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if you like what you see, I think we can work out an exclusive contract for your casting company. Work for you?”

“Hell, yes, Carl,” Bowen said. “Have them come up today around one. We’ll put the dog through the paces and I’ll get back to you by tomorrow morning. You know where my ranch is?”

“Valencia, if I’m not mistaken,” Carl said.

“Right you are,” Bowen said. “take the Magic Mountain exit, go left, and head into the hills for five miles. Can’t miss it. We’ll be looking forward to seeing them.” Carl and Bowen did their goodbye pleasantries and hung up.

“Yukon Territory? Whitehorse?” I said.

Carl smiled broadly. “I’d like to see anyone check up on that whopper,” he said.

*****

Al Bowen met us in the driveway of his ranch, clearly eager to meet Joshua. That is, until he saw him.

“This is the dog?” Bowen said, after we made our introductions. It was clear that he didn’t think Joshua was any great prize. But the same could be said of him; Al Bowen was one of those guys who looked like he had spent far too much of his life being a roadie for the Grateful Dead.

“That’s him,” I said. “He’s really more intelligent than he looks.”

“I hope so,” Bowen said, and knelt down. “He’s not a biter, is he?”

“Not that I know of,” I said.

Bowen held out his hand to let Joshua sniff him. Joshua declined. Bowen took hold of Joshua’s snout and took at look at his gums, then felt down Joshua’s body.

“How old is this dog?” He finally asked.

“Eight years, I think,” I said.

Bowen snorted. “He’s twice that if he’s a year, Tom,” he said, straightening up. “I have to tell you, if Carl hadn’t vouched for this animal, I’d turn you around right now. Come on, let’s go this way.” He led us past the ranch house, into the back.

“Nice place you’ve got here,” I said.

“Thanks,” Bowen said. “It’s nothing big, just a couple thousand acres. Family land, you know. Been in the family since the 1800s. Thought I might have to sell it in the 70s, but then I got my vet degree and started doing this. Pays the bills. Got quite a menagerie here — dogs, cats, pigs, horses, even some llamas. We had a herd of cattle we’d rent out for stampede scenes, but there’s not much call for that recently. Had to turn most of them into cat food.” We stopped at an enclosed yard that looked like an obstacle course.

“What is this?”

“Well, this is a training track,” Bowen said. “If we want to have an animal do something complicated, like run through a house and open a window, we’ll sort of create that here and run them through it until it gets hardwired into their brains. I figure that dog of yours has a repertoire of tricks. Tell me what they are, and we’ll set up the track and run him through a couple.”

“That’s not the way he was trained,” I said.

Bowen looked at me like I was a bad peyote flashback. “What do you mean?” he said.

“Well, as I understand it, he’s sort of trained the other way. Set up the track the way you want it, and tell him what to do, and he’ll do it.” I was making all this up, and this sounded reasonable to me.

But apparently it didn’t sound that way to Bowen. “Look, Tom,” he said. “I don’t know what fool chase Carl has you running, or if you’ve pulled a fast one on Carl. But every dog has to be trained for specific tasks. I love and respect dogs, but even the smartest ones can’t just be told to do something brand new and then do it. That’s just not the way their brains work.”

“Mr. Bowen, before you say it can’t be done, why don’t we try it first?” I said. “I think you’ll be surprised.”

Bowen looked irritated, and then he laughed. “Fine, then,” he said. “Give me a minute to prepare the track.” He went into the enclosed area and began moving things around.

“‘Is he a biter’,” Joshua said, under his breath. “I almost nipped off his nose, just for that one.”

“Behave yourself, Joshua,” I said. “You think you can handle this?”

“Deep in my bowels of my intellect, I have the knowledge necessary to pilot an interstellar spacecraft,” Joshua said. “I think I should be sufficiently competent to walk and jump.”

“No need to get testy,” I said.

“Sorry,” Joshua said. “Personally, I think I’m a fine dog. Remind me to pee on this guy’s shoes before we go.”

Bowen came back to our side of the enclosure and opened it to let us through.

“Let me walk you through this,” he said.

“You can just tell me,” I said. “That should be fine.”

Bowen smirked. “All right, then. Here’s what I want. I want your dog to leap over that plastic fence over there, come back around this way to this” — he motioned to a window with a shade on it — “and grab the blind string in his mouth to open the blind. Finally, I want him to go all the way back there” — He pointed to what looked like a kid’s playhouse — “there’s a doorbell button on the right side of the door that he should be able to press. Have him press it, turn around, sit, and bark back at us.”

“Is that all?” I said.

“Son,” Bowen said. “It would take the better part of a year for a dog to learn something this complicated. If your dog can get just one of these things on the first try, he qualifies as the smartest dog in the history of dogs.”

“Joshua,” I snapped my fingers as if to make him heel. He sauntered over and sat, looking at me. I pointed to the plastic fence.

“Jump!” I said. I then moved my arm over to the blind.

“Pull!” I said. I then moved my arm over to the playhouse doorbell.

“Press!” I said. I then made a spinning motion with my hand, and mimed my hand sitting.

“Bark!” I said.

Joshua shot me a look that clearly said, give me a fucking break.

“Go!” I said. He sprinted off.

“Mary mother of God in a lobster bib,” Al Bowen said, roughly twenty seconds later.

“I thought he was a little sloppy about the blinds,” I said. They were, in fact, slightly crooked.

“Listen,” Bowen said. “I’ve got a Mighty Dog commercial scheduled here for the day after tomorrow. Tell me you can make it.”

“Sure,” I said.

“We start shooting at 10:30,” Bowen said. “Try to be here by 7. This is smartest dog I’ve ever seen in my life, but he’s still going to need a lot of grooming work.” He shook his head and walked away.

Joshua walked up. “Well?” he said.

“You’re going to be in a Mighty Dog commercial,” I said.

“Well, all right, then,” Joshua said. “I would hate to be associated with anything that wasn’t 100% pure beef, you know.”

Chapter Thirteen

On September 1, 1939, Nazi Germany began World War II by bombing the hell out of the Polish capital of Warsaw. By September 27, the Germans were dipping their feet in the Vistula river, which bisects the city; shortly thereafter, the Jews of Warsaw were herded into the Warsaw Ghetto — 500,000 of them, initially, in an area roughly one mile square. In July of 1942, the Nazis began deporting the Jews en masse from the ghetto. Between July 22 and October 3, 300,000 were deported to the various concentration camps — Treblinka and Chelmno were the closest to the city of Warsaw — and exterminated. In April of 1943, the 40,000 or so Jews who remained in the ghetto were attacked by the Nazis. They fought back, heroically, for three weeks. And then nearly all of them were killed.

One who survived was Rachel Spiegelman. In pre-War times, Rachel and her family were well-to-do professionals; the daughter and granddaughter of physicians, Rachel herself had studied law and worked as the office manager of her husband’s law firm. In addition to Polish and Yiddish, she spoke German and English, and had even been to America as a child, to visit family members who had emigrated there. She was a daughter and wife of privilege, and the fall from having servants and summer homes to living six to a room in the ghetto was a long one.

And yet, inasmuch as one can in the circumstances, Rachel thrived. She was tough-minded and sensible — and also formidable. When the Nazis informed the ghetto residents that they were to form Jewish councils that would oversee housing, sanitation and manufacturing production, she forbade any member of her family from joining the councils, declaring that those who worked with the Germans were leading the rest to the slaughter. When her husband disobeyed her and served on a council, Rachel threw him out of the room that they shared with Rachel’s parents, her brother, and her brother’s wife.

She then organized her neighborhood to operate around the councils and clashed with them repeatedly over their edicts. With a young Pole who was rumored to be her lover, she operated a black market, somehow finding meat and sweets when the Germans allowed only turnips and beets to be sent into the ghetto. When the Nazis ordered the Jewish councils to find “volunteers” for deportation, Rachel , working desperately, found her neighbors work in armament plants or hid them, delaying but ultimately failing to stem the death flow out of the ghetto. She fought alongside the remaining Jews during the ghetto uprising for two weeks, one of the very few women left in the ghetto to do so; in the third week, against her better judgment, she attempted to escape the ghetto with her young Pole. They actually did it, only to be turned in by one the Pole’s “friends”. He was shot and killed; she was sent to Treblinka.

From April until the beginning of August, Rachel slaved in the camp; on August 3rd, it was decided that she was no longer needed. She was sent a mile up the road to Treblinka II, where the “bathhouses” were. These bathhouses were connected to huge diesel engines that pumped in carbon monoxide — deadly, but not very efficient. It typically took nearly a half hour before the hundreds crammed inside the “bathhouses” died. It was a long and terrifying death, and between 700,000 and 900,000 people died that way, in that camp.

On August 3rd, however, there were some surprising deaths at Treblinka II; namely, an SS officer and several guards. They were killed by some of the Jews who worked at the camp, performing the executions, excavating the corpses for gold teeth and other valuables, and transporting the bodies to mass graves. The Jews chose that day to attempt a revolt, and while it was not successful, over 200 Jews escaped the camp during the chaos. Rachel was one of them. Most of the escapees were eventually recaptured or killed. Rachel was not. Rachel went north, eventually finding passage to Sweden. After the war ended, she emigrated from there to the United States.

Rachel’s story would be remarkable enough if it had ended there. But it did not. Once Rachel arrived in the US, she was outraged to discover that her adopted country, the one that had fought for the freedom of Europe, was dealing with Black Americans like the Germans dealt with the Jews. Even some of the laws were effectively the same — No intermarriage, segregated schools and services, and violence either ignored or actively condoned by those whose job it was to keep the peace. “There are black shirts beneath those white

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