English as she is spoke; or, a jest in sober earnest by Carolino and Fonseca (elon musk reading list .TXT) 📖

The Works which we were confering for this labour, fond use us for nothing; but those what were publishing to Portugal, or out, they were almost all composed for some foreign, or for some national little acquainted in the spirit of both languages. It was resulting from that carelessness to rest these Works fill of imperfections, and anomalies of style; in spite of the infinite typographical faults which some times, invert the sense of the periods. It increase not to contain any of those Works the figured pronunciation of the english words, nor the prosodical accent in the Portuguese; indispensable object whom wish to speak the english and Portuguese languages correctly.

We expect then, who the little book (for the care what we wrote him, and for her typographical correction) that may be worth the acceptation of the studious persons, and especially of the Youth, at which we dedicate him particularly.

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English as she is spoke.

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Of the Man.

  The Brain | The inferior lip
  The brains | The superior lip
  The fat of the Leg | The marrow
  The ham | The reins

Defects of the body.

  A blind | A left handed
  A lame | An ugly
  A bald | A squint-eyed
                        A deaf

Degrees of kindred.

  The gossip | the quater-grandfather
  The gossip mistress | The quater-grandmother
  The Nurse | A guardian
  A relation | An guardian
  An relation | A widower
                        An widow.

Trades.

  Starch-maker | Porter
  Barber | Chinaman
  Coffeeman | Founder
  Porkshop-keeper | Grave-digger
  Cartwright | Tradesman
  Tinker, a brasier | Stockingmender
  Nailer | Lochsmith

Objects of man.

  The boots | The lining
  The buckles | The clogs
  The buttons-holes | The wig
  The buskins | the morning-gown, night-gown

Woman objects.

  The busk | The paint or disguise
  The sash | The spindle
  The conet | The patches
  The pumps | The skate

Servants.

  Coochmann | Spendth
  Running footman | Business-man
                          Groome.

Diseases.

  The apoplexy | The megrime
  The scrofulas | The whitlow
  The melancholy | The rheumatisme
                      The vomitory.

Parties a Town.

  The butchery | The low eating house
  The cause-way | The obelis-ks
  The sink | The prison, geol

Kitchen utensils.

  The skimming-dish | The spark
  The potlid | The fire
  The pothanger | The smoke
  The spunge | The clout
                         The jack.

Of the bed.

  The bed wood | The feet's bed
  The bed battom | The pillar's bed
                      The head's bed.

For the table.

  Some knifes | Some groceries
                        Some crumb.

Eatings.

  Some sugar-plum | Hog fat
  Some wigs | Some marchpanes
  A chitterling sausages. | An amelet
  A dainty-dishes | A slice, steak
  A mutton shoulder | Vegetables boiled to a pap

Seasonings.

  Some wing | Some pinions
  Some cinnamon | Some hog'slard
  Some oranges | Some verjuice

Drinkings.

  Some orgeat | Some paltry wine
                    Some sirup or sirop

Quadruped's beasts.

  Lamb | Roebuck
  Ass | Dragon
  Shi ass | wild sow
  Ass-colt | Lioness
  Ram, aries | Dormouse

Birds.

  Becafico | Heuth-cock
  Calander | Whoop
  Stor | Pea cock
  Yeung turkey | Pinch
                    Red-Breast, a robin

Insects-reptiles.

  Asp, aspic | Fly
  Morpion | Butter fly
                         Serpent.

Fishes and shell-fishes.

  Calamary | Large lobster
  Dorado | Snail
  A sorte of fish | Wolf
  Hedge hog | Torpedo
                          Sea-calf.

Trees.

  Lote-tree lotos | Service-tree
  Chest nut-tree | Jujube-tree
                        Linden-tree.

Flowers.

  Anemony | Mil-foils
  Blue-bottle | Hink
                         Turnsol.

Hunting.

  Hunting dog