIVE... 

Comedy: Okay?

 By DeYtH Banger


DEAR… FUCKING SCRAP BIATCHES… JOKES ARE WRITTEN WHILE YOU ENDURE PAIN… MORE AND MORE


Am I fucked up?
Yes
Am I screw up?
Yes


I LIKE THIS FUCKING GAME IS SHORT ANSWER… SHORT FUCK


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