Siete minutos by Ismael Camacho Arango (the little red hen read aloud TXT) 📖

/> WOMAN
I want a triple wine.
Homer leaves the scene.
WOMAN
He’s an ignorant man with a heart of gold.
FAT PROFESSOR
He wants to support science.
WOMAN
We’ve talked about that. I’d prefer if someone helps me financially to bring up
Irwin.
THIN PROFESSOR
I want to find a vaccine against sin under his protection, as the present intravenous
one has a few side effects. It doesn’t vanquish the original sin.

FAT PROFESSOR
Under Homer’s protection I want to finish my Donald Duck encyclopaedia.
THIN PROFESSOR
That’s a literary work of the twentieth century. Nothing can compare with it.
FAT PROFESSOR
Thank you.
Homer comes in.
HOMER
I have just spoken with the helicopter Mr. wise men. Professor Greer and Fifi are
about to arrive.
A sailor calls Homer.
HOMER
Excuse me, but I have to get them now.
They’re all busy as Homer leaves. The thin professor is with the microscope, the fat professor reads his Donald Duck collections, while the woman combs her hair. They hear the noise of a helicopter.
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EXT. LUXURIOUS SHIP- NIGHT
Homer appears.
HOMER
Professor Greer came without his wife.
FAT PROFESSOR
They are on their honeymoon and perhaps he’s not jealous. Did he come alone?
HOMER
No, he brought a friend.
FAT PROFESSOR
Is it Fifi?
A forty year old man appears accompanied by a young man, wearing light blue jeans, long hair, and a miniskirt over his trousers. Fifi comes behind them wearing a short dress with a low cleavage. She kisses homer in the mouth.
PROFESSOR GREER
This must be a meeting of the seven wise men of Greece.
FAT PROFESSOR
And the eighth one has just arrived.
He looks at Fifi’s voluptuous body.
FAT PROFESSOR
You must be Fifi.
FIFI
I’m glad to meet you.
Fifi’s dress goes up as she hugs the little man while the thin professor looks through the microscope.
THIN PROFESSOR
I think the greatest financier of all times has just arrived.
HOMER
My dear professor Greer, make yourself at home, or in your own ship.
They hug each other. Mrs. Irwin kisses Greer while the young man fiddles with his earring. Then Fifi hugs Mrs. Irwin.