How To Git Gud-A Guide To Being MLG by Swaggy Girl (RainbowDash) (top 10 novels of all time .txt) 📖

The Basics.

So you're all wondering... "How do I get Gud?" Well, the expert, R41nB0w D4sh, will teach you.

This is chapter one, so these are the basics..

 

Drink lots of Mt. Dew Stay up until 5AM Eat lots of doritos Read this whole book Listen to Austin Mahone Have sex three times a month.

Subscribe to this youtuber - C4k3F0rU [swaggy girl ] SOMETHING LIKE THAT!

 

 

Now the BronyPegasister stuff-

Watch all of the "My Little Pony" series. Watch the 1980's series. Watch MLP conspiracy theories. Look at MLG Rainbow Dashes Like Every MLP video on YouTube Follow every MLP fan on twitterinstagram Call Pinkie Pie a bitch DO NOT play the "Luna Games"!!! (SCARY AS HELL, NOT GUD) Comment on four Fluttershy videos. DO NOT watch "Cupcakes"! BECAUSE PINKIE PIE IS A DICK AND TORTURES ME!!!! Read this chapter while eating MLP gummies Wear Swag Rainbow Dash Shirts Wear "Pinkie Pie Is a Bitch" Pajamas Buy all that shit from Amazon or iTunes...or whatever Listen to Austin Mahone music while staring at Twilight. DON'T SUE ME BECAUSE I GOT TORTURED BY PINKIE BITCH That is the basics. The Professionals

 Alright, now that you did that shit, here is how to be MLG. (but u have 2 be Gud)

 

Have sex three times a month Be a bronypegasister Read MLP Watch MLP videos Subscribe to Rarity Kill Pinkie Pie Subscribe to Miranda sings Like all of Austin Mahone videos Eat doritos and drink mt.dew Smoke weed.(BE 18) IF YOU DO THIS WHEN UR UNDER..UR FUCKING FAULT Say 420blaze it Say "360N0sc0p3 Never EVER like Pinkie Pie U cant be MLG if ur single Say u love Rainbow dash ☆★ must be ♀ to like austin mahone must be ♂ to smoke weed Now

 now, ur MLG, and Gud. ONLY IF U DO THIS STUFF. :)

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Publication Date: 08-09-2015

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