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We all look at her all shocked. I mean sure we knew that she was here, but at this party? Fuck no.
"What the fuck are you doing here?" Jay says.
"Awe, Jay I thought you'd miss me so I thought I'd come see you guys" She says sarcastically. I hear Jay growl.
"You guys know each other?" Myles looks between us all.
"More then that actually, you see Azaria and I go wayyyy back" She grins evilly. She's up to something, I can tell.
"So you must be the girl my cousin here mentions. Wow she wasn't lying about you now was she?" That slut, what was her name again? Oh yeah Valerie, says.
"This bitch is your cousin?" I hear Ace say. "No wonder, you guys seem soo fucking alike"
"Why thank you" Valerie flips her hair over her shoulder. I hear Ace snort.
"It wasn't a fucking compliment"
"Oh wow, I'd love to introduce myself and all but I'm afraid of what I might catch if I take another step forward" I spit out.

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Four girls decide that before they go university, they would travel the world. From Japan, Australia, Spain, America and other countries they have the time of there lives. Meeting their Quotev Friend Ryder along the way.

Through the journey they will face problems. They will need each other to find the way out.

(I'm not good at story titles, synopsis and the whole thing but I'm giving this one a shot because I have a good feeling about it and I truly like it....Hope you guys do to)

don't copy please... I font have the copyright sign but seriously my book is shit so there is nothing to copy

What do you do when you find your true love in an awful place? Do you stay with him or leave him?

Why Wait Another Minute? MAD ABOUT UNDEAD YOU Delivers Scares And Romance Now!
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Cathren Whitney and Donovan Codell are twenty-something lovers whose relationship is on the rocks. When a zombie outbreak occurs (and we all know how that can put a wrench in a love affair), they must run for their lives. Along the way, the couple attempts to heal their broken connection, but before they can decide what's next for them, Cathren finds herself bitten by an enraged frozen head.
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Hold on. Let's take a step back...
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As it turns out, the zombie epidemic was caused by a chemical leakage into the aquifer from the local factory specializing in cryogenics (freezing and storing people after death, typically just the head). The cryogenics firm was able to reanimate some heads. Unfortunately, they are not happy about being brought back from the beyond, and have the disposition of rabid dogs.
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❝The head dropped out of the scientist's hands and plopped onto the floor. The thing skidded across the lab and spun to a stop at the feet of a terrified Cathren Whitney. She screamed again. The head lay there, looking up at her, snarling, drooling, foaming at the mouth, eyes wild. Then, it bit her.❞
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After the bite from the frozen head, and in combination with her unique DNA, Cathren morphs into a half-zombie. Burkhart Egesa, a diabolical but well-intentioned fiend, has decided the only way to end the zombie breakout is to dissect Cathren--alive!
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❝'I must have living organs,' Egesa said. 'The heart still beating, the lungs still breathing. Don't worry, she won't feel a thing. She can't move; she can't awaken. She couldn't sense pain even if I did this crudely. But I'm an expert. A man of science.' With that, he switched on the tiny buzz saw and slowly lowered it towards Cathren's chest.❞
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Somehow, Cathren and Donovan escape to Alcatraz, their new home. Unfortunately, the island is overrun by zombies, too, and they must flee again. They are chased by zombie Native Americans, hired goons, mobs of zombies and survivalists--even zombie sharks! Cathren and Donovan survive and paddle to Treasure Island, but the island's been overrun by zombie librarians! The young couple are captured again and face certain death. Zombies pound at the door, the mob of the undead crushing against the metal doors, forcing them open.
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❝With an agonized screech, one hinge burst off the left door, allowing the first monster to surge into the room. The stench of rotting flesh wafted in, and most everyone present gagged. The creature stood there, panting, eyeing the group. Then it attacked.❞
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Can San Francisco be saved? Can love conquer the undead? Will Cathren and Donovan find freedom, safety, and true love?
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Find out for yourself! Scroll up and grab a copy today.

I was thinking up of my own definitions the other day, so I decided to note them down here so I could keep track, though some of these are my own opinions. Feel free to post anything in comments that could be added here.

This book is not designed to offend people in any way, it's just a bit of fun.

Epic Rap Battles of Hisotry is on youtube. Thats were this book came from. The first one doesnt have any words so it might not make sense so that i went striaghts to the second, WATCH THEM!!!!

Secrets of a Spiritual Guru

Meet Melissa Murphy: wine-drinking real estate agent who finds herself "accidentally" assuming the role of a spiritual blogger when her boyfriend leaves her for his yoga teacher. Can she keep her role secret while trying to win her man back? If the lying doesn't kill her, the poses might!

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Follow the Home Handyman on his life changing and hilarious adventures with his buddies in tow. Fixing up automotive projects along with home projects the guys go through all aspects of construction and building, including dealing with the local supply store. Who doesn’t love a trip to the hardware store?! Also learning the woman down the street has all the abilities to properly remodel her own home much to the surprise of the guys! An Amazon reviewer said it best:

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Follow the young author as he discovers the awesome power of the legend.