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âGee, boss! Great! And say, I knows just de places. A friend of mine puts me wise to it. Leastways, I didnât know he was me friend, but I falls for him now. Itâs aâ ââ
âVery well, then. One moment, though.â
He went to the telephone. Before he had left New York on his travels, Arthur Mifflin had been living at an hotel near Washington Square. It was probable that he was still there. He called up the number. The night clerk was an old acquaintance of his.
âHullo, Dixon!â said Jimmy, âis that you? Iâm Pitt. Pitt. Yes. Iâm back. How did you guess? Yes, very pleasant, thanks. Has Mr. Mifflin come in yet? Gone to bed? Never mind, ring him up, will you? Thanks.â Presently the sleepy and outraged voice of Mr. Mifflin spoke at the other end of the line.
âWhatâs wrong? Who the devilâs that?â
âMy dear Arthur! Where you pick up such expressions I canât think. Not from me.â
âIs that you, Jimmy? What in the name ofâ ââ
âHeavens! what are you kicking about? The nightâs yet young. Arthur, touching that little arrangement we madeâ âcracking that crib, you know. Are you listening? Have you any objection to my taking an assistant along with me? I donât want to do anything contrary to our agreement, but thereâs a young fellow here whoâs anxious that I should let him come along and pick up a few hints. Heâs a professional all right. Not in our class, of course, but quite a fair rough workman. Heâ âArthur! Arthur! These are harsh words! Then am I to understand you have no objection? Very well. Only donât say later on that I didnât play fair. Good night.â
He hung up the receiver and turned to Spike.
âReady?â
âAinât youse goinâ to put on your gumshoes, boss?â
Jimmy frowned reflectively, as if there was something in what this novice suggested. He went into the bedroom, and returned wearing a pair of thin patent leather shoes.
Spike coughed tentatively.
âWonât youse need your gun?â he hazarded.
Jimmy gave a short laugh.
âI work with my brains, not guns,â he said. âLet us be going.â
There was a taxicab near by, as there always is in New York. Jimmy pushed Spike in.
The luxury of riding in a taxicab kept Spike dumb for several miles. At One Hundred and Fiftieth Street Jimmy stopped the cab and paid the driver, who took the money with that magnificently aloof air which characterizes the taxi-chauffeur. A lesser man might have displayed some curiosity about the ill-matched pair. The chauffeur, having lit a cigarette, drove off without any display of interest whatsoever. It might have been part of his ordinary duties to drive gentlemen in evening clothes and shock-headed youths in particoloured sweaters about the city at three oâclock in the morning.
âWe will now,â said Jimmy, âstroll on and prospect. It might excite comment if we drove up to the door. It is up to you, Spike. Lead me to this house you mentioned.â
They walked on, striking eastward out of Broadway. It caused Jimmy some surprise to find that much-enduring thoroughfare extended as far as this. It had never occurred to him before to ascertain what Broadway did with itself beyond Times Square. He had spent much of his time abroad, in cities where a street changes its name every hundred yards or so without any apparent reason.
It was darker now that they had moved from the centre of things, but it was still far too light for Jimmyâs tastes. He was content, however, to leave matters entirely in his companionâs charge. Spike probably had his method for evading publicity on these occasions.
Spike, meanwhile, plodded steadily onwards. Block after block he passed, until finally the houses began to be more scattered.
At length he stopped outside a fair-sized detached house. As he did so a single raindrop descended with a splash on the nape of Jimmyâs neck. In another moment the shower had begunâ âjerkily at first, then, as if warming to its work, with the quiet persistence of a shower-bath.
âDis is de place, boss,â said Spike.
From a burglarâs point of view it was an admirable house. It had no porch, but there was a handy window only a few feet from the ground. Spike pulled from his pocket a small bottle and a piece of coarse paper.
âWhatâs that?â inquired Jimmy.
âTreacle, boss,â said Spike deferentially.
He poured the contents of the bottle onto the paper, which he pressed firmly against the windowpane. Then, drawing out a short steel instrument, he gave the paper a sharp tap. The glass beneath broke, though the sound was almost inaudible. The paper came away with the glass attached, then Spike inserting his hand in the opening, shot back the catch and softly pushed up the window.
âElementary,â said Jimmy; âelementary, but quite neat.â
There was now a shutter to be negotiated. This took longer, but in the end Spikeâs persuasive methods prevailed.
Jimmy became quite cordial.
âYou have been well grounded, Spike,â he said. âAnd, after all, that is half the battle. The advice I give to every novice is âLearn to walk before you try to run.â Master the A.B.C. of the craft first. With a little careful coaching you will do. Just so. Pop in.â
Spike climbed cautiously over the sill, followed by Jimmy. The latter struck a match and found the electric light switch. They were in a parlour furnished and decorated with surprising taste. Jimmy had expected the usual hideousness,
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