The Diary: The twins on the Other Vally by Wintersk18 (early readers .txt) 📖

Hello, I am Angis Anginkiss. Welcome to Horse valley I will be writing everything that happens in this Diary.
Facts:
I have a twin named Dagger. One of our borders is called Other Valley and that is where our friends live, Flip and Herb. We have been friends for a long time and we are people who plan very early. So we are sleeping over at their house in a week. Oh and our friends... our twins. The twins names are Flip and Herb, weird names but cool kids. When we sleep at their house they said that they will tell us a secret.
School is a day away, I just got my picture done... and for some reason our district makes our school picture an anime picture. It is still the person but in an anime way. I don't know what is up with this district but it is plain old weird. Weird kids, weird teachers, weird principles!!
Let me tell you what Flip Gamp’Dion and Herb Gamp’Dion look like. They have pale white skin, blue worried looking eyes, medium sized nose. They have small lips and they are skinny 5’10’’people. I am only 4’9’’!

Mrs.Killowatts is a crazy science teacher.This is what she said...
“First, I am going to give you your homework,” She announced.
When I saw the homework, I screamed, “Say what! Do we have to do all 25 pages?”
“You have to do all 25 pages,” Mrs.Killowatts, replied to the class”and it is due wednesday.”
“WHAT,” Everyone shouted.
“What if we have plans for today,”asked Herb. Did I tell you about Flip and Herb yet? I don’t think I did, I’ll check, (check Day1 writing). I did, but Herb is the oldest twin and Flip is the youngest.
“ Can we just move on...,” Mrs.K was saying.
“So wait you're saying we have to get 25 pages done in just two days?”asked Flip.
“Yes.”replied Mrs.K.
“WHAAAAT,” said the class,”THIS IS NOT HOW YOU TREAT STUDENTS!”
We did not like it at all. But as I looked at it I realized that it wasn’t that hard until page 21, it was so hard that I it made my head hurt. Besides I had other homework to do... I had to take notes from a video called (Planets From Hell) which was actually very cool, I loved the one with the 2 radiation rays from the planet.

4 more days till I go to the sleepover, they said that their room has a secret entrance to somewhere and they also said that it was haunted, but in a good way. but I bet you it is not. But I still can’t wait till that secret. Flip told me that we are going to go to Folhoyo sports park, then we are going to eat dinner at Ann Kenya's buffet, I love that place. Not because they have food there but their waiters sneak up on you and scare you to ask your order. When we get home, is when they will tell me a secret.
Oh and that 25 page homework I got that done to. As I got the hang of it, the homework got easier and easier.

Now we have a 12 page essay. We had to write it about what are your personalities .The class was complaining about this to. But the thing is it is due the day before the sleepover. But it wasn't that hard either (their giving us easy stuff in the beginning of the year, but they are also giving lots of it at once). I got that done in 30 minutes. But the 2 teachers I also have are very strict! It gets on my nerves. We have a kid in our school that his voice is changing already and one of my teachers yelled at him to whisper and he said...
“I am whispering,” Nad said. Then the kids explained why he whispers so loudly, and she still told him to be quite. I laugh sometimes about teachers because they act so weird.

Flip was so funny, her twin sister (Herb) showed her the chapstick video. And when the girl said she needs to get a life Flip says...
“ No derrr of course you do, the chapstick was right next to you. Daa dimwit.” Flip hates it when people act so dumb, unless it is her friend or anyone in the family.
“You don't get it do you,” Me, Dagger (my twin), and Herb told her.
“Get what,”Flip said, “I'm reading a caption of my book.”
Then we all gave her a look and she said “What....... oh nevermind..... Herb, you know I never get that mess unless Its someone who is making a rap for something. For example... ‘asking all them questions’..... now that video is hilarious but what you guys showed me I didn’t understand it at all”
“She just wanted to be funny,”Dagger replied,”and besides it was a rap...when she was doing a remix it was totally part of a rap.
“Yeah she was just goofing around and...”When I was on my way to finishing the sentence Herb Finished it for me.
“.... Wanted to put something on ‘youhilarious.com’”.
Like I said Flip is hilarious.

My mom is crazy. She keeps on asking me weird things such as...
“Do you want your teddy back?”
Or...
“Don’t forget your toothbrush!”
First of all, I don’t use a teddy bear anymore, and I didn’t even have a teddy bear. Maybe I misheard her. Maybe she was talking to Dagger, I don’t know. But I thought it was a weird question to ask. Second of all she makes us cookies and unhealthy treats for some reason. I mean, yes her cooking is good. But I am trying to stay healthy this year.
Tomorrow is the sleepover and I can’t wait! Mom says I have more than I need, but she is different like that. She is just not used to all the weird technology at all. We have Iphone 65 and galaxy X 64 and many, many more we even have a foldable laptop that can fold so many times that it can fit in your pocket, and when the laptop comes out it is the same size as an original laptop looks like. I bet braggers don’t even have that. I love this technology. But I heard that the aliens from everywhere in the world are going to take over after tomorrow.

Dagger and Angis are so excited that they're going to the sleepover.
“I can’t wait,” Dagger said in excitement, then after saying that she said in a hushed tone,”I can’t wait for the secret.”
Of course mom can not hear a word they are saying. But when they got there, her mom shouted out loud..
“Okay time to have some fun at the party, lets race to the door. the first one to the door gets to