Waffle and Friends by Leslie Gruis (top young adult novels .txt) 📖

Kiki told Waffle.
Waffle took a little while to draw this one but he finaly got it done before the taacher spoted him.

"I look like a retard..." Said Kiki.
"I look like a stupid prep." Said Rose.
"Waffle you dont have gray hair." Said Kiki pointing at Waffles drawing.
"Waffle... I mean, I think it makes Waffle.... Crap... I mean I think it makes me look hot." Waffle said tring to make himself sound smarter than he is.
"Waffle that drawing is crapy. Its not going to make you look hot doesnt matter what you do." Said Kiki.
"Don't be so mean to Waffle Kiki." Said Rose.
"Well find a bright side his next class will teach him to draw and do art better." Said Kiki having an evil laugh.
"What! He has painting!" Rose yelled in shock.
"I have painting?"
"Special Ed painting class..." Kiki said with a dissapionted look.
"Shut up Waffle is smart." Waffle yelled.
"Yah, smart as a bag of coal..." Kiki mumbled.
Then the bell rang and Waffle went to his painting class.
When Waffle thought sitting in a room listing to a boring teacher was hard the mean art teacher had to do the same thing and give him an work after that. All those boring moments listing to the teacher Waffle realy had to go. Waffle raised his hand and asked if he could go to the little mens room but the teacher said no and told him to do his painting so this is what it turned out to be.

Waffle got an F that day. Waffle went to the lunch room and ate his lunch. He had a sandwitch with chips and dip. After lunch Waffle had jim. He ran right into this big guy on his way.
"Hey punk. You better run." Said this huge guy that Waffle ran into.
"Waffle... I mean I am so sorry got to go see you soon!" Waffle said tring to run past the big kid but the big kid wont let him pass.
"Waffle what a stupid name, now give me your homework." Said the bully.
With out the bully and Waflle knowing Kiki was standing right behind them. Kiki was thinking how stupid the bully was for asking Waffle for howework.
"I am not that smart..." Waffle said with out a flaw in his speach. Kiki was proud of the moron.
"You don't sound stupid to me." Said the bully cracking his fist.
"Thats because I have realy good friends to help me out. A girl named Rose and this boy with a girly chest named Kiki. Kiki was getting angery of Waffles stupid coment of her.
"So far you sound like you making up names good names, but not real names." Said the bully getting read to punch Waffle. Kiki was thinking realy hard about what to do, let the bully beat up Waffle for revenge or do the right thing and pound the jerk. The bully was about to punch Waffles light out until Kiki jumped out and punched the bullys lights out.
"Are you ok Waffle?" Kiki asked.
"I am fine." Waffle said.
"You are talking like a human being!" Kiki was shocked he is still talking smart. It touched her.
"Yah, thanks to you."
"Oh yah. You called me a guy is that your stupid side or your going to be dead side.
"I'm not telln'" Waffle said. Then before Waffle knew it Kiki glumped him when she realy ment to punch his lights out.
"NO! I am leaving." Said Kiki blushing while running away from Waffle.
"Am I in love with Waffle? What is this feeling?" Kiki asked her self. Kiki went home early because she told the teachers and the nurses that she was sick when she was just fighting with her self.
Waffle was running to class to class looking for Kiki. On his way to his 10th class room he ran into Rose.
"Oh hi Waffle." Rose said calmly with a kitty smile.
"Oh hi Rose do you like my speach? I think I improved alot!" Waffle said smiling.
"Yah your getting better." Rose said thinking that she is falling in love with Waffle.
"Do you know where Kiki is? Its not the same with out any of us left out."
"Yah, she said that she got sick and her parents are going to pick her up."
"Ok see you soon."
"Cya."
They both went back home forgetting about fouth block.

END OF BOOK ONE
NEXT BOOK WILL COME BACK SOON
SORRY THIS ONE WAS SO SHORT.
IT WAS JUST AN INTERDUTION.
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Publication Date: 11-27-2011

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Dedication:
This book is for humor and laughs. It shows that the most stupid people have hope. Hope you enjoy.