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ATTENTION MEN! Are you ready to be Kiss-u-cated?

Do you ever wonder if your kissing technique is up to par? Have you ever found yourself smack dab in the middle of a lip lock and you open your eyes only to see your date glancing at the clock on the wall? Do you wonder if there's more to kissing than just flesh touching flesh?

If you answered yes to any of these questions...this is the book for YOU!!

Kyle is an orphan that lives in orphange with a bisexual foster mother. When she meets Chase all hell breaks loose and her world is flipped upside down. When Chase's old exgirlfriend Emily shows up again, how will she react. Chase acts obvious, but what is he hiding. Kyle responds

"Game on!"

Daisy is just one of the guys. Living with her brother and six of his friends. Each one is diffrent and annoying in their own speacial way. Or that's at least how Daisy puts it. 1st up you have Daisy's brother Phillip. All star in football and extremly protective of his sister Daisy. Any guy that talks to her to him is a threat. He has dirty blound hair like his sister and green eyes like her as well. They could pass as twins if it wasn't for their age diffrence. Lonnie the down to earth and loves nature type of guy. With Jet Black hair and light brown warming eyes. Then who could forget Jerry. Mister Jokester. He's funny and will turn anything into a joke which gets him in trouble alot becuase Daisy will throw a punch at him or smack him kick him or anything else that will cuase him phyiscal pain. Richie. Hmmph what can you really say about Richie? He has red hair and deep baby blue eyes. Though this kid is obbsessed with action figures and comic books. Poor little nerdy Richie. Next in the jerk line is Bradley. Black & Green Hair... Dark blue eyes and quite a snappy attitude if I must say. All he ever says is how much he hates the world! Jerimey is actaully Jerry's brother which is a total shock! He has blound hair and brown eyes. Unlike his brother he's so so sooo Serious. Nothing is funny and we haven't heard him laugh since forever! Serious and boringness will get you no where my friend... *Trumpet Solo!!* Last but not least is Peter. My black brotha!! Hey!! (Not trying to be raises!!) He has light hazel eyes black hair but not as black as Lonnie's. Peter is like Phillip always caring for Daisy. I guess you could say he's like the mother of our little pack. Even if he is a guy. The important thing here is that no matter what Daisy does she's just one of the guys. The only problem with that is the questions is if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
~Warning Strong use Of words!~

This is a very very short and funny story about a king and a queen .This is a simple straightforward story on two people - the king and the queen . ANYONE can read it and understand its simple humor.

Bad Girls:

They take what they want - money, glory, love, sex, drugs, or other objects of desire - and leave these unsuspecting men in the dust.

Born free, those famous ladies have proven how good it is to be the Bad Eve.

She started it all!

Taking a bite from the apple that the snake gave her and offered it to Adam, she created a Great Sin.

What they say and what they do…

Boli li Vas cesto glava i zbog pretjerane aktivnosti u vrtu Vam je temperatura iznad 30. levela...,
....prijavite se....,
....glava ce Vas boljeti jos i vise, a i temperatura ce Vam porasti za koji stupanj, garantiramo"
Voli Vas vas ANDOL, drustvo ljubitelja kit(ov)a i p(t)ica!!!

p.s.
Prije upotrebe detaljno proucite uputstvo, a o mjerama opreza i nuspojavama posavjetujte se s osnivacem ili podosnivacima.

characters for the book Hot yet Hyper. Just so you guys can see and visualize how everything is. I do love these pictures. I found all of them on Google. ^.^ Hooray for Google.