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the truth of the matter is process of manipulation, we go get married because most of you have attacent issues we are not talking about the doctor PHIL awful books or another self-help junkie book we are talking about the true issue of the problem.

When the dog while pooping looks you right in your fucking eyes, itā€™s called insecurityā€¦ itā€™s called level of akwardnessā€¦
The same of bitches which qualify themselves they are doing itā€¦ in the name of insecurityā€¦THEY ARE FUCKING INSECURE

Nothings pumps her ego and boost up her self-esteem than a low standard fuckā€¦ this is theory okayā€¦ fuck me right in the eyesā€¦ but still no tongues.




What I want is to fuck fatso ..ā€¦ fat bitch .. while I FUCK HERā€¦ TO SEE how her fatty acods, lard and the cup of calories are moving all in sync. Itā€™s well balanced sexā€¦ like most dietsā€¦
When she touches my dick or jerk offs meā€¦ her fat glitchy hands are doing a the fucking work.

ITā€™S JERK OFF
MODE



Whatā€™s with whores after sex smoking and slowly killing themselves, whatā€™s with piercing you hate yourself so much that you start punishing yourself with making holes in your body?
Women fuckā€¦ have sexā€¦ they can do it always as much as they wantā€¦ in other side of the deckā€¦ men are fucked upā€¦

With hard on dickā€¦ there is not beauty in it + they have rarely sex unpaidā€¦ and most sex is paid and if they have probably they have gone little too far.


If you fuck beauty, it means that you like yourself and you want to treat yourself in a good way.
Fucking fat girls, here the problems are that you have too much problems and you are ready to fuck your problems.
Fucking ugly girl, trying to have sex with yourself in front of the mirors.
Homos, here is the thing stop with sword hittingā€¦ itā€™s unnatural  and itā€™s the most dusturbing image you can see.

Okayā€¦ okay fucking stop with clapping and applauseā€¦ I GET IT
ON THE TOPICā€¦ I AM NOT A SUCESSFUL PERSON

When you talk to women there is calibrate mode which means in the mood in which she is the way she movesā€¦ thatā€™s to what you need to adapt yourself and the conversation.



The comfort she has the more she speaksā€¦ the more low caliber hooks you  use  the more you start killing the conversationā€¦


AND PLEASE REMIND ME WHY I SHOULD GO TO PROSTITUTES?

THE BITCH WANTS COMFORT
PUT MY DICK IN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH AND YOUR PUSSYā€¦ START THINKING ABOUT SUICIDE
IT'A FUN ARROGANT EXPERIENCE Comedy: Words 13

 By DeYtH Banger



Shakespear is a gayā€¦ look himā€¦ the most gayish character ever lived on this planet.

I just found out that my girlfriend has one trait of a  killers .. START UP AS A KILLER

SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE HAS PLAYED WITH DEAD ANIMALSā€¦ TOUCHING THEM WITH STICK AND ACTING OUT CURIOUS


THIS SHIT IS HORRIFIC END OF DISCUSSION

WHEN GUY FUCKS WOMEN HE THINKS ABOUT VALUE FUCKING IN MY BEHALF



I hate relationships because after this shitā€¦. I GO FULL ON SUICIDE  ROLL GAMEā€¦ I WANT TO KILL MYSELF

Did you knew that killing yourself, while acting out in stage of happinessā€¦ is not original at allā€¦ already one motherfucker has screw it up for all of us.

Warm upā€¦ you low type of piece of shit.



I thought about inviting my friends overā€¦ my new A AND AN friends to come overā€¦ but I AM AFRAID OF TO NOT OFFEND THEM



I HAD A CALL WITH MY MENTOR ABOUT SOME MOTIVATION

HE SAID ā€œIF I WAS IN YOUR PLACE I WAS GOING POOP MYSELF.ā€


Few my other friends say, shit like:

ā€œStop energy drinksā€¦ā€
ā€œStart comming back more often and it workā€¦ā€
ā€œIf something makes you feel bad or you donā€™t feel great call me.ā€



- Energy drinks, sorry I canā€™t stop it.. I AM DRINKING IT FOR WHILE I PERFORM TO DIE INMY SPECIAL TALENT

- Your mom was saying the same while I was fucking her, I did it for self-esteem boost.

ā€œGoodbyeā€,ā€œGoodbyeā€,ā€œGoodbyeā€,ā€œGoodbyeā€,ā€œGoodbyeā€,ā€œGoodbyeā€,ā€œGoodbyeā€,ā€œGoodbyeā€,ā€¦ nothing more than TV Show hecklers

Your mom didnā€™t say ā€œByeā€ when your father went with ā€œHelloā€ā€¦ then the story goes as it follows, sorry for having so pathetic low self-esteem parentsā€¦ definetly few members out of your family drink first to kill their dreams and second of all for not getting enough and third  just donā€™t like  what they see in the bitchā€¦ the women part of your family are drama queensā€¦ drama whores in other context and way.

Then your father lies with false time constrain in one of his hands and in the other with baybe stepping up to last location.




ā€œAfter Partyā€

Sorry folks for killing the great thing but after party is after this clubā€¦ barā€¦ discoā€¦ festivalā€¦ letā€™s go have sexā€¦

Sex is more logical and easy deniable option so we go with the unlogical thing ā€œafter partyā€



IF YOU DONā€™T KNOWā€¦ I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU FAVORā€¦ GIRLS FUCTION UNLOGICAL THATā€™S WHY THEY BELIEVE IN GOD

ONE DAY THIS BEASTā€¦ BAD BOYā€¦ BAD FUCK IS GOING TO FUCK ā€˜EM!



ā€œThe Liar and The Secretā€

- The guy who is ready to do everything for youā€¦ not from your family members, I am talking about the friend circleā€¦ the nice guyā€¦ this guy is ready to do everything BECAUSE HE WANTS TO FUCK YOU


THE LIAR

THE GUY WHO IS NOT HAVING SEX WITH YOUā€¦ THE GUY WHO IS SAYING THIS TYPE OF SHIT

ā€œI am not having sex tonight.ā€
ā€œI wonā€™t have sex with youā€¦ todayā€¦ā€



This guy is using the MANIPULATION ā€œThe Forbidden fruit"ā€¦ which means the more you forbid somethingā€¦ the more people start to want itā€¦


PEOPLE WANT TO HAVE
WHAT THEY CANā€™T HAVE AT FIRST PLACE


Having human living inside you
ā€¦. For 9 months?

Really?


I HAVE SEEN SUCH FUCKERS ON TELLY ā€¦ ALIENS

People kill themselves just to maxinize the sex percentageā€¦

"I WANNA FUCKā€

Comedy: Words 13 (Part 2)

By DeYtH Banger


If you are asking as for ā€œam I good comedian?ā€ Yourself must times the question is as near as ā€œDo I have self-esteem?ā€ Which means the moment you ask thatā€™s the moment you lose the whole startā€¦ the whole beginning.




I thought about killing myself?
Why?
Thatā€™s my master lessonā€¦ the next level is get drunkā€¦ become a person in debt, suck in life, suck with stocksā€¦ go get a prostituteā€¦ START ROLLING OVER CASINOā€¦ DRUGSā€¦ SMOKE CIGARS AND MILL YOURSELF



If my mom needs to fuck somebody or even she start posting such type of post on the internetā€¦

Most likely it will start with



ā€œMy husband died, I am lonely, not serious and I want to have sex.ā€


This pretty cuts through the chaseā€¦ dicks is easy to get for girlsā€¦ girls have more sex than malesā€¦ I AM TALKING ABOUT STRAIGHTā€¦ NOT HOMOSā€¦ AS FOR HOMOS GO SUCK JESUS DICKS..
I HEARD THAT HE IS SPREADING AROUND MIRACLE

MIRACLE IS GENE DISTRIBUTEDā€¦ GO GET SEMEN IN YOU MOUTH AND YOU ARE PRETTY READY TO GO AND FLASH MIRACLES AROUND



Itā€™s pretty good techniqueā€¦ nobody wants to show off his bad sideā€¦ probably meeting in AA and AN is sadly depressing, sad and pretty suicidalā€¦ as for here ā€¦. In out of such meetingsā€¦ life is pretty like a bluepill.



My mom wonā€™t add upā€¦ I AM TRAUMATAZING BITCH
I HAVE LOW TOLERANCE FOR BULLSHIT
DONā€™T FUCK AROUND WITH ME



Being with such snakes in relationshipā€¦ is awfulā€¦ itā€™s toxic, kill few years from your life + you got a wound from such bitches and definetly you are out of game.



I THOUGHT ABOUT GOING OUT WITH GIRLSā€¦ TALKING WITH THEMā€¦ HAVING FUN WITH THEM BUT AFTER PORN AND FUCKING MY HAND ARE THE BEST BET I CAN GO WITH RIGHT NOW



My hand has no hopes and nor those expectations on the other side of the coin girls have expectations.


Have experienceā€¦ but do not fuck pleny of girls - Which is Paradox

Be nice - Which is wrong as fuckā€¦ if you listen to this adviceā€¦ start working on your fucking gravestone because you gonna be lonely as fuck.

Donā€™t be control freak, obsessive and needy - Without a little experience or never been out with girlā€¦ accomplishing this shit as hard as asian yellow fuck trying to suck off his own cock.ā€¦

IF MALES COULD SUCK THEIR OWN COCKS DONā€™T EXPECT THEY WILL NEED IN FIRST PLACE FEMALE TOXICITY


Unreactive - This is bullshitā€¦ FOR ME IS BULLSHITā€¦ BUT ITā€™S TRUEā€¦ THEY ARE SEARCHING OUT MALES WHICH ARE NON REACTIVEā€¦ IF YOU ARE REACTIVE YOU TOTALLY LOSE THE NEXT FEW ROUNDS WITH THE GIRLā€¦ SHE GONNA BE NICE JUST TO NOT CREATE PROBLEMS WITH YOU
BUT AFTER THAT ADIOUS AMIGO


Funny - But not a clownā€¦ or are clown monkeyā€¦ if you are funmy be for yourselfā€¦ not for them.ā€¦ most advice on how to get a girl and fuck is paradoxical and fucked up adviceā€¦ GIRLS DONā€™T SLEEP WITH CLOWNS


Pitty and Being Nice - Sorry folks but from she feeling pitty about you + you being niceā€¦ nor sexā€¦ so dig up your fucking grave.

Badass - Itā€™s okayā€¦ a littleā€¦ but not too much
Empathy - I donā€™t knowā€¦ how to highlight this shitā€¦ OH GOD Empathy is the most important premise.

I got foot fetish + high heels fetishā€¦ I SAW TODAY A GRANNYā€¦ IF I THINK ABOUT FUCKING SUCH BITCH IN MY LIFE THE MOST CERTAIN PROBLEM IS THAT I NEED AUTHORITY IN MY LIFEā€¦ THATā€™S THE TRUTH

I FUCK TO LEARN AUTHORITYā€¦ GRANDFATHERS ARE LOW CALIBRATED BY PRODUCTS THEIR LIFE SUCKS



I was thinking about how to pick up such a folkā€¦ I MEAN ITā€™S OUT OF YOUNG GROUPā€¦ MILF GROUPā€¦ ITā€™S WHOLE GILF SECTION



How do itā€¦ without being a rapist, without she calling the cops or on the other day she to beā€¦
I DONā€™T KNOW
A KILLER?
A STALKER?
MAD?




I donā€™t know what happens with girlsā€¦ girls since young age are toxicā€¦ thatā€™s why men become homosā€¦ they want less troubles and less dramaā€¦ males are stoicā€¦ cold wallā€¦ girls are so screw up and fucked up..
Few dates with those fuckersā€¦ little far or littleā€¦ not too far going they can put you in the whole fucking suicide genre.
If I go to empthy my baggage of ball load ā€¦ into a mommy handsā€¦ which means milf sectionā€¦ probably os for self-esteem boostā€¦ IF I FUCK THIS FUCKERā€¦ I CAN IGNORE IT



I hate religious nutsā€¦ they are so awfulā€¦ so horribleā€¦ they believe that there is out there men who cares about them..

I GOT A THING ABOUT YOU
FUCKING GROW UP

Didnā€™t had enough childhood imaginary friends?

Here is the thing which makes me angry and feel awfulā€¦ if he puts his voice down and talks in a down toneā€¦ probably he is nor interested and nor motivated having anything with youā€¦ he is going to treat you nicelyā€¦ and going to fuck you over in a nice way.



Some girls smile because they want to mask being nervousā€¦ THEY DO GELREAT JOB MEN ON THE OTHER HAND ARE FUCKING BAD AT THIS SHITā€¦ I WENT TO PROSTITUTE

The moment I was inside her fuck roomā€¦

- She knew that I feel worried
- She

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