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and he is awesome... she do it and she is looking like a piece of shit.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Note: She looks sexy (Pic: (1))... but (Pic: (2)) she looks awful.

 

 

 

Note:  Same here!

 

 

 

 

 

Note: Oh god... oh... god people are looking like of some type of shitty fuckers... and most of them don't have personality.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Note: Look it... look it.... it looks so ugly and so forced... and what's the joy of not being yourself?

 

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This Chapter is my favourite mainly because it talks more than it speaks!

 

 

 

 

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Note: SO this pics are all about... 2 people... the one is celebrity... the other one is Average Joe.

 

 

 

 

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Note: You know who is the "Average Joe" And Who is "Celebrity"... just take a look carefully into the photos and you will see.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Note: Even it's not perfect copy... look everything is so wrong.... it feels wrong and it tastes wrong.

 

 

 

Chapter 13.4 - Body (Part 2)

 

 

 

 

 

Note:  I will skip the part in which I put a throw up picture... but as for now... I feel like I am going to throw up... the second picture... is disgusting...

 

 

 

 

 

Note: Now Repeat after me "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die...", "I am going to die..."...

 

 

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and then "Of not being myself...",  "Of not being myself...", "Of not being myself...",  "Of not being myself...", "Of not being myself...",  "Of not being myself...", "Of not being myself...",  "Of not being myself...", "Of not being myself...",  "Of not being myself...", "Of not being myself...",  "Of not being myself...", "Of not being myself...",  "Of not being myself...", "Of not being myself...",  "Of not being myself...", "Of not being myself...",  "Of not being myself...", "Of not being myself...",  "Of not being myself...", "Of not being myself...",  "Of not being myself...", "Of not being myself...",  "Of not being myself...", "Of not being myself...",  "Of not being myself...", "Of not being myself...",  "Of not being myself...", "Of not being myself...",  "Of not being myself...", "Of not being myself...",  "Of not being myself...", "Of not being myself...",  "Of not being myself...", "Of not being myself...",  "Of not being myself...", "Of not being myself...",  "Of not being myself...", "Of not being myself...",  "Of not being myself...", "Of not being myself...",  "Of not being myself...", "Of not being myself...",  "Of not being myself...", "Of not being myself...",  "Of not being myself...", "Of not being myself...",  "Of not being myself...", "Of not being myself...",  "Of not being myself...", "Of not being myself...",  "Of not being myself...", "Of not being myself...",  "Of not being myself...", "Of not being myself...",  "Of not being myself...", "Of not being myself...",  "Of not being myself...", "Of not being myself...",  "Of not being myself...", "Of not being myself...",  "Of not being myself...", "Of not being myself...",  "Of not being myself...", "Of not being myself...",  "Of not being myself...", "Of not being myself...",  "Of not being myself...", "Of not being myself...",  "Of not being myself...", "Of not being myself...",  "Of not being myself...", ....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

P.S. - Please tell me... that you gonna die!?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Note: I can't stop my hatred... sorry... but I can't keep myself silent... I want to be silent... but this last photo takes the all cake...

 

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Look it... is she trying to be a boy... or she trying to be shemale.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lady Gaga And I Progressing Nicely At Paddle Board Yoga

 

 

 

 

Being A Model Is Harder Than You Think

 

 

 

 

Dear Hot Husband, Stop Acting Like You Love It

 

 

 

Privileged People Only Travel In Style

 

 

P.S. - Oh god... oh god... what's the idea of all this pics... to laugh... or to feel shame what humanity next is going to do!?

Note: Humans are smart... but that's what science and the bible says... and while I read articles I see with words written... but is it true?

 

 

 

Living The Dream

 

 

 

 

 

Real Love Is Perfect, Flawless, Acrobatic, Stylised, Timed And Photogenic

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chapter 13.5 - Body (Part 3)

 Blessed

 

 

 

 

You Guys Make Me Want To Hang My Head Out A Window And Scream 'Im Better Than Everyone!

 

 

 

 

F**k You Gravity

 

 

 

Note: So some pics... the double or the other photo of the person who tries to copy celebrity is trying to look hot... but the way the photo goes is that it gets shitty.

 

 

 

Us Aussies Know How To Keep It Nice. Am I Right?

 

 

 

 

 

Pull Your Hair. Put On A Full Length Jacket (If Budget Allows) And Fall In The Water

 

 

 

Put On A Gimp And Iron Man Mask And Lie In The Sand

 

 

 

 

Note: So... P.S. - I know HTML (How to Meet Ladies)

 

 

 

 

 

Hiking And Twerking, Obviously

 

 

Happy Easter! I Hope You All Have More Luck In The Easter Egg Hunt Than Kendall Jenner And I Did

 

 

Note: Copying others... ain't cool... people copy others to feel validated... to stop seeking validation and start getting accepted easy and faster.

 

 

 

Selfie Game Strong

 

 

 

 

Spoiler Alert - I'm On The Right!

 

 

 

When One Straw Is Never Enough

 

 

 

Note: That's how much idiotic all people look in other people faces.

 

 

 

 

Put Your Swimmers On. Get A Chicken. And Take A Photo

 

 

 

Gooood Morning Saturday!

 

 

P.S. - Ohh... ghh.... I can't keep my words... in my head... but such lady like the second one... THE UGLY BIATCH... IF I HAVE SUCH LADY IN MY HOME AND DOING SUCH STUFF.. I AM GOING TO STRANGLE HER.

 

 

 

 

 

Dude It's Wednesday, Chill

 

 

 

I Bet Kylie Jenner Is Gutted

 

 

 

 

 

Only One Ass Could Fit In The Bottom Pic

 

 

 

I Think This Makes Me 'Brave'

 

 

 

Accessorise Ladies, No Matter What Your Budget

 

 

 

 

Hitting The Shops Hard

 

 

Don't You Hate It When Your Doing Your Nails In And You Get A Cramp?

 

 

 

 

Bums. Balls. Boobs.

 

 

 

Class

 

 

 

 

Hygiene Is Big Business

 

 

 

 

 

Remember To Believe In Your Dreams

 

 

 

 

I Like To Drink Wine Then Pretend We Are Cats

 

 

 

Ah, The Pressures Of School Drop Off

 

 

 

This Is A Photo I'm Recreating Of Kourtney Kardashian. I'm Pretty Sure We Are Promoting Strength And Women's Empowerment. Not Just Sex, As I Originally Thought

 

 

 

P.S. - Here is some good Empowerment... your idiotic position... is the most dumbest decision you even have taken.

 

 

 

 

Rock. Thong. Sand. Photographer. Yoga

 

 

 

Where The Hell Is My Uber?

 

 

P.S. - Ohhh... god if I see that biatch on the right side... the ugly one... on the road... I will go with my car throw her...

 

oh god... god doesn't love you looks... speak more than matter!

 

 

 

 

Forgetting To Take My Makeup Off Before Going To Bed In My Million Dollar Mansion Is So Embarrassing That I Need To Document It With A Selfie

 

 

 

 

I'm So Relaxed You Guys. And Smart. Totally Smart

 

 

 

 

Help!

 

 

 

Note To Self - Try To Bend Oneself Into A Pretzel Before Devouring Butter Chicken

 

 

 

 

Note: And sing this song after me:

 

 

 

And I gonna die

Loonly and biachy

Lonely and biatchy

 

 

And I gonna die

Loonly and biachy

Lonely and biatchy

 

 

 

 

 

And I gonna die

Loonly and biachy

Lonely and biatchy

 

 

 

 

 

I am not sorry of not living my life
I love being others... because others are

validated... I want validation and getting accepted in masses.

 

I am not trying to be funny...

I am just trying to get in groups.

 

 

 

 

And I gonna die

Loonly and biachy

Lonely and biatchy

 

 

And I gonna die

Loonly and biachy

Lonely and biatchy

 

 

 

 

 

And I gonna die

Loonly and biachy

Lonely and biatchy

 

 

And I gonna die

Loonly and biachy

Lonely and biatchy

 

 

And I gonna die

Loonly and biachy

Lonely and biatchy

 

 

 

 

 

And I gonna die

Loonly and biachy

Lonely and biatchy

 

 

 

 

 

I am not sorry of not living my life
I love being others... because others are

validated... I want validation and getting accepted in masses.

 

I am not trying to be funny...

I am just trying to get in groups.

 

 

 

 

And I gonna die

Loonly and biachy

Lonely and biatchy

 

 

And I gonna die

Loonly and biachy

Lonely and biatchy

 

 

 

 

 

And I gonna die

Loonly and biachy

Lonely and biatchy

 

 

 

 

 

 

Relaxing And Being Sexy Is The Easiest Thing In The World

 

 

 

 

Matching Overpriced Lingerie. Love In Your Heart. Absurd Amount Of Cash In Back Pocket. Kiss Selfie To Show You Care

 

 

 

 

 

I Keep Falling Over

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 I Love My Glam Squad

 

 

 

 

Happy Birthday Kourtne Kardashian! May Your Day Be Filled With Post Workout Selfies And Tutorials On How To Eat A Kitkat

 

 

 

Ohh... great this journey... of seeking validation is over... let's toast it... Sip it up......

 

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A drink!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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