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led by Mike’s brother Reggie,

the least of the three first-class-cricketing Jacksons, had smashed

them by a hundred and fifty runs. Geddington had wiped them off the

face of the earth. The Incogs, with a team recruited exclusively from

the rabbit-hutch—not a well-known man on the side except Stacey,

a veteran who had been playing for the club since Fuller Pilch’s

time—had got home by two wickets. In fact, it was Strachan’s opinion

that the Wrykyn team that summer was about the most hopeless gang of

dead-beats that had ever made an exhibition of itself on the school

grounds. The Ripton match, fortunately, was off, owing to an outbreak

of mumps at that shrine of learning and athletics—the second outbreak

of the malady in two terms. Which, said Strachan, was hard lines on

Ripton, but a bit of jolly good luck for Wrykyn, as it had saved them

from what would probably have been a record hammering, Ripton having

eight of their last year’s team left, including Dixon, the fast

bowler, against whom Mike alone of the Wrykyn team had been able to

make runs in the previous season. Altogether, Wrykyn had struck a bad

patch.

 

Mike mourned over his suffering school. If only he could have been

there to help. It might have made all the difference. In school

cricket one good batsman, to go in first and knock the bowlers off

their length, may take a weak team triumphantly through a season. In

school cricket the importance of a good start for the first wicket is

incalculable.

 

As he put Strachan’s letter away in his pocket, all his old bitterness

against Sedleigh, which had been ebbing during the past few days,

returned with a rush. He was conscious once more of that feeling of

personal injury which had made him hate his new school on the first

day of term.

 

And it was at this point, when his resentment was at its height, that

Adair, the concrete representative of everything Sedleighan, entered

the room.

 

There are moments in life’s placid course when there has got to be the

biggest kind of row. This was one of them.

 

*

 

Psmith, who was leaning against the mantelpiece, reading the serial

story in a daily paper which he had abstracted from the senior day-room,

made the intruder free of the study with a dignified wave of the hand,

and went on reading. Mike remained in the deck-chair in which he was

sitting, and contented himself with glaring at the newcomer.

 

Psmith was the first to speak.

 

“If you ask my candid opinion,” he said, looking up from his paper, “I

should say that young Lord Antony Trefusis was in the soup already. I

seem to see the consomm� splashing about his ankles. He’s had a

note telling him to be under the oak-tree in the Park at midnight.

He’s just off there at the end of this instalment. I bet Long Jack,

the poacher, is waiting there with a sandbag. Care to see the paper,

Comrade Adair? Or don’t you take any interest in contemporary

literature?”

 

“Thanks,” said Adair. “I just wanted to speak to Jackson for a

minute.”

 

“Fate,” said Psmith, “has led your footsteps to the right place. That

is Comrade Jackson, the Pride of the School, sitting before you.”

 

“What do you want?” said Mike.

 

He suspected that Adair had come to ask him once again to play for the

school. The fact that the M.C.C. match was on the following day made

this a probable solution of the reason for his visit. He could think

of no other errand that was likely to have set the head of Downing’s

paying afternoon calls.

 

“I’ll tell you in a minute. It won’t take long.”

 

“That,” said Psmith approvingly, “is right. Speed is the keynote of

the present age. Promptitude. Despatch. This is no time for loitering.

We must be strenuous. We must hustle. We must Do It Now. We–-”

 

“Buck up,” said Mike.

 

“Certainly,” said Adair. “I’ve just been talking to Stone and

Robinson.”

 

“An excellent way of passing an idle half-hour,” said Psmith.

 

“We weren’t exactly idle,” said Adair grimly. “It didn’t last long,

but it was pretty lively while it did. Stone chucked it after the

first round.”

 

Mike got up out of his chair. He could not quite follow what all this

was about, but there was no mistaking the truculence of Adair’s

manner. For some reason, which might possibly be made dear later,

Adair was looking for trouble, and Mike in his present mood felt that

it would be a privilege to see that he got it.

 

Psmith was regarding Adair through his eyeglass with pain and

surprise.

 

“Surely,” he said, “you do not mean us to understand that you have

been brawling with Comrade Stone! This is bad hearing. I

thought that you and he were like brothers. Such a bad example for

Comrade Robinson, too. Leave us, Adair. We would brood. Oh, go thee,

knave, I’ll none of thee. Shakespeare.”

 

Psmith turned away, and resting his elbows on the mantelpiece, gazed

at himself mournfully in the looking-glass.

 

“I’m not the man I was,” he sighed, after a prolonged inspection.

“There are lines on my face, dark circles beneath my eyes. The fierce

rush of life at Sedleigh is wasting me away.”

 

“Stone and I had a discussion about early-morning fielding-practice,”

said Adair, turning to Mike.

 

Mike said nothing.

 

“I thought his fielding wanted working up a bit, so I told him to turn

out at six to-morrow morning. He said he wouldn’t, so we argued it

out. He’s going to all right. So is Robinson.”

 

Mike remained silent.

 

“So are you,” added Adair.

 

“I get thinner and thinner,” said Psmith from the mantelpiece.

 

Mike looked at Adair, and Adair looked at Mike, after the manner of

two dogs before they fly at one another. There was an electric silence

in the study. Psmith peered with increased earnestness into the glass.

 

“Oh?” said Mike at last. “What makes you think that?”

 

“I don’t think. I know.”

 

“Any special reason for my turning out?”

 

“Yes.”

 

“What’s that?”

 

“You’re going to play for the school against the M.C.C. to-morrow, and

I want you to get some practice.”

 

“I wonder how you got that idea!”

 

“Curious I should have done, isn’t it?”

 

“Very. You aren’t building on it much, are you?” said Mike politely.

 

“I am, rather,” replied Adair with equal courtesy.

 

“I’m afraid you’ll be disappointed.”

 

“I don’t think so.”

 

“My eyes,” said Psmith regretfully, “are a bit close together.

However,” he added philosophically, “it’s too late to alter that now.”

 

Mike drew a step closer to Adair.

 

“What makes you think I shall play against the M.C.C.?” he asked

curiously.

 

“I’m going to make you.”

 

Mike took another step forward. Adair moved to meet him.

 

“Would you care to try now?” said Mike.

 

For just one second the two drew themselves together preparatory to

beginning the serious business of the interview, and in that second

Psmith, turning from the glass, stepped between them.

 

“Get out of the light, Smith,” said Mike.

 

Psmith waved him back with a deprecating gesture.

 

“My dear young friends,” he said placidly, “if you will let

your angry passions rise, against the direct advice of Doctor Watts,

I suppose you must, But when you propose to claw each other in my

study, in the midst of a hundred fragile and priceless ornaments, I

lodge a protest. If you really feel that you want to scrap, for

goodness sake do it where there’s some room. I don’t want all the

study furniture smashed. I know a bank whereon the wild thyme grows,

only a few yards down the road, where you can scrap all night if you

want to. How would it be to move on there? Any objections? None? Then

shift ho! and let’s get it over.”

CHAPTER LV

CLEARING THE AIR

 

Psmith was one of those people who lend a dignity to everything they

touch. Under his auspices the most unpromising ventures became somehow

enveloped in an atmosphere of measured stateliness. On the present

occasion, what would have been, without his guiding hand, a mere

unscientific scramble, took on something of the impressive formality

of the National Sporting Club.

 

“The rounds,” he said, producing a watch, as they passed through a

gate into a field a couple of hundred yards from the house gate, “will

be of three minutes’ duration, with a minute rest in between. A man

who is down will have ten seconds in which to rise. Are you ready,

Comrades Adair and Jackson? Very well, then. Time.”

 

After which, it was a pity that the actual fight did not quite live up

to its referee’s introduction. Dramatically, there should have been

cautious sparring for openings and a number of tensely contested

rounds, as if it had been the final of a boxing competition. But

school fights, when they do occur—which is only once in a decade

nowadays, unless you count junior school scuffles—are the outcome of

weeks of suppressed bad blood, and are consequently brief and furious.

In a boxing competition, however much one may want to win, one does

not dislike one’s opponent. Up to the moment when “time” was called,

one was probably warmly attached to him, and at the end of the last

round one expects to resume that attitude of mind. In a fight each

party, as a rule, hates the other.

 

So it happened that there was nothing formal or cautious about the

present battle. All Adair wanted was to get at Mike, and all Mike

wanted was to get at Adair. Directly Psmith called “time,” they rushed

together as if they meant to end the thing in half a minute.

 

It was this that saved Mike. In an ordinary contest with the gloves,

with his opponent cool and boxing in his true form, he could not have

lasted three rounds against Adair. The latter was a clever boxer,

while Mike had never had a lesson in his life. If Adair had kept away

and used his head, nothing could have prevented him winning.

 

As it was, however, he threw away his advantages, much as Tom Brown

did at the beginning of his fight with Slogger Williams, and the

result was the same as on that historic occasion. Mike had the greater

strength, and, thirty seconds from the start, knocked his man clean

off his feet with an unscientific but powerful right-hander.

 

This finished Adair’s chances. He rose full of fight, but with all the

science knocked out of him. He went in at Mike with both hands. The

Irish blood in him, which for the ordinary events of life made him

merely energetic and dashing, now rendered him reckless. He abandoned

all attempt at guarding. It was the Frontal Attack in its most futile

form, and as unsuccessful as a frontal attack is apt to be. There was

a swift exchange of blows, in the course of which Mike’s left elbow,

coming into contact with his opponent’s right fist, got a shock which

kept it tingling for the rest of the day; and then Adair went down in

a heap.

 

He got up slowly and with difficulty. For a moment he stood blinking

vaguely. Then he lurched forward at Mike.

 

In the excitement of a fight—which is, after all, about the most

exciting thing that ever happens to one in the course of one’s life—it

is difficult for the fighters to see what the spectators see. Where

the

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