Jokes From A (BJ's Life #1) by DeYtH Banger (autobiographies to read .TXT) 📖

like me throw a joke about daily life so to go throw it.. Life is a hypocrite and nobody WILL tell you the truth, everyone got a story we could start from movies up to song writers up to newspaper short-stories and list goes. It's like endless orgasm…


Nobody in your fucking life is going to help you with your life… not in manner of saying:

"You are good.."
"You are doing great…"
"Great… keep it going…"
"Awesome…. Great.."

- Life is hard and you never get the push of positive… living in negativity it's like being all your life under a cloud of rain.


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But stIll people like Raphie May … Chris Farley or John Pinette or Robin Williams all this fucks are dead some of them people say that they have died naturally… but I doubt about it… there is something bigger… there is whole big conspiracy.

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So this fucks were telling jokes as a job and now they are 15 meters below us… I call this a good day with a bad karma.

Comedy: You Don't Get It (Part 2)

 By DeYtH Banger

How does life look from here?
How are you?

And

Is it a good question "How much years old are you?"


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The mind always bothers around information like a Crazy Russian Guy, what mind needs it's material… give it enough and your mind will start fucking with you.


If you go with positive life you can't negative… let's be honest to remove your anxiety and limits in discussion… Which means to have the ability to say:

1) Insults
2) To Express yourself
3) To be Confident
4) And etc


You need a whole tail of negative BULLSHIT.. . It's going to put you down but if you have grown up with it you gonna get the ability to control it.


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And now who is fucked up?
Nobody says that people are fucked up…, one son of a biatch started to shout on the phone… for no reason at all … I am calling to clear up shit he is going with…

"AREEEEEEEE YOU CRAZY…. I CAN'T TALK NOWWWWWWW…. I JUST CAN'T TALK NOW"… this shit is fucked up and If I start living with such type of people… I am going to end up on the list with 30 Pounds weight.


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Why nobody makes jokes about this kinda of 


A shit… It's a vicious circle and it's an example of plot line with hell of a twizzles, sizzles… it's very twisty.


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Nobody knocks on the door at 05:01 am and says:

"Life sucks… but you mother fucker you going to stay here for a very very long time…"


- Life is not pernamemt …, one day a disease knocks… and in just a one moment it knocks you out.

Comedy: You Don't Get It (Part 3)

 By DeYtH Banger






You wake up and you go to bed with breathing in and out….in and out, in and out, in and out, in and out. That's what and life is… this here is a metaphor an extraction.


Nobody can help you if you are in depression,

- Life is meaningless 


(ALL type of thoughts which  are in your mind go to a negative path… your mind is build with bricks of "-" one moment so much "-" negative builds and builds and it starts to destroy you inside…
 That's how a depress guy feels…)

Note: And that's what my life looks like, each day I crack a joke just to go throw pressure… it's too much without jokes and comedy life could be a place of crying and sadness…. Instead of laughing!





- Food has lost it's taste

(People have gone and food doesn't have any type of taste in this stage.)



- Life is not anymore fun

(People when they grow up… they start giving more and more fuck start reading ton of material and wasting their life.)


P.S. - It's fucked up… I got 4 meetings  which were supposed to be today… and it went like … the first one happen… the second one was on the stove but in the end it ended up into the junk yard. Then it came a new suggestion and I had a meeting… Dinner with a friend… trying afro food and this got canceled… in the end of the day.



- Life sucks if you get depressed it's mood swinger style… Imagine fucking dead body in real life depression ot's like dead but you are alive.

Comedy: You Don't Get It (Part 4)

 By DeYtH Banger






What's bad about not believing in God?
What's bad about not trusting the bible?
What's bad of not being religious?


So life goes on like a corruption If I don't believe in God because I got information which is pretty reasonable… How can I believe in God when the bible says sex, gays, racism are bad stuff and I have seen people who believe in God and are sinners if we look it from this perspective.


Note: Yet all believers are wasting theit time to pray to invisible force which never plays in the playground.


P.S. - So look how fucked up is life, most religious people are sad, secondly… no answer of prayer and third people get easily offended and how good is that?

Nobody is really tough… 


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The whole thing is like talking or creating an invisible friend and start talking to it… It's creepy shit … it's like a demon... has possessed your body…




Cracking a jokes makes life more than a drama and crime… it add ups some comedy… but still this the most longest show ever launch on TV. It's not good to waste your time with something which doesn't help you with self-improvement. What type of fucked up race is:

- We are going out tomorrow!
(Tomorrow comes and the offer is out of the line.)

- We are going to go out… (Said before 2-3 days)

(The day comes… and goes like… "I am busy")

- I am going to give you a call

(Oh god you fucker… the day comes and you are gone what type of fucker are you?)


- I don't know when

(What type of fucked up guy should you be of not knowing when you are comming coming back to my country)


Note: People always say one shit and other shit comes in the way… So here is the thing

- I will kill myself… but it's getting as dagger as a double edged sword.


P.S. - This dude wanted to have fun… , but life is a controversial show with pleny of rules in case you start compiling this shit have in mind this tip.


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Life will
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Is a fake promise no rules can be ever applied.

- DeYtH Banger


I don't like God… I just don't like the shitty story behind that moral fucker.

…. HEY JESUS KISS MY COCK

Comedy: I SUCK = They Suck

by DeYtH Banger



Come on they suck... all day listening about their bullshit stories:

- How are you?
- What did happen?
- This don't do it?
- How are they?
- What if it didn't happen?


- How are you?
- What did happen?
- This don't do it?
- How are they?
- What if it didn't happen?



- How are you?
- What did happen?
- This don't do it?
- How are they?
- What if it didn't happen?



- How are you?
- What did happen?
- This don't do it?
- How are they?
- What if it didn't happen?



- How are you?
- What did happen?
- This don't do it?
- How are they?
- What if it didn't happen?



- How are you?
- What did happen?
- This don't do it?
- How are they?
- What if it didn't happen?



- How are you?
- What did happen?
- This don't do it?
- How are they?
- What if it didn't happen?



- How are you?
- What did happen?
- This don't do it?
- How are they?
- What if it didn't happen?



- What's your name?
- How old are you?
- You are too young!
- Have you ever played basketball?
- Go and build muscles
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- What's your name?
- How old are you?
- You are too young!
- Have you ever played basketball?
- Go and build muscles
....




- What's your name?
- How old are you?
- You are too young!
- Have you ever played basketball?
- Go and build muscles
....





- What's your name?
- How old are you?
- You are too young!
- Have you ever played basketball?
- Go and build muscles
....





- What's your name?
- How old are you?
- You are too young!
- Have you ever played basketball?
- Go and build muscles
....


Statements and questions... always fucking around, people are having fun but never calculcating it... come on... they passed 12 years of school and now they go to parties go and give all their money... but never think about the next day... what type of fun activity is that?

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So the thought is:

"Today I gonna have fun... tomorrow let starve..."
"Today money doesn't mater.... (Few Days later) - WHERE ARE THE FUCKING MONEY?"


People always pissed off
ALways fucking around...


And I suck... I suck in being a nice guy  listening to morals... this is the most fucked up thing which you can do in your whole life... sucking and sucking morals and then what?

OBEY IT
OBEY IT


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And really why no-one does ever call and be direct... stop with this indirect game.. going around topics which say and imply that this person have interested but let's be honest all this shit is false and in the end we all play that fucking dull