Engaged to a Jerkface...and I have no say in it! by Icicles (ap literature book list .TXT) 📖

make-up until he shone…Ah, the possibilities were endless…
I took a quick shower in one of the guest rooms, which multiplied to over 100. However, I forgot to grab clean clothes from my closet, so I sent Carla. I specifically notified her that I wanted some lingerie. She looked at me funny until I told her I wanted to tease Jake. She got it instantly, a grin brightening her face. She rushed out and came back just as quickly. I slipped into the stringy, lacey crap, my hand getting stuck in some of the loops. But, at last, I finished, glancing at the mirror. Holy crap, I looked like a total slut. Maybe Jake was right after all. NOT. This was just a tease. Obviously.
I hurried out of the room, after getting Carla’s approval. J She said that Jake’s eyes would probably pop out of their sockets. I sure hope so, after going through this stringy mess. I was excitedly jumpy, my legs skipping every 3 steps. Boy, I must really want to show my chest to Jake. Ha, note the sarcasm.
I grasped the knob with my hand, turning it gently before flinging it open. It was dark. And no one was in there. But being the curious me, I crept inside anyway. Suddenly the air moved and I was being swung up in the air. I screamed, before a rough hand cut it off. I landed on the bed, still frightened. I looked up at my kidnapper’s face. It was Jake. AH! His hands were on both sides of me. He looked surprised, as his eyes roamed my body. Jake’s eyes got this hungry glint in his eyes. Mixed with lust, maybe? It was hard to tell, since the entire room was dark.
“Let go of me, you bastard!” This was like Bella and Edward in his room all over again.
“Only if you agree to sleep in my room tonight,” he said smoothly, with a hint of seduction.
“No way, I can stay in this position as long as you want, but I’ll never agree to sleep with you!”
He shrugged, before a new spark enlightened his eyes. “Are you ticklish?” Oh god, no! I’m super ticklish, everywhere! And that was not helping me right now! I shook my head, but he saw through that lie like someone looks through glass. His fingers lightly ran up my arms, while his other hand roamed my stomach. I hitched up, giggles bursting through my lips.
“Say it…come on, this could all stop if you just relented!” Jake said. That traitor, I’ll never say so! This was blackmail! I shook my head back and forth, laughing and hiccupping, out of breath. Oh god, I’m going to pee my pants if he continues!
“Ok…ok, fine, I’ll sleep with you tonight,” I said between gasps. He hands stopped and hovered over my skin. “If you let go of me…NOW!” He withdrew his hands from me, his smile barely covering the triumph of his win. “…And if you keep your hands to yourself.”
“Ah, baby, but that’s the best part!” He pretended to pout for a few seconds, glancing at me.
“Well, that sucks for you. No groping, got it?” I looked sternly at him. He just nodded a few times before brightening. Weirdo.
We both got into bed, after Jake turned off the light. I glared at him as he got in. Bastard, I’ll get him tomorrow. And when I do, he’ll wish he were never born.

-BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP

I rolled over, before hitting something solid. My mind cleared, leaving bits of drowsiness draining deep. I tried to sit up quickly, before realizing I couldn’t. I opened my eyes, before my gaze fell on the arms that encircled my waist. Jake! I told him to keep his hands to himself. And did he obey? Not entirely, so he’d have to pay! J
I briskly got up from the comfy bed, strolling into my mega-huge closet, filled with countless preppy clothing. Ugh, I need to go shopping by myself sometime…SOON!
I finished dressing, after finding a black v-neck, and dark blue skinny jeans. It was the closest thing to decent in my account. I leaped down the stairs 2 at a time, leaping at the end. I landed, once again, with full balance. Pretty awesome, for me at least. I rushed into the kitchen where Carla was helping an elderly cook with any needs. She greeted me and introduced the cook as ‘Shelly’. I nodded at them both, then asked for two cups of water. Once freezing, the other hot. This was going to be hilarious!
I ran up the stairs as fast as I could without spilling the water. I just couldn’t wait to see his face. I grasped the doorknob and slowly eased my way into the silent bedroom. Jake was still asleep, sprawled across the bed. The clock on the nightstand blinked 5:00 am at me. I scrambled over to the bed and slowly edged the cups over. First the hot water: Three, two, one—
“AHHHH, WHAT THE HELL?” Jake’s eyes fluttered wide open, as I stifled my laughter, unsuccessfully. I gently tipped the freezing water onto him, draining him from head to toe. His face was hilarious, as he twitched from the cold. I grinned at him playfully, as he eyed me murderously. I took one look at his face and made a run for it. I heard him flinging the covers aside and his footsteps after me. Holey crap, this guy was fast. I’d never be able to outrun him! I rushed down the 2 staircases as fast as I could without tripping over my nightgown. Jake was slowly gaining on me; I could hear his breath coming out heavily. This guy was in shape! I was just reaching the bottom stair, when a flying impact hit me full on. I fell onto the ground, with a brick on top of me. Jake.
“Dude, get off. You way a ton. What’d you do, eat a brick this morning?” I glared at him, his body mashed against mine. He just grinned sarcastically.
“Actually, I didn’t really have breakfast this morning. Maybe I would have, if someone hadn’t woken me up at 5 in the morning with water!” He replied. I struggled underneath him. God, this guy weighed a ton! I couldn’t even get my hand from under him.
“Well, maybe you should have thought of that before forcing me to sleep with you last night!”
“Hey, baby, if you hadn’t wanted me to sleep with you, why’d you wear all that lacey stuff? It seemed like you really wanted me!”
“Ha, ha, in your dreams. It’s called a tease, stupid. Do you honestly think—”
“I know so, so stop trying to dismiss it. You know that in your heart there’s a fire blazing for me. Come on, babe, just admit it!”
“Never! Let go of me!”
“Not until I get the kiss I deserve.”
“Your deserve no kiss, you blackmailing bastard!”
“Then I’m not getting up. I’m fairly comfortable in this position.”
“Arg, Jake! Well, I’m not! As you might have noticed, you’re squishing me slightly!”
“Which side hurts? Front or back?”
"Shut up, don't talk to me, you perverted meanie!"
“No one uses the word 'meanie' anymore, sissy!”
"Look who's talkin' now!"
"Hey, look at this from my point of view...you're stuck under your future husband, doesn't he at least deserve a little smooch?"

Oh, this retard! I’ll get you back!

...But I'll have to escape from him first...
Chapter Four

I breathed in heavily, then layered my voice, low and seductive.
“Jakey, you look so hot in your underwear.” He looked surprised for a moment, and then grinned cockily.
“So, honey, finally decided to listen to me?”
“Yes, I guess you’re just too irresistible.” Ha, as if! He was as resistible as a pig.
“How about the kiss?” His eyes looked hungry as they bore into mine.
“But sweetie, I’m not very comfortable kissing from my position.” He thought for a moment, then shifted his weight, so that I was practically on him! I locked away the thought of pushing myself away from him. Instead I moved closer and closer…our lips were barely an inch apart, when I abruptly stood up and ran for it. I saw his eyes flash open as he watched me scamper away.
“AW, DAMN YOU, TORI! YOU GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW, OR YOU’LL REGRET IT!” I smiled to myself. Then I hollered over my shoulder, “If you can catch me!” I heard him get up, and I pumped my legs harder, willing them to go faster. I ran into Carla’s maid room. She was on her laptop, listening to music. She jumped at the sight of me. I slammed the door shut and locked it.
Before long, I heard Jake rushing to it. He knocked on the door, rapping it hard. He yelled from behind the door, “Tori, I know you’re in there! You’d better come out right now or—”
“Or what? Huh, retard? I’m going to stay here as long as I want, no matter what you do!” It was silent for a moment, then—
“Carla, this is Jake. You’d better open this door, or you’re fired!” Carla gaped at me, her eyes huge, asking me what to do.
I sighed, “Fine, Jake. You win. But you better not gloat about for too long.” I slowly unlocked the door and stepped out. Jake was glaring at me with his glistening green eyes. I gulped. “I know, I know—”
“Save it for someone who cares.” With that, he strolled down the hallway and out of my sight. I sighed, getting depressed. I didn’t mean to hurt his feelings. This guy probably never had his feelings hurt before, Mr. RichyRich.
Another maid, Emma, came to me, while I was going up the stairs and informed me, "The master says you'll be leaving soon for school, so you'd better tidy up. Actually, miss, his exact words were, 'Tell that bitch that she'd better get dressed, otherwise I will go and beat the shit out of her!" She smiled at me, her eyes crinkling at the corners, to ensure me that she was completely on my side. I laughed at her, but my stomach ached. Sure, now Jake won't even talk to me face-to-face. How rude! I can’t believe I’m marrying him! Life’s unfair. I reached my bedroom, and peeked inside, making sure Mr. Grumpy was inside. He wasn’t, so I ran into the bathroom and brushed my teeth. I combed my hair, which was a complete curly mess, so I pulled it into a high pony. Ah, much better!
I went down the stairs where Carla was waiting, holding my backpack and jacket. I thanked her, but right before I left, something hit me. “Carla…aren’t you going to school too?” She sighed and silently shook her head. I didn’t want to pry but I was insanely curious, this girl seemed younger than me! “Why…?”
She took a deep breath before answering, “My