Humor Me by Ashley (knowledgeable books to read .txt) 📖

"You make me sick." I yelled sticking my nose up in disgust.

"You make me wanna barf." Aaden replied pointing his finger to his throat.

"Well you look like a retarted clown!"

"..That makes no sense at all."

"Well your face makes no sense...at all"

Aaden didn't say anything after that, he just stood there looking at me dumbly..the silence was kinda bugging me so I broke it with a, "Do I have someting on my face??" He didn't reply, just keep his gaze on me.

I put my hand in front of his face moving it back and forth. "Aaaadeeeennn, anyone there?" Still nothing, and the quietness was driving me insane now.
I burped. Still nothing. I started singing and hoping on one leg, but he still said nothing just started.

Six minutes had alreay gone by and still nothing. "Hey, aaden, what are you looking at? I want to know." I leaned in closer to get a better look at his face. His crystal clear blue eyes were still. I tried once more to get his attention, "Aad-" I couldn't speak because I had been cut off, I couldn't breath, probably couldn't move even if I wanted to either because I felt like I was stuk to the floor, because at that moment, aaden kissed me.

Chapter One

*Five Years Later*

"Hold on sister, that boy's mine!" I licked the purple lipgloss off of my lips, watching Madison flip threw this weeks new magazine, fighting me over a boy who most likely didn't know she exsisted. I kicked my feet up on her desk, "Oh come on, Madison," I chuckled exaggerating the words just a bit, "That dude is so

not boy material." Madison snapped her head in my direction so fast that I thought it was going to fly off! She curled her lips, twisting her finger in the mass of her curly blonde hair, "Emma, Emma, Emma." She said...a little TOO much, "Jerrat Coldman, is only the hottest, most coolest boy that has ever walked THIS EARTH."

I starred at her dumbfounded. Jerrat Coldman was a movie actor that only got his name out there because he played in those spappy vampire love movies..Not that he wasn't a good actor, I just wasn't into him like she was. I came out of my trance of talking to myself

to see madison waiting for a reply.

I held up my hands in fake defeat, "Ooookay, Jerrat Coldman is the hottest boy that has-" "Don't forget coolest!" She cut me off, I grumbled, "And

the most coolest boy that has ever walked this earth, I should be happy that I even get to walk on the same earth as him." I kneeled down and kissed the floor to make her mad. Also getting dust and dirt stuck on my lips in the process, but it was worth it, sooo worth it when I saw Madisons' face. Priceless

"Ugh, whatever," She huffed,"See you tomorrow." And with that, the final bell rang and all of the chubby little kids ran outside glad that the day was over. Wait. Did I say chubby? I actually meant..Okay, I meant chubby. I mean, come on. There's nothing more entertaining than watching the little seventh graders rush to their buses, and falling. It left a smile on my face. maybe i'm a bad person?

Oh well!

* * * * * *

When the bus finally arrived at my house I felt so tired, all I wanted to do was sleep for the rest of the day, and it was only 3:28. I walked inside, threw my bag down on the couch and headed up stairs. I was so ready to get in my bed that it wasn't even funny. I was doing my happy dance all the way up the stairs, but that was until I heard something or..someone in my room.

I slowly pushed open the door peeking threw to see a tall boy staring at the pictures on my night stand. He was completly unaware of my presence, so I tipped toed into the room and then darted for the boy and jumped onto his back tackling to the floor. The boy let out a oomph!

"Who are you and what are you doing in my house?!" I questioned pushing his face furthe into my carpet. "Mhm" "What?" "Mhmm!" "Wh-" But before I could fishish the boy had turned the tables and now I was the one on the floor, under him. Dang it.

He looked down at me, deep green eyes, and brown shaggy hair. "Are you a madwoman now?" He snapped, which knocked me out of my trance. I choked a little, frightened by his tone. "Well, what do you expect breaking into somone's house like that! And what do you mean by 'Now?' " The boy chuckled and stood up streching out a hand for me to grab on to. I started at it, unsure of wheather or not this was some kind of joke.

He narrowed his eyes, "It's not going to bite you, now grab it." He ordered, and so I grabbed onto his arm, finally off the ground. I brushed myself off, still not losing eye contact with him. Who was he? And what was he doing in my house..

The boy must have sensed that I was still on the verge of having him back on the ground, so he opened his mouth, "You don't remember?" "Remember what?" The boy looked down, and back up, "You don't remember me?" I looked at him closer, analyzing everything. His eyes, nose, hair..height. Wait. I thought, and then sighed. "Aaden?" I answered holding my hand on my head, like I had the headache of a lifetime, "What are you doing here?"

Aaden held his hand over his heart, "Whoa. That hurt. Not happy to see me, Emma?" "Well, I would be if you would have told me you were coming," I flipped him the finger, "It's been five years, Aaden, and you never contacted me or even tried to leave a letter, so why now?" I asked feeling a bit disappointed. I didn't want to act like a jerk,I was actually screaming inside about how happy I was that he was back but I just felt like he desevered it. He took off and left nothing behind, and didn't even bother to stay in touch whith me, or even tell me where he was going. He is such a-a...Jerkface

. I muttered under my breath.

Publication Date: 12-14-2012

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