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- Life is not anymore fun

(People when they grow up… they start giving more and more fuck start reading ton of material and wasting their life.)


P.S. - It's fucked up… I got 4 meetings  which were supposed to be today… and it went like … the first one happen… the second one was on the stove but in the end it ended up into the junk yard. Then it came a new suggestion and I had a meeting… Dinner with a friend… trying afro food and this got canceled… in the end of the day.



- Life sucks if you get depressed it's mood swinger style… Imagine fucking dead body in real life depression ot's like dead but you are alive. Comedy: You Don't Get It (Part 4)

 By DeYtH Banger






What's bad about not believing in God?
What's bad about not trusting the bible?
What's bad of not being religious?


So life goes on like a corruption If I don't believe in God because I got information which is pretty reasonable… How can I believe in God when the bible says sex, gays, racism are bad stuff and I have seen people who believe in God and are sinners if we look it from this perspective.


Note: Yet all believers are wasting theit time to pray to invisible force which never plays in the playground.


P.S. - So look how fucked up is life, most religious people are sad, secondly… no answer of prayer and third people get easily offended and how good is that?

Nobody is really tough… 


….


The whole thing is like talking or creating an invisible friend and start talking to it… It's creepy shit … it's like a demon... has possessed your body…




Cracking a jokes makes life more than a drama and crime… it add ups some comedy… but still this the most longest show ever launch on TV. It's not good to waste your time with something which doesn't help you with self-improvement. What type of fucked up race is:

- We are going out tomorrow!
(Tomorrow comes and the offer is out of the line.)

- We are going to go out… (Said before 2-3 days)

(The day comes… and goes like… "I am busy")

- I am going to give you a call

(Oh god you fucker… the day comes and you are gone what type of fucker are you?)


- I don't know when

(What type of fucked up guy should you be of not knowing when you are comming coming back to my country)


Note: People always say one shit and other shit comes in the way… So here is the thing

- I will kill myself… but it's getting as dagger as a double edged sword.


P.S. - This dude wanted to have fun… , but life is a controversial show with pleny of rules in case you start compiling this shit have in mind this tip.





Life will


Is a fake promise no rules can be ever applied.

- DeYtH Banger


I don't like God… I just don't like the shitty story behind that moral fucker.

…. HEY JESUS KISS MY COCK

Comedy: I SUCK = They Suck

 by DeYtH Banger



Come on they suck... all day listening about their bullshit stories:

- How are you?
- What did happen?
- This don't do it?
- How are they?
- What if it didn't happen?


- How are you?
- What did happen?
- This don't do it?
- How are they?
- What if it didn't happen?



- How are you?
- What did happen?
- This don't do it?
- How are they?
- What if it didn't happen?



- How are you?
- What did happen?
- This don't do it?
- How are they?
- What if it didn't happen?



- How are you?
- What did happen?
- This don't do it?
- How are they?
- What if it didn't happen?



- How are you?
- What did happen?
- This don't do it?
- How are they?
- What if it didn't happen?



- How are you?
- What did happen?
- This don't do it?
- How are they?
- What if it didn't happen?



- How are you?
- What did happen?
- This don't do it?
- How are they?
- What if it didn't happen?



- What's your name?
- How old are you?
- You are too young!
- Have you ever played basketball?
- Go and build muscles
....



- What's your name?
- How old are you?
- You are too young!
- Have you ever played basketball?
- Go and build muscles
....




- What's your name?
- How old are you?
- You are too young!
- Have you ever played basketball?
- Go and build muscles
....





- What's your name?
- How old are you?
- You are too young!
- Have you ever played basketball?
- Go and build muscles
....





- What's your name?
- How old are you?
- You are too young!
- Have you ever played basketball?
- Go and build muscles
....


Statements and questions... always fucking around, people are having fun but never calculcating it... come on... they passed 12 years of school and now they go to parties go and give all their money... but never think about the next day... what type of fun activity is that?

...

So the thought is:

"Today I gonna have fun... tomorrow let starve..."
"Today money doesn't mater.... (Few Days later) - WHERE ARE THE FUCKING MONEY?"


People always pissed off
ALways fucking around...


And I suck... I suck in being a nice guy  listening to morals... this is the most fucked up thing which you can do in your whole life... sucking and sucking morals and then what?

OBEY IT
OBEY IT


...

And really why no-one does ever call and be direct... stop with this indirect game.. going around topics which say and imply that this person have interested but let's be honest all this shit is false and in the end we all play that fucking dull game...


NULL IT!
NULL IT!

NULL IT!

NULL IT!
NULL IT!
NULL IT!
NULL IT!
NULL IT!
NULL IT!
NULL IT!
NULL IT!
NULL IT!
NULL IT!

Comedy: Being A Biatch Or ACTING LIKE IT!?

 by DeYtH Banger


What you need the most now is.... one rope... put it over your throat and


GO FOR IT
GO FOR IT
GO FOR IT
GO FOR IT
GO FOR IT
GO FOR IT
GO FOR IT


It's a rational decision... no need to listen what others are saying depression and stress are state which are move-overs... which are going to  help you make the best choice ever you have ever made.

 I am tired of the bullshit story - I don't have time, so if you don't have time make some...

...

In my Life I spend and make time and create stuff in yours... you invest and invest and then you seek it... you fucking want it back ... but you AIN'T GONNA WANK IT THIS TIME


1) Once done
2) Twice done
3) Tripple done

... and you continue and now you want to fuck more around?

Fuck your game
Fuck your life


And the creator destroys you...
 by dieing... natural


...

Life is the most fucked up thing which you can get inside... the curtains are down and the game goes and goes and goes and the best one beats in this game... how fucked up is this?


This is the best scenario which you can get over... you want it... you gonna get it

...

So most people come here on this planet and :

1) I want to be rich
2) I want to be famous
3) I want more action movies
4) I want more toys
5) I want more money
6) I want more space 



But hey you fucking biatch are you ready to give some value to this world... you can't only fuck around... by wanning and wanting and banning and vaning and all this fucked up words I want to ask you why life isn't random as fuck?

Comedy: Life Sucks and Nobody Tells You That

  by DeYtH Banger


Did somebody yesterday or today... came and said to you life sucks and all your expectations are going to get underground.... Below 15 meters of soil... down there... that's life how it gets in you in the end... you get in below 15 meter in a coffin.

And the most ironic thing is that people celebrate this day by crying and saying things like

- I am sorry wasn't there for you...
- How could this happen...
- Life could be better... you and me we know it very well...
- You are a grown up man... you didn't needed to go so far...


All people wanking... and wanting... and needing you... and crying and acting like a biatch.
After all it didn't went their way... if it doesn't go their way... this is a reason to make them angrier...

But the best thing is when you die... this is a celebration... in which you are invited and your body exposed and no any type of signals are needed... - How cool is this?


...


The song could go and on and on and on... the same is for life... suicide is the best choice you got now in your pocket... people tell to other people to play with all their cards and why not now they don't play and with the last card which they got, it's something like a





Ace... but down and up it's written 

"Die you BIATCH"


- So here is the thing which I have learn from life... 

Life can beat you up
Life can fuck you up
Life can screw you up
Life can make you feel miserable
...

But if life says you that

...

Buckle up and do what's needed after

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