Genre Humor. Page - 45
No matter if you're a man or a woman - we've all experienced at least ONE moment when we've had a horrible beauty mishap. Mullets, bad perms, over plucked eyebrows, or maybe you looked in the mirror and thought 'Oh, Mother (Nature)! How did my butt wind up on my belly?!' Yes, we've all had our tragic tales of beauty so we can all relate to the Tragic Tales of Beauty brought to you from the comedic mind of Southern Belle, L. Avery Brown.
So, grab a tall glass of whatever you like and get ready to laugh at the various and truly tragic Tales of Beauty brought to you by a certified Southern Belle. (Because sometimes that's all we CAN do!)
"When a Southern Woman Rambles... it isn't 'rambling'. Every word has meaning, every raised eyebrow and pursed lip has a purpose, and all those smiles tell a story. What's more, a Southern woman can ramble on about ANYTHING!"
Get ready for a giggle.
Hi there, my name is Pilf. I'm part of an elite group of wonderful and powerful super-people. My power is to flip things, hence the name. For you weird ones out there: PILF=FLIP backwards. Back to business, I'd like to tell you this book is strange but can be sort funny at times (depending on your sense of humor :P). You'll get to meet great new characters like my good friend Kyle A.K.A The Linebacker, who happens to get in a lot of trouble. Since we're a team we fight to save him and we end up finding ourselves in the process... literally. We will be put to the test, ending up in a wierd magical world (not the girly kind)for an explosive ending full of flipping, tackling, flying quarters, paper-folding, explosions, and black holes. Well, I've got to go; I have a feeling you're about to start reading so I have to hop to my place. See Ya!!!
P.S. Protect your change... and never EVER back-talk the narrator
Everyone has at least a little crazy in their families, and those that say they don't, are lying.
My Dysfunctional Family is a compilation―I want all of your most insane, hilarious, just plain ridiculous family stories so we can all rest assured that we're not alone when it comes to bonkers relatives.
If you want in, please PM me with your story and I'll add it to the book. Don't hold back!