Siete minutos by Ismael Camacho Arango (the little red hen read aloud TXT) 📖

against his heart and then straightens his miniskirt.
Greer kisses him.
HOMER
Let’s drink to this couple’s happiness.
Fifi plays with his hair.
FIFI
What about our happiness?
She rests her head on his chest.
HOMER
We’ll talk about that later.
THIN PROFESSOR
I’ve finished with my observations for today.
The thin professor picks up his equipment and puts it in his bag, bowing in front of the needle before touching it.

INT. LUXUROUS YACHT- NIGHT
HOMER
We’re on our way to Gibraltar.
PROFESSOR GREER
Hurrah to our host.
EVERYBODY
Hurrah!
HOMER
Let’s see. The professors want coca cola and the lady wants dry wine but what
about you, Professor Greer?
PROFESSOR GREER
I want dry Jamaican rum.
HOMER
And what does Ferny want?
FERNY
I want sweet wine in rose water. Everything else gives me a headache.
PROFESSOR GREER
He’s as delicate as a flower.
HOMER
He looks like a plastic flower.
FERNY
I can’t drink anything strong. I have a weak stomach.
Homer turns to Fifi.

HOMER
Do you want gin and soda?
FIFI
Yes, and with a slice of lemon in it.
They all come to the table, except Ferny, who applies his makeup. Homer serves the coca colas while Professor Greer pours himself a large glass of rum. Fifi opens a bottle of gin.
THIN PROFESSOR
Professor Greer, don’t you feel sick with that drink?
FERNY
He’s a strong man. I adore him.
PROFESSORGREER
They’re bringing you a sweet wine, dissolved in water of yellow flowers.
FERNY
Thank you, my treasure.
HOMER
Professor Greer, we have here the best men of science. They’ll take charge of my
Philanthropic Foundation.
PROFESSOR GREER
Dear ladies and gentlemen, I’m an assessor of Homer’s financial business as he’s a
maestro of finances.
HOMER
Thank you. Professor Greer will explain the problem, so that you know what to do.
Professor Greer drinks his rum.
PROFESSOR GREER
Homer is an economic giant. We have decided to start the Philanthropic Society
to help the greatest men of science. You’ll get one million dollars a year for your
activities but we want to donate that money