Lucky Stiff by Craig Rice (ebook pdf reader for pc TXT) 📖

that Jake Justus didn’t half appreciate what a wonderful little woman he had for a wife.

Jake refrained from answering. He’d have found it difficult to keep the word “Delilah” out of the conversation.

Helene was back with the bacon and eggs and steaming coffee before von Flanagan got back to business. She put the tray in front of him, beamed, and said, “Now don’t say another word before you’ve finished every scrap of that!”

At last von Flanagan handed her a completely empty tray and accepted a second drink with, “Well, since I’m not officially on duty.” He added wearily, “I shouldn’t be, at this hour. Why the hell can’t more people get murdered in the daytime?” That reminded him of his errand. He glared at Malone and growled, “And you, making it hard for me. There’s laws about keeping secrets from the police in a murder investigation.”

Malone hung for a split second between a bland, “I don’t know what you’re talking about,” and an irate, “Prove it!” The latter won.

“Now, Malone,” von Flanagan said in an unexpectedly soothing tone. “We been friends for a long time. We been friends since I was a rookie cop and you was pushing a hack and going to night law school. This is just a friendly little visit, nothing official about it, and I’m asking you for old times’ sake, do you know anything about Garrity’s murder.”

“That’s using the old psychology on him,” Helene murmured under her breath.

Von Flanagan didn’t hear her. “And if you lie to me, Malone, so help me, I’ll toss you in the can.”

“Believe me,” Malone said, “I don’t know anything about it. I don’t know anywhere near as much as you do.”

“Why was he coming to see you?”

“I don’t know,” Malone said. “How do you know that he was?”

“Because,” von Flanagan told him, “before he left his office, he got one telephone call and made two. The one he got was from a Chicago pay station. Then he called your hotel. You weren’t there, and nobody knew where you were. Nobody knew when you’d be back. He finally located that black-haired secretary of yours. She didn’t know where you were, either, but he told her to start looking for you and he’d call her again as soon as he got to Chicago. He didn’t get to Chicago.”

“That last statement,” Malone said, starting to unwrap a fresh cigar, “is the only dramatic touch to a very dull story.”

Von Flanagan’s broad face began to turn purple.

“Why the hell,” the little lawyer went on, as much to himself as to von Flanagan, “did Garrity want to see me, and why was he in such a hurry that he got my secretary out of bed to look for me, and started driving here in the middle of the night?”

“I came up here to ask you that,” von Flanagan said.

“And I don’t know,” Malone said, “The last time I saw Garrity was at a testimonial banquet for Butts O’Hare, two years ago. I never knew him very well, and the closest I ever had to having any business dealings with him was when I got a couple of traffic tickets fixed once for a cousin of his.”

“Well, damn it,” von Flanagan said, “he certainly was in a sweat to get in touch with you tonight. And that coming on top of Jesse Conway trying to leave a message for you—”

His eyes narrowed. “I don’t suppose you know anything about that, either?”

Malone did, but he felt this wasn’t the time to discuss it. He evaded the issue neatly by saying in a deeply earnest tone “If you find out why Conway wanted to reach me— what message he wanted to get to me—I wish you’d let me know.”

“If I ever do find out,” the big police officer said gloomily. “The trouble with my job is that people go clear out of their way to make it hard for me.” That launched him on the subject of his not having wanted to be a cop, and this time he went way back to the fact that he never would have been a cop, he’d have been an undertaker like he’d always intended to be, only somebody at the City Hall owed one of his relatives money. Every promotion he’d had during his twenty years on the force he’d looked on as an injustice and an injury.

“And another thing,” he said at last, “people do play jokes on the department, and it ain’t right. Like tonight.”

Jake, Helene, and Malone listened breathlessly.

“Some dame calls me up on the phone and says she’s Anna Marie St. Clair,” he said. “For a minute she really had me rattled. I’m not superstitious, y’understand, like some Irishmen I could name. But it sounded so much like her voice, it really—yeah, really had me rattled. Now that’s where my knowledge of psychology comes in handy.”

“I bet you knew immediately it was somebody playing a joke,” Helene said admiringly.

He beamed at her. “I just told myself I was tired and maybe been working too hard, and it did sound like the same voice, and so for a minute she darn near had me believing in ghosts. Especially since she’d called up to tell me Jesse Conway was dead.”

Malone signaled Jake with his eyes. Jake said, “That reminds me. When you called up before, you said you’d gone to where Jesse Conway’s body was supposed to be, and it wasn’t there. How do you know he’s dead?”

“I don’t know,” von Flanagan said. “It’s a deduction. Psychology and deduction, they go together like the Smith Brothers. There wasn’t a body, but there was blood on the rug where a body could of been. And Jesse Conway seems to have been missing since last night. So my theory is he’s been murdered, only I got to wait till his corpse turns up to prove it. Maybe it will, maybe it won’t. And one of my boys dug a .38 bullet out of one of the window frames.”

“I suppose you turned it over to ballistics right away,” Malone said casually.

“I did,” von Flanagan said. “It came out of the same gun that killed Garrity.” He rose. “I don’t like these murders. They’re mixed up with politics. Big Joe was an important guy. Tom McKeown is a big shot nowadays. He and Big Joe got Garrity his appointment, and his brother Bill is running some kind of a racket. And Big Joe got killed in a joint Bill runs.

Jake and Helene glanced at each other briefly. Malone relit his cigar.

“Brodie,” von Flanagan went on, “was mixed up with the whole bunch of ‘em, and for a while Brodie damn near ran this town. Still runs his ward. And Jesse Conway owed Brodie a hell of a lot of dough. I don’t like it. When politics and murder gets mixed up together, there’s likely to be trouble.”

He turned to Helene and said formally, “Thank you for your hospitality, Mrs. Justus.”

“It was a pleasure,” Helene murmured.

At the door the police officer paused, one hand on the knob. “You know,” he said thoughtfully, “I never believed that girl killed Big Joe.”

Malone jumped and said, “What?” Then, “You arrested her.”

“I know it,” von Flanagan said in an unhappy tone. “But I didn’t think so even then. Psychology again. Her story sounded so phony it didn’t seem reasonable anybody would make it up if she was guilty. But I couldn’t do anything about it. After I made the pinch, it was out of my hands.”

“Don’t worry about it,” Helene said. “It wasn’t your fault.”

“I know it. But—well, there was another thing. All the time it seemed to me there was something proved her story was on the up and up. Only I never could quite figure what it was. Couple dozen times it seemed like I almost had my finger on it. Maybe if I had—”

He sighed deeply and said, “Well, good night. And you, Malone, if any more guys get murdered on their way to see you or while they’re talking about you, I’m going to run you in.”

After he’d gone, Jake said, “That was all very interesting. Who shall Anna Marie haunt now, Tom McKeown, Bill McKeown, or Brodie?”

“I vote for von Flanagan, Malone growled. Him and his cracks about superstitious Irishmen!” He added in a milder tone, “That’s a funny thing—his talking about something that would have proved Anna Marie was innocent. Because I’ve had the same feeling all along, and I can’t quite figure out what it is, either.”

“I can,” Helene said serenely. “I can, and I have.”

While they stared at her, she rapped lightly on the bedroom door, then opened it. Anna Marie had been curled up, half dozing. She rose, stretched like a sleepy kitten, and smiled at them. Her smooth cheeks were pink.

“Look at her,” Helene said.

“I am looking at her,” Malone said. He almost added, “With all my heart.”

“Were you carrying a wrap—any kind of wrap—the night Big Joe was murdered?” Helene demanded.

Anna Marie shook her head, bewildered. “I wore just exactly what I have on now. And my hat and purse, of course.”

“Good,” Helene said. “Now, Malone, look at the way that skirt fits. Look at the way the jacket is cut, and the way it fits.”

“What is this,” Anna Marie asked, “a fashion show?”

“A fashion show,” Helene said grimly, “that should have been put on for the jury at your trial.”

Malone nodded. “I think I get the idea.” He looked at Anna Marie. “Turn around. All the way around.”

She pirouetted, half posing. The pale gray suit, close-fitting save for the very slight flare between her hip and her knee. The tiny pillbox hat with its floating pink veil. The pink and gold purse, just big enough to carry a compact, a small cigarette case, and money. Not much money.

“Yes,” he said, “I do get the idea.”

“But it took a woman to point it out,” Helene gloated. She smiled at Anna Marie. “The crazy fools. Where the devil did they think you carried the gun?”