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visit to the tailor, requesting him to make me more clothes, the fellow hummed and haā€™d, and had the impudence to ask payment for those already supplied: on which, telling him I should withdraw my custom from him, I abruptly left him. The goldsmith too (a rascal Jew) declined to let me take a gold chain to which I had a fancy; and I felt now, for the first time, in some perplexity. To add to it, one of the young gentlemen who frequented Mr. Fitzsimonsā€™s boardinghouse had received from me, in the way of play, an I.O.U. for eighteen pounds (which I lost to him at piquet), and which, owing Mr. Curbyn, the livery-stable keeper, a bill, he passed into that personā€™s hands. Fancy my rage and astonishment, then, on going for my mare, to find that he positively refused to let me have her out of the stable, except under payment of my promissory note! It was in vain that I offered him his choice of four notes that I had in my pocketā ā€”one of Fitzsimonsā€™s for Ā£20, one of Counsellor Mulliganā€™s, and so forth; the dealer, who was a Yorkshireman, shook his head, and laughed at every one of them; and said, ā€œI tell you what, Master Redmond, you appear a young fellow of birth and fortune, and let me whisper in your ear that you have fallen into very bad handsā ā€”itā€™s a regular gang of swindlers; and a gentleman of your rank and quality should never be seen in such company. Go home: pack up your valise, pay the little trifle to me, mount your mare, and ride back again to your parentsā ā€”itā€™s the very best thing you can do.ā€

In a pretty nest of villains, indeed, was I plunged! It seemed as if all my misfortunes were to break on me at once; for, on going home and ascending to my bedroom in a disconsolate way, I found the Captain and his lady there before me, my valise open, my wardrobe lying on the ground, and my keys in the possession of the odious Fitzsimons. ā€œWhom have I been harbouring in my house?ā€ roared he, as I entered the apartment. ā€œWho are you, sirrah?ā€

ā€œSirrah! Sir,ā€ said I, ā€œI am as good a gentleman as any in Ireland.ā€

ā€œYouā€™re an impostor, young man: a schemer, a deceiver!ā€ shouted the Captain.

ā€œRepeat the words again, and I will run you through the body,ā€ replied I.

ā€œTut, tut! I can play at fencing as well as you, Mr. Redmond Barry. Ah! you change colour, do youā ā€”your secret is known, is it? You come like a viper into the bosom of innocent families; you represent yourself as the heir of my friends the Redmonds of Castle Redmond; I inthrojuice you to the nobility and genthry of this methropolisā€ (the Captainā€™s brogue was large, and his words, by preference, long); ā€œI take you to my tradesmen, who give you credit, and what do I find? That you have pawned the goods which you took up at their houses.ā€

ā€œI have given them my acceptances, sir,ā€ said I with a dignified air.

ā€œUnder what name, unhappy boyā ā€”under what name?ā€ screamed Mrs. Fitzsimons; and then, indeed, I remembered that I had signed the documents Barry Redmond instead of Redmond Barry: but what else could I do? Had not my mother desired me to take no other designation? After uttering a furious tirade against me, in which he spoke of the fatal discovery of my real name on my linenā ā€”of his misplaced confidence of affection, and the shame with which he should be obliged to meet his fashionable friends and confess that he had harboured a swindler, he gathered up the linen, clothes, silver toilet articles, and the rest of my gear, saying that he should step out that moment for an officer and give me up to the just revenge of the law.

During the first part of his speech, the thought of the imprudence of which I had been guilty, and the predicament in which I was plunged, had so puzzled and confounded me, that I had not uttered a word in reply to the fellowā€™s abuse, but had stood quite dumb before him. The sense of danger, however, at once roused me to action. ā€œHark ye, Mr. Fitzsimons,ā€ said I; ā€œI will tell you why I was obliged to alter my name: which is Barry, and the best name in Ireland. I changed it, sir, because, on the day before I came to Dublin, I killed a man in deadly combatā ā€”an Englishman, sir, and a captain in His Majestyā€™s service; and if you offer to let or hinder me in the slightest way, the same arm which destroyed him is ready to punish you; and by Heaven, sir, you or I donā€™t leave this room alive!ā€

So saying, I drew my sword like lightning, and giving a ā€œha! ha!ā€ and a stamp with my foot, lunged within an inch of Fitzsimonsā€™s heart, who started back and turned deadly pale, while his wife, with a scream, flung herself between us.

ā€œDearest Redmond,ā€ she cried, ā€œbe pacified. Fitzsimons, you donā€™t want the poor childā€™s blood. Let him escapeā ā€”in Heavenā€™s name let him go.ā€

ā€œHe may go hang for me,ā€ said Fitzsimons sulkily; ā€œand heā€™d better be off quickly, too, for the jeweller and the tailor have called once, and will be here again before long. It was Moses the pawnbroker that peached: I had the news from him myself.ā€ By which I conclude that Mr. Fitzsimons had been with the new laced frock-coat which he procured from the merchant tailor on the day when the latter first gave me credit.

What was the end of our conversation? Where was now a home for the descendant of the Barrys? Home was shut to me by my misfortune in the duel. I was expelled from Dublin by a persecution occasioned, I must confess, by my own imprudence. I had no time to wait and choose: no place of refuge to fly to. Fitzsimons, after his abuse of me, left the

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