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people. The ringmaster couldnā€™t ever say a word to him but he was back at him quick as a wink with the funniest things a body ever said; and how he ever could think of so many of them, and so sudden and so pat, was what I couldnā€™t noway understand. Why, I couldnā€™t a thought of them in a year. And by and by a drunk man tried to get into the ringā ā€”said he wanted to ride; said he could ride as well as anybody that ever was. They argued and tried to keep him out, but he wouldnā€™t listen, and the whole show come to a standstill. Then the people begun to holler at him and make fun of him, and that made him mad, and he begun to rip and tear; so that stirred up the people, and a lot of men begun to pile down off of the benches and swarm towards the ring, saying, ā€œKnock him down! throw him out!ā€ and one or two women begun to scream. So, then, the ringmaster he made a little speech, and said he hoped there wouldnā€™t be no disturbance, and if the man would promise he wouldnā€™t make no more trouble he would let him ride if he thought he could stay on the horse. So everybody laughed and said all right, and the man got on. The minute he was on, the horse begun to rip and tear and jump and cavort around, with two circus men hanging on to his bridle trying to hold him, and the drunk man hanging on to his neck, and his heels flying in the air every jump, and the whole crowd of people standing up shouting and laughing till tears rolled down. And at last, sure enough, all the circus men could do, the horse broke loose, and away he went like the very nation, round and round the ring, with that sot laying down on him and hanging to his neck, with first one leg hanging most to the ground on one side, and then tā€™other one on tā€™other side, and the people just crazy. It warnā€™t funny to me, though; I was all of a tremble to see his danger. But pretty soon he struggled up astraddle and grabbed the bridle, a-reeling this way and that; and the next minute he sprung up and dropped the bridle and stood! and the horse a-going like a house afire too. He just stood up there, a-sailing around as easy and comfortable as if he warnā€™t ever drunk in his lifeā ā€”and then he begun to pull off his clothes and sling them. He shed them so thick they kind of clogged up the air, and altogether he shed seventeen suits. And, then, there he was, slim and handsome, and dressed the gaudiest and prettiest you ever saw, and he lit into that horse with his whip and made him fairly humā ā€”and finally skipped off, and made his bow and danced off to the dressing-room, and everybody just a-howling with pleasure and astonishment.

Then the ringmaster he see how he had been fooled, and he was the sickest ringmaster you ever see, I reckon. Why, it was one of his own men! He had got up that joke all out of his own head, and never let on to nobody. Well, I felt sheepish enough to be took in so, but I wouldnā€™t a been in that ringmasterā€™s place, not for a thousand dollars. I donā€™t know; there may be bullier circuses than what that one was, but I never struck them yet. Anyways, it was plenty good enough for me; and wherever I run across it, it can have all of my custom every time.

Well, that night we had our show; but there warnā€™t only about twelve people thereā ā€”just enough to pay expenses. And they laughed all the time, and that made the duke mad; and everybody left, anyway, before the show was over, but one boy which was asleep. So the duke said these Arkansaw lunkheads couldnā€™t come up to Shakespeare; what they wanted was low comedyā ā€”and maybe something ruther worse than low comedy, he reckoned. He said he could size their style. So next morning he got some big sheets of wrapping paper and some black paint, and drawed off some handbills, and stuck them up all over the village. The bills said:

At the court house!
For 3 nights only!
The World-Renowned Tragedians
David Garrick the Younger!
and
Edmund Kean the Elder!
Of the London and Continental
Theatres
,
In their Thrilling Tragedy of
The Kingā€™s Camelopard
or
The Royal Nonesuch!!!
Admission 50 cents.

Then at the bottom was the biggest line of allā ā€”which said:

Ladies and children not admitted.

ā€œThere,ā€ says he, ā€œif that line donā€™t fetch them, I donā€™t know Arkansaw!ā€

XXIII

Well, all day him and the king was hard at it, rigging up a stage and a curtain and a row of candles for footlights; and that night the house was jam full of men in no time. When the place couldnā€™t hold no more, the duke he quit tending door and went around the back way and come on to the stage and stood up before the curtain and made a little speech, and praised up this tragedy, and said it was the most thrillingest one that ever was; and so he went on a-bragging about the tragedy, and about Edmund Kean the Elder, which was to play the main principal part in it; and at last when heā€™d got everybodyā€™s expectations up high enough, he rolled up the curtain, and the next minute the king come a-prancing out on all fours, naked; and he was painted all over, ring-streaked-and-striped, all sorts of colors, as splendid as a rainbow. Andā ā€”but never mind the rest of his outfit; it was just wild, but it was awful funny. The people most killed themselves laughing; and when the king got done capering and capered off behind the scenes, they roared and clapped and stormed and haw-hawed till he

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