The hole in my backyard by Shaelyn Ray (classic reads .TXT) 📖

I've lived in my house since birth,and have always loved it here in Florida.I loved the oranges,weather,and all the friendly people.I had a friend named Joey down the street but he moved to Delaware,and one friend named Malie moved to California.So I lost some friends no big deal I still have plenty of friends her like my friend Joleeca she's a great friend from Mexico,and teaches me some Spanish.I don't learn fast but when I get tired of trying to learn it I go to my backyard to play.I have never seen any holes in my backyard until April 31.I went outside to talk to my friend Henry who loved to be such a...boy."Hey Henry."I greeted him with a smile."This is a no girl zone."he said pointing to a sign he hung on our fence."But what are you doing?"I asked sitting down clearing any sign of dirt."I'm making a mud tornado."he said smiling a grin."I thought you told David Michael you'd play some football or basketball or baseball or something ball with him if he met you her at nine thirty?"I said smiling.You see I have a little crush on Henry even though he's such a....boy."I'm going to."he said with a snotty look on his face."But,it's nine forty-five?"I said confused."Look just go play with your barbies or something I'm busy!"he said starting his mud tornado which went everywhere and when it got on my brand new white tankini I stumbled backwards,tripped on my dog Sparky,and fell on my back knocking the breath out of myself."Huuuuuu!!"I gasped for breath having a spasm on the ground in front of Henry who looked scared.As soon as I could breath I started running to my swing set but tripped on one of my dogs toys and fell in a hole I hadn't even noticed before.I tumbled down the side of the hole and listened to Henry crying."AAAAHHHHHH!!!"I screamed when I started falling through empty air."OOOF!!!!!!"I flew across the room,hit the wall,and tumbled down the wall to the ground.I passed out and woke up to a pig with a clipboard taking my blood pressure.I looked at his name tag:Mr.Howser G.Porkster."Um,doctor I think I'm seeing things but this doesn't seem right....You're a pig!?"I said.He looked defended then cleared his throat."That's rude of you to call someone who saved your life!a pig."he said hanging the clipboard on a hook."No!I mean you're an animal...not a fat joke but.....you're a pig like off the farms and stuff the animals that get called swine?the animals that have a sickness named after you guys?the swineflu?and you guys get made into pork and bacon!"I said.He rubbed a scuff of dirt off his little hoof like thing and blushed."Well not to brag but,we also get called the cutest baby animals in the world."he said smiling and blushing.I looked at the nurses name tag"Nancy Woof?"I asked the dog."Yes dear?"I looked at her as she scratched a flea."Um,what land am I in?"I asked her scared of the answer I might get from her."Why.you're in the land of Medimals!"she said cheery."Um Medi-what.she frowned,then smiled again."Medi-MALS it's a combination of medics and animals!"she said running out the room."Is there something wrong with her or is it just me?"I asked the pig."She has happy bipolar."he answered shaking his head and making clicking sounds with his tounge."Poor lad the only reason she's a nurse is she runs fast!I'm so ashamed....that shouldn't be the only reason she's also my wife!"he said crying aand running out of the room.I looked at all the cards and flowers and stuffed plush animals.I missed home so I crawled out of bed and went to the hole I fell down.There was an elavator that I went up and came back to my house.....home sweet home!

Publication Date: 01-02-2011

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