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I’m better off on my own and I’m better off dead

I just want you there to wait
Look out your window
What do you see?
You don’t see me

Come on, come on, come on
Pretty little flower
I’m a busy little bee
Honey that’s all you need to see
I can take you for an hour
Maybe two or maybe three
Honey, I know you’ll wait for me

Laaadadadadaaa ladadadaadadadadaaa

Honey, that’s all you had to."


"Horrible as usual." Aaron said.
"You jealous that I like a singer better than you?" I replied.
"...No." Aaron whined.
"Sure." I rolled my eyes.
Daniel pulled into the parking lot, and I climbed out. I looked at the door, and saw Kylia with her boyfriend, Lloyd.
"KYLIA, LLOYD!!!" I screeched, getting their attention.
Kylia's head flicked around, and she saw me. Kylia was a little shorter than I, with amber-yellow tendrils and curls of hair, that fell to her butt. Her eyes were supposed to be blue, but changed with what she wore. Today they were a gray-green. She wore a black sleeveless shirt, that only covered her breasts, and a pair of jean shorts, that were longer than mine. She had on Locals black hawaiian sandals. Lloyd had blonde hair that was more yellow than amber-yellow, and was short and straight. He had hazel eyes that liked to change colors. Today they were gold. He was tan, while Kylia was fairly light. Kylia squeaked my name, waving like a maniac. The other guys piled out of the car, and Daniel put a hand on my shoulder, causing me to jump.
"Can we sit with them?" I asked, grinning.
"Sure." Daniel shrugged.
I zipped over to Kylia, attacking her with a hug.
"I MISSED YOU!" I squeaked.
"When did you move back in with your brother and the 10 most popular, most perverted guys in the school?" Kylia asked.
"Um...A month ago. I also broke my leg a month ago, but it healed quickly." I said.
I hugged Lloyd.
Lloyd was one of my friends, considering that I have my own little group. There is Cecily with her BF Ryder, Kylia with Lloyd, Chalice and her older brother Drake, Maraleigh, Ivy, Desitiny, Paris and Brazil, who are twins. Paris is a girl, while Brazil is a boy. I couldn't wait to be with them again.
"Hi Lys Bear." Lloyd said, calling me by my annoying nickname. I was nicknamed Lys, since it meant Lily. I was originally known as Lila Bear, or Lily Bear, so eventually, Mr.Frenchy-French Lloyd, took up on calling me Lys Bear. It just stuck with my group.
"Hi Lloyd." I said, annoyance in my voice, letting go of Lloyd.
"So...How's your life so far?" I asked.
"Horrible." Lloyd answered, laughing. "Hey guys."
Daniel, Kevin, Gavin, Conner, Josh, James, Justin, Christopher, Liam, Darwin, and Austin greeted Lloyd and Kylia.
"I'll kick your ass if you guys are mean to Lys Bear." Kylia blurted, which caused the guys to laugh. I giggled.
"Ky, their as harmful as Blubeau." I said. Blubeau was her black cat that was adorable, and ultimately harmless, with no claws, and tiny dull fangs.
Kylia giggled.
"Hey, don't compare us to a cat!" Aaron whined.
"Shut your face." I said, with complete sincerity.
The other guys cracked up.
"Oh, I DO NOT know what to say to that." Aaron said, as if he were angry and threatening me.
"Come on, I'm DYING!" Gavin groaned.
"Aww...Is the baby hungey?" I asked.
"Not funny." Gavin grumbled.
I walked inside with Kylia, Lloyd, Daniel, Kevin, Gavin, Conner, Josh, James, Justin, Christopher, Liam, Darwin, and Austin. A pretty, asian waitress helped us find a table big enough for all of us, and gave us our menus.
"I'm Calllysssa, your waitressss for today. Can I ssstart you off with anything to drink?" The waitress said, hissing the 's'es and lingering on the 'l's.
There was a chorus of common drinks, a few wines, and me, I got a pineapple dream, which is pineapple juice mixed with sprite. Gavin stole my chair, so I sat on Aaron's lap.
"Aaron, he took my chair!" I whined.
"I'm fine with you on my lap." He said, shrugging. I sat on his lap, letting him rest his head on my shoulder to see the menu.
"Lys Bear, you didn't say you were dating Aaron." Kylia said.
I nearly fell off of Aaron.
"W-what?! I-I'm not-" I blanched.
"They're not, becuase I would kill Aaron if they were or are." Daniel said around the menu.
I decided on sharing a burger with Aaron.
When Aaron ordered, and the waitress skittered off, everyone looked at us funny.
"I'm a skinny ass bitch okay, I can't finish it by myself." I snapped.
"I like burgers." Aaron stated.
"I think you two would be cute together." Lloyd said.
Everyone looked at Lloyd. Last spring, Lloyd was all against me having a little crush on Aaron, and now he's saying we'd be cute together?
"I know, shocking. I change my mind, a lot. But I'm sure the rest of the group would agree that Lys Bear would be cute with Aaron." Lloyd said.
"STOP CALLING ME LYS BEAR!" I snapped playfully.
"We love you too." Kylia said, giggling.

Upon getting the food, Aaron inhaled the burger, not giving me any, so I took the fries.
"Not fair!" Aaron whined.
I shoved a french fry into his mouth.
"Oh shut up and eat, you black hole." I snapped, which caused everyone to laugh.
"Fine." Aaron grumbled around a handful of fries.
"So...Kylia, Lloyd, have either of you been in contact with the group?" I asked, before nibbling on a fry.
"Yep. Cess missed you. You're the funniest one, and what's life without fun?" Kylia asked.
"ut oodun at ake eh-il-ee uh ih-tee-us?" Lloyd asked aroud his food.
"What?" Kylia asked.
"But wouldn't that make Cecily the prettiest?" Lloyd asked.
"Hey!" Kylia and I protested.
"Hey, Lys Bear you're the humorous one, Ky is the smart one, and that makes Cess the prettiest one." Lloyd said.
"Wrong." Aaron chimed.
I turned and looked him in his olive green eyes, confused.
"People have more than one trait. One can't be pretty. One can't be smart. One can't be funny. One just is." Aaron stated.
I covered my ears and groaned.
"HE'S TALKING SMART AGAIN MAKE IT STOP!!!" I cried, as if it both pained me and scared me.
The guys laughed, except for Aaron.
"So...You know school starts next week right?" Kylia asked.
"NEXT WEEK!" I cried.
"Yep."
I turned to Daniel.
"Phoebe Grace..." I started.
"Being taken by mom in the mornings." Daniel replied.
"Phoebe Grace?" Kylia asked.
"Child she is...Babysitting." Daniel replied.
"Oh." Kylia said, before looking at the clock. "Oh crap, can you pay for us? I'll pay you back ASAP. Gotta go. Come on Lloyd!" Kylia dragged Lloyd out.
"Ah...My friends are weird." I said.
The guys muttered in agreement.
The waitress came back to our table.
"Howsss everything going?" She asked.
"Good, thank you. Can we get the check?" Daniel replied, sounding formal.
"ssssure handsssome. You ssssingllle?" She said, setting the check down.
"Nope." Daniel said, grabbing the check, and walking to the cashier, and paying.
The waitress looked embarrassed, before scurrying off.
Aaron's breath was hot in my right ear, which caused me to jump.
"What about you princessss? You ssssingllle?" Aaron whispered.
I giggled.
"Kidding. Her voice was just more like a snake." Aaron said.
The guys stared at us.
"What?" I asked.
"N-nothing." They said, looking away.
"Wanna go to the beach?" Daniel's voice made me fall off of Aaron's lap, which caused the guys to laugh. I ignored Aaron's hand, and jumped up, walking with the guys to the car.
"OOH! BEACH!" I exclaimed when we were outside.
"I wanna go." Justin said.
"Me too." Christopher said.
"Me too." Darwin said.
"We have a pool, but, what the heck." Kevin said.
"Us three!" James, Austin, and Conner said at the same time.
"Eh..." Gavin, Josh, James, and Liam said, unsure.
"Oh come on, like you guys are going to skip seeing me in a bikini." I said, rolling my eyes.
"TO THE BEACH!" Gavin, Josh, James, and Liam exclaimed.
I ended up on Austin's lap, who was touchy-feely. His hand made it to my crotch three times, each time I smacked his hand away. I swivled around, facing him, glaring into his ice blue eyes.
He tried to give me the puppy-dog eyes, but I surprised him by forcing his mouth against mine, kissing him. His gasp turned into a moan as I nipped at his lip. I pushed back.
"Now stop touching me there." I snapped.
Austin nodded, looking away shamefully.
"Where was he touching you?" Daniel's protective older brother voice came back.
"Don't worry. If he tries it again, no more physical or verbal contact. Heck, I'll stop wearing bikinis." I said.
All the guys (except for Daniel, who stifled a laugh) squeaked like a kicked puppy.
I glanced at all of them.
"So don't touch me if I don't allow it, okay?" My voice was happy and girly.
All of the guys, (besides Daniel) nodded a yes.
Daniel pulled into the massive garage.
"Go get changed." He ordered and we all scurried out.

Chapter 3



After grabbing the green strapless bikini I borrowed from Deino and putting it on in place of my bra and panties, I put my corset and shorts back on. I switched my flats for my Locals Candy-red Hawaiian sandals, and walked out, my beach-bag filled and in hand.
We all drove different cars. I ended up in Aaron's topless maroon sahara jeep, since I was the last one to change. I sat shotgun, and Aaron grinned at the other cars, his hand on my left thigh. We drove off to the beach/boardwalk.
My phone rang. It was Austin.
"Hello?" I answered.
"NOT FAIR! YOU LET AARON TOUCH YOU!?!" Austin yelled.
"Well his hand isn't on my crotch." I snapped.
"...Not fair..." Austin grumbled.
"Austin please don't be angry. There's only one of me and 9 other guys." I said, my tone a seductive purr.
I heard Aaron stifling a laugh.
"Fine, but you gotta go walk around the boardwalk with me, ALONE." Austin said.
I heard proteseting in the background, and giggled.
"Fine. Will you get me a stuffed animal?" I asked.
"...Maybe." Austin said, obviously pleased. "Gotta go, the guys are trying to take the phone. See ya."
"Bye. Tell the guys I say hi and that I love them!" I said, before hanging up and giggling.
"They jealous?" Aaron shouted over the wind, his hand creeping towards my crotch.
"Move your hand." I replied.
Aaron obeyed. Aaron pulled into a parking space, grabbing our stuff, and running to the SUV.
I was tackled by jealous perverts.
"Not fair!" Austin whined.
"We already had this discussion." I snapped. "There is a freaking huge beach just a few steps away with OTHER girls. Go find one. I wanna swim."
I ran to the beach, finding a huge

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