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I’ve got one of them boarding with me at home. His best friend is a dog.”

“Uh-huh,” Van Doren said. “I’m buying that one. A spaceship. Was Elvis there with Jim Morrison and Tupac Shakur?”

“Of course not,” I said. “That’s just plain silly.”

“Right. I don’t mind if you don’t tell me, Tom,” Van Doren said. “Just don’t expect me not to follow it up. Something’s going on and I’m going to find it out. I work for a shitty magazine, but I’m not a shitty journalist. I’m actually good at what I do, whatever you might think.”

“If you’re so good, how come you did such a bad job of tailing me just now?”

“Oh, that,” Van Doren said, smiling again “I’m just a really bad driver.”

I pulled over. Van Doren looked around. “Where are we?”

“The place where you get out of my car,” I said.

“You’re just going to leave me here?” he asked.

“Well, you didn’t think I’d actually take you where I was going, did you?” I said.

“Man,” Van Doren said. “You’re just plain evil.” He got out of the car, then turned around and held onto the door for a minute. “By the way, Tom. There are no sulfur spas around here. And your father is dead and your mother lives in Arizona, which would have made having dinner with them difficult in one case and impossible in the other. If there’s no story here, why did you start lying to me from the beginning?”

I didn’t answer. He closed the door, put his hands in his pockets, and walked away.

*****

Roland Lanois poked his head out of his office. “Sorry, Tom,” he said, “I ran a little late on that last one and I had to finish up some paperwork.”

“No problem,” I said. “I was running late myself. I had to drop someone off.”

“Well, then,” Roland said, opening his office door. “We’re both forgiven. Come into the sanctum, Tom.”

Roland Lanois, Montreal born, Eton and Oxford-educated, was cultured, sophisticated, witty, had great taste and an industry-wide reputation for being the most polite producer in the business. Most people who met him assumed he was gay. In fact, he cut a swath through his leading ladies like a harvester through a wheat field. Hollywood folks just aren’t used to heterosexual men having any sort of culture.

“Can I get you anything, Tom?” Roland said. “A drink? I was just sent a very nice 18-year old Glenlivet from Ellen Merlow’s people. I’d be honored if you’d help me break it in.”

“Thanks,” I said, settling on Roland’s couch. “Neat, please. With a touch of water, if you would.”

“Ah,” Roland said, cracking open the bottle. “A man of refinement. I have some Evian that should do the job. Ideally, of course, you’d have a bit of the water that the scotch is made from, but we must make do. Anyway, most people in this town put ice in their scotch. Savage, really.” Roland poured the scotch.

“Why did Ellen’s people send you the scotch?” I asked.

“Oh, come now, Tom,” Roland said, glancing over with a slight smile. “You wouldn’t be here if you didn’t already know that Ellen’s dropped out of Hard Memories. It appears she’s going to be taking on a more regular — and lucrative — gig on television.” Roland said television like it hurt his teeth to form the word.

“I hope you know I am sorry to hear about that. She would have been great for the role.”

“Yes, indeed,” Roland has gotten out the Evian and was delicately administering a drop to both our glasses, “she was perfect. Brilliant actress of course, the right age, and she appeals to the core audience we were going for. But she’s going through that divorce of hers, and it doesn’t look like her pre-nuptial is going to withstand scrutiny. She’s worried about whether her post-nuptial worth is going to allow her to maintain her lifestyle choices. A working horse farm apparently takes more money than you or I would suspect.”

Roland handed me the scotch and took a seat in the other side of the couch. “And as you know, we’re not working with a very large budget for Hard Memories. So she’s jumping ship to play a suburban mother whose butler is an alien. $250,000 an episode. NBC has committed to a 44-episode buy. She keeps her horse farm, and I’m left with my project’s arse hanging in the wind. Cheers.” Roland reached over to clink his glass. We sipped.

“Damn, that’s good scotch,” I said.

“Yes, quite good,” Roland said. “Which is why it was sent along to soften the blow. Oddly enough, it came along with a Hickory Farm sausage assortment. Strange, isn’t it? I suspect they have a new assistant over there who’s not quite used to how these things work. At least it didn’t come with one of those fruit baskets with a balloon and a stuffed animal. I think I might have killed myself.”

“Balloons aren’t that bad,” I said.

“No, it would be the stuffed animal that would send me over the edge,” Roland said. “Now, Tom. You didn’t come over to commiserate with me over my project, though you have been very gracious to do so to this point. What’s on your mind?”

“Well, I’ll get right to it,” I said. “I have a client who is very interested in pursuing the role Ellen Merlow’s vacated in Hard Memories. Michelle Beck.”

“Oh, yes, right,” Roland said. “She’s been calling here nearly every day, following up on it. Become quite good friends with my assistant Rajiv, in fact, up to the point where the poor lad is practically falling over himself to tell her all the things that are supposed to be production secrets. Really a problem, but you’re aware of the effect someone like Miss Beck will have on young males. He’s probably impressing the hell out of his old friends from university. I haven’t the will to fire him for it.”

“You’re a good man, Roland Lanois,” I said.

“Thank you, Tom. I don’t hear that nearly enough.” We clinked glasses again, and then Roland sat back, hand to his chin. He looked as if he was considering something weighty, and actually had the intellectual wherewithal to do it. “Tell me, Tom. What do you think of Michelle Beck for the part?”

“I guess that depends if you’re asking me as an agent or as a lover of film,” I said.

“Really,” Roland said, an amused glint in his eye. “I’d like to hear the agent response first.”

“She’d be great,” I said. “She’s hot, she’s a draw, she’ll absolutely guarantee you a $15 million opening weekend plus strong foreign openings.”

“And as a lover of film?”

“You’d have to be out of your mind to give her the role,” I said.

“Well,” Roland said, sounding impressed. “That’s something you’re not going to hear out of the mouth of every agent.”

I shrugged. “I’m not telling you anything you don’t already know,” I said. “And I’d look like an idiot if I said anything else.”

“What I find interesting,” Roland said, “is that you think I’d be mad to give her the role, and yet here you are, about to ask me to do just that. It’s a near-Orwellian example of doublethink. I’m fascinated to hear how you are going to reconcile the two.”

“There’s no need for reconciliation,” I said. “I think she’d probably be no good for the role. I’ll be honest about that. But — and here’s something you’re not going to hear an agent say much of, either — I could be wrong, and wrong in a big way. I can name you any number of actors and actresses that no one suspected would be able to take on a role, who have turned around and made it work. Sally Field was Gidget for years. Now she’s got two Oscars. Hell, Ellen Merlow’s first film role was a straight-to-video horror flick.”

“I didn’t know that,” Roland said.

“Blood City III: The Awakening,” I said. “It also features Ellen’s first and currently only nude scene.”

“Really. I’ll have to find that.”

“Now Ellen has two Oscars as well. My point here is, just because I think Michelle is wrong for the part, doesn’t mean she is.”

“All right, point noted,” Roland said. “But there is the complication of Miss Beck not being the right age or, let’s put this delicately as possible, having the right amount of intellectual stamina.”

“We have 40 year old actresses who move heaven and earth to make themselves look 25,” I said. “I think we have the cosmetic technology to go the other direction as well. We might have to reel back the age of the character half a decade or so, but that’s not going to make a real impact on the thrust of the story. As for the intellectual end, it may surprise you to know that Michelle has recently been reading Hannah Arendt.”

“It does surprise me,” Roland said.

“She and my assistant Miranda were discussing the book just this afternoon,” I said. I left out the part about Michelle mangling the title of the book.

Roland put his arm on the top of the couch and sipped his scotch, thoughtfully. Then he shook his head. “I’m sorry, Tom,” he said. “But I just have a very hard time seeing any way that Michelle Beck could work this role. I wouldn’t want to give it to her, just to have it be a fiasco for both her and me. You can see the position I’m in.”

“I’m not asking you to give her the role,” I said. “All I’m asking is that you give her a reading. If she flubs it, fine. But she’ll know she had a shot at it. She’ll know I made the effort for it. Knowing Michelle, it’ll make her work harder for the next thing that she does. And again: we could both be wrong about this. It couldn’t hurt to cover the bases. Roland, what’s the status of the movie right now?”

“It’s been pushed back, of course,” Roland said. “We were in the process of hiring crew and now we’ve had to let them all off. It’s damned inconvenient — I’m going to lose Januz, my cinematographer, to another project. Some child’s film. About primates.” He grimaced. “Those things never do well. I don’t know what he’s thinking.”

“Do you have any other actresses lined up?”

“Not any of the really good ones,” Roland said. “Once we selected Ellen, they all went off to other commitments. The earliest we’ll have any of our A-list choices open is nine months from now. We have some B-listers who could do it, but this isn’t the sort of film that will succeed without an established name.”

“Well, then,” I said. “You’ve got nothing to lose.”

Roland did his thoughtful thing again. “Even if Michelle confounded our expectations,” he said. “I don’t see how we could afford her. You know that the studios don’t throw any sort of money at all to these things.”

Inwardly, I did a victory dance. When a producer starts talking about money, it means he’s cleared off any philosophical problems he might have with your client. We were now moving through the final steps of the dance. Outwardly, of course, I showed no change in emotion. “Michelle’s not looking to do this picture for the paycheck,” I said. “I think that, should she confound us, we could come to an accommodation concerning salary.”

One more minute of the thoughtful thing. “All right, fine,” Roland said. “I don’t suppose it could hurt to give her a look. And if, God forbid, she pans out and we get this production on track, all the better. To tell you the truth, Tom, I was thinking of abandoning Hard Memories altogether for

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