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himself only sees a legitimate piece of self-defence against an
opponent whose chances are equal to his own. Psmith saw, as anybody
looking on would have seen, that Adair was done. Mike’s blow had taken
him within a fraction of an inch of the point of the jaw, and he was
all but knocked out. Mike could not see this. All he understood was
that his man was on his feet again and coming at him, so he hit out
with all his strength; and this time Adair went down and stayed down.
“Brief,” said Psmith, coming forward, “but exciting. We may take that,
I think, to be the conclusion of the entertainment. I will now have a
dash at picking up the slain. I shouldn’t stop, if I were you. He’ll
be sitting up and taking notice soon, and if he sees you he may want
to go on with the combat, which would do him no earthly good. If it’s
going to be continued in our next, there had better be a bit of an
interval for alterations and repairs first.”
“Is he hurt much, do you think?” asked Mike. He had seen knock-outs
before in the ring, but this was the first time he had ever effected
one on his own account, and Adair looked unpleasantly corpse-like.
“He’s all right,” said Psmith. “In a minute or two he’ll be
skipping about like a little lambkin. I’ll look after him. You go away
and pick flowers.”
Mike put on his coat and walked back to the house. He was conscious of
a perplexing whirl of new and strange emotions, chief among which was
a curious feeling that he rather liked Adair. He found himself
thinking that Adair was a good chap, that there was something to be
said for his point of view, and that it was a pity he had knocked him
about so much. At the same time, he felt an undeniable thrill of pride
at having beaten him. The feat presented that interesting person, Mike
Jackson, to him in a fresh and pleasing light, as one who had had a
tough job to face and had carried it through. Jackson, the cricketer,
he knew, but Jackson, the deliverer of knock-out blows, was strange to
him, and he found this new acquaintance a man to be respected.
The fight, in fact, had the result which most fights have, if they are
fought fairly and until one side has had enough. It revolutionised
Mike’s view of things. It shook him up, and drained the bad blood out
of him. Where, before, he had seemed to himself to be acting with
massive dignity, he now saw that he had simply been sulking like some
wretched kid. There had appeared to him something rather fine in his
policy of refusing to identify himself in any way with Sedleigh, a
touch of the stone-walls-do-not-a-prison-make sort of thing. He now
saw that his attitude was to be summed up in the words, “Sha’n’t
play.”
It came upon Mike with painful clearness that he had been making an
ass of himself.
He had come to this conclusion, after much earnest thought, when
Psmith entered the study.
“How’s Adair?” asked Mike.
“Sitting up and taking nourishment once more. We have been chatting.
He’s not a bad cove.”
“He’s all right,” said Mike.
There was a pause. Psmith straightened his tie.
“Look here,” he said, “I seldom interfere in terrestrial strife, but
it seems to me that there’s an opening here for a capable peace-maker,
not afraid of work, and willing to give his services in exchange for a
comfortable home. Comrade Adair’s rather a stoutish fellow in his way.
I’m not much on the ‘Play up for the old school, Jones,’ game, but
every one to his taste. I shouldn’t have thought anybody would get
overwhelmingly attached to this abode of wrath, but Comrade Adair
seems to have done it. He’s all for giving Sedleigh a much-needed
boost-up. It’s not a bad idea in its way. I don’t see why one
shouldn’t humour him. Apparently he’s been sweating since early
childhood to buck the school up. And as he’s leaving at the end of the
term, it mightn’t be a scaly scheme to give him a bit of a send-off,
if possible, by making the cricket season a bit of a banger. As a
start, why not drop him a line to say that you’ll play against the
M.C.C. to-morrow?”
Mike did not reply at once. He was feeling better disposed towards
Adair and Sedleigh than he had felt, but he was not sure that he was
quite prepared to go as far as a complete climb-down.
“It wouldn’t be a bad idea,” continued Psmith. “There’s nothing like
giving a man a bit in every now and then. It broadens the soul and
improves the action of the skin. What seems to have fed up Comrade
Adair, to a certain extent, is that Stone apparently led him to
understand that you had offered to give him and Robinson places in
your village team. You didn’t, of course?”
“Of course not,” said Mike indignantly.
“I told him he didn’t know the old noblesse oblige spirit of
the Jacksons. I said that you would scorn to tarnish the Jackson
escutcheon by not playing the game. My eloquence convinced him.
However, to return to the point under discussion, why not?”
“I don’t—What I mean to say—” began Mike.
“If your trouble is,” said Psmith, “that you fear that you may be in
unworthy company–-”
“Don’t be an ass.”
“–-Dismiss it. I am playing.”
Mike stared.
“You’re what? You?”
“I,” said Psmith, breathing on a coat-button, and polishing it with
his handkerchief.
“Can you play cricket?”
“You have discovered,” said Psmith, “my secret sorrow.”
“You’re rotting.”
“You wrong me, Comrade Jackson.”
“Then why haven’t you played?”
“Why haven’t you?”
“Why didn’t you come and play for Lower Borlock, I mean?”
“The last time I played in a village cricket match I was caught at
point by a man in braces. It would have been madness to risk another
such shock to my system. My nerves are so exquisitely balanced that a
thing of that sort takes years off my life.”
“No, but look here, Smith, bar rotting. Are you really any good at
cricket?”
“Competent judges at Eton gave me to understand so. I was told that
this year I should be a certainty for Lord’s. But when the cricket
season came, where was I? Gone. Gone like some beautiful flower that
withers in the night.”
“But you told me you didn’t like cricket. You said you only liked
watching it.”
“Quite right. I do. But at schools where cricket is compulsory you
have to overcome your private prejudices. And in time the thing
becomes a habit. Imagine my feelings when I found that I was
degenerating, little by little, into a slow left-hand bowler with a
swerve. I fought against it, but it was useless, and after a while I
gave up the struggle, and drifted with the stream. Last year, in a
house match”—Psmith’s voice took on a deeper tone of melancholy—“I
took seven for thirteen in the second innings on a hard wicket. I did
think, when I came here, that I had found a haven of rest, but it was
not to be. I turn out to-morrow. What Comrade Outwood will say, when
he finds that his keenest archaeological disciple has deserted, I hate
to think. However–-”
Mike felt as if a young and powerful earthquake had passed. The whole
face of his world had undergone a quick change. Here was he, the
recalcitrant, wavering on the point of playing for the school, and
here was Psmith, the last person whom he would have expected to be a
player, stating calmly that he had been in the running for a place in
the Eton eleven.
Then in a flash Mike understood. He was not by nature intuitive, but
he read Psmith’s mind now. Since the term began, he and Psmith had
been acting on precisely similar motives. Just as he had been
disappointed of the captaincy of cricket at Wrykyn, so had Psmith been
disappointed of his place in the Eton team at Lord’s. And they had
both worked it off, each in his own way—Mike sullenly, Psmith
whimsically, according to their respective natures—on Sedleigh.
If Psmith, therefore, did not consider it too much of a climb-down to
renounce his resolution not to play for Sedleigh, there was nothing to
stop Mike doing so, as—at the bottom of his heart—he wanted to do.
“By Jove,” he said, “if you’re playing, I’ll play. I’ll write a note
to Adair now. But, I say—” he stopped—“I’m hanged if I’m going to
turn out and field before breakfast to-morrow.”
“That’s all right. You won’t have to. Adair won’t be there himself.
He’s not playing against the M.C.C. He’s sprained his wrist.”
IN WHICH PEACE IS DECLARED
“Sprained his wrist?” said Mike. “How did he do that?”
“During the brawl. Apparently one of his efforts got home on your
elbow instead of your expressive countenance, and whether it was that
your elbow was particularly tough or his wrist particularly fragile, I
don’t know. Anyhow, it went. It’s nothing bad, but it’ll keep him out
of the game to-morrow.”
“I say, what beastly rough luck! I’d no idea. I’ll go round.”
“Not a bad scheme. Close the door gently after you, and if you see
anybody downstairs who looks as if he were likely to be going over to
the shop, ask him to get me a small pot of some rare old jam and tell
the man to chalk it up to me. The jam Comrade Outwood supplies to us
at tea is all right as a practical joke or as a food for those anxious
to commit suicide, but useless to anybody who values life.”
On arriving at Mr. Downing’s and going to Adair’s study, Mike found
that his late antagonist was out. He left a note informing him of his
willingness to play in the morrow’s match. The lock-up bell rang as he
went out of the house.
A spot of rain fell on his hand. A moment later there was a continuous
patter, as the storm, which had been gathering all day, broke in
earnest. Mike turned up his coat-collar, and ran back to Outwood’s.
“At this rate,” he said to himself, “there won’t be a match at all
to-morrow.”
*
When the weather decides, after behaving well for some weeks, to show
what it can do in another direction, it does the thing thoroughly.
When Mike woke the next morning the world was grey and dripping.
Leaden-coloured clouds drifted over the sky, till there was not a
trace of blue to be seen, and then the rain began again, in the
gentle, determined way rain has when it means to make a day of it.
It was one of those bad days when one sits in the pavilion, damp and
depressed, while figures in mackintoshes, with discoloured buckskin
boots, crawl miserably about the field in couples.
Mike, shuffling across to school in a Burberry, met Adair at Downing’s
gate.
These moments are always difficult. Mike stopped—he could hardly walk
on as if nothing had happened—and looked down at his feet.
“Coming across?” he said awkwardly.
“Right ho!” said Adair.
They walked on in silence.
“It’s only about ten to, isn’t it?” said Mike.
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