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It also can help to pick one part of your body, such as your hand or head, and āscan for various categories of sensation like temperature, tension or movement.ā
āAs you practice short intervals of allowing feelings, you will gradually broaden your window of tolerance to include bigger feelings for longer times.ā
4. Explore your feelings of emptiness.
Slight suggested exploring the below questions. We can do this while journaling, taking a walk or drinking a cup of tea, she said.
Have I been judging myself or comparing myself to others? Do I tell myself positive things? Or do I tend to notice failures or call myself ugly or stupid? Are my feelings being considered in my relationships, or am I minimizing what I am feeling? Am I actively tending to my physical and health needs? Have I turned toward behaviors or addictions to avoid my feelings? Am I focusing solely on the needs of another person or people? What am I trying to prove or win? Am I blaming myself or feeling guilt about things that are out of my control? Am I showing myself compassion like I would with a close friend or family member? Am I asserting myself in my decisions and respecting my personal opinions?
5. Commend yourself.
As kids, some of us used our lack of feelings to protect ourselves from being overwhelmed, Eder said. āIn that case, give yourself credit for coming up with a solution that worked when you were small and powerless.ā
Today, take your time letting in your feelings, she said. āYou have some catching up to do. And you donāt need to rush to override your old way of survival.ā
Feelings of emptiness can lead to distressing thoughts, such as ālife is not worth living,ā or āthere is no hope,ā Slight said. Again, therapy can help. It can help you explore the underlying causes of your feelings and āempower you to make your own decisions about how to implement positive changes.ā
Itās important to acknowledge and accept your feelings of emptiness. Itās important to be self-compassionate. āWhether you are experiencing difficult relationships, losses or feeling a lack of purpose or meaning, you are worthy of living a fulfilling and meaningful life,ā Slight said.
Chapter 10.1. - Example (Amy Schumer)
How to express?
How to talk?
Fuck, yeah! This is such a big night for you. but Iām celebrating. I finally just slept with my high-school crush. Right? Thank you. Thank you, but I swear, now he, like, expects me to go to his graduation. Like I know where Iām gonna be in three years, right? Iām like, āWhoa!ā Slow it down. Fucking kids, right? Fucking small kids. You look, like, upset. Like, I donāt fuck kids. Thatās a joke. Like, I would neverā¦ I shouldnāt say never. Thatās likeā¦ you donāt knowā¦ I feel like I just painted myself in a corner there. Butā¦ thatās not a good way to start.
This is a beautiful theater. I should be really grateful. I worked at a fish restaurant last week. Like, I did stand-up at a fish restaurant, just so you guys know. Thatās not a joke. People were, like, eating mussels, and they were just like, āCheckā. And I was like, āCan you just let me try and pursue my dream?ā And this place is so beautiful. I should have started off with something other than kid fucking. You guys are right. Start over. Class it up.
My momās a cunt. Hear me out. Go with me on this, you guys. I know, like, not everyoneās comfortable with that word. Half of you were like, āUgh,ā right? āNo, donāt say thatā. And the other half of you were like, āOh, my God. What a coincidenceā. āThat cunt should meet my cunt momā. I justā¦ I brought her to a soccer game ācause I wanted her to see what boundaries looked like, you know? I was like, āLook, stop wearing my clothesā. Ugh. Sheās always bragging about the dumbest stuff. The other day she was telling me, she was like, āYou know, I can still fit in my wedding dress,ā I was like, āOh, my God. Who cares?ā Right? I mean, it is weird that sheās the same size now as she was when she was eight months pregnant, but I justā¦ I donāt think braggingās cool. Are you okay? Youāre, like, choking. No? Are you allergic to talent? Hi. Hi. Iām just kidding. Are you okay, really? You need anything? Okay. Oh, God. I donāt need another death under my belt.
Speaking of me taking Plan āBā last week, Iā¦ I did. You knowā¦ you know what it is? There are some people hereā¦ itās the morning-after pill. I take it the night before ācause Iām smart. Butā¦ some people like toā¦ Iām with you good people. I believe birth begins at conception. So I just, like, beat that shit. Plan Bizzle. Whoās taken it? Whoās taken it? Thank you. Oh, sorry, a room of heroes. Everyoneās like, āEhā This place is old. Thereās probablyā¦ youāre probably being inseminated by the seats right now, letās be real. I did, I took it. Itās over theā¦
I went to my normal pharmacy. I walk in. The pharmacist is like, āHey, Ameā. Iām like, āPlease donāt call me a nicknameā. Heās like, āWhat do you want, Ambien?ā Iām like, āNo, Iām not addicted to that. āYou guys know that. I only take that when Iām drinkingā. Theyāre like, āWhat do you want?ā I was like, āPlan and they were likeā¦ they didnāt even hide it. They were like, āEw, you whoreā. I was like, āYou canātā¦ you canāt say thatā. Theyāre like, āYouāre gonna feel nauseousā. I was like, āUghā. I took it, I felt fine. I went to yoga. Iām like, āCan these people tell āIām, like, mid-aborsh right now? This isā¦ā This is not good. It was easy. They should call it Plan Thatās how I used it. Itās a great plan. Letās start with this one. Iā¦ I donātā¦ I donāt think thatās, like, adorable that I just took Plan Iām 31. Like, thatās not cute at all. Thatās cute when youāre, likeā¦ youāre, like, 21, right? You go, you sit on your momās bed, you cry, youāre like, āOh, the condom brokeā. Iām like, āThe what broke?ā āWhat now? Whatās this you speak of?ā I do, I still think Iām 20. Itās so gross. Like, every bar I go to, I show my I.D. Theyāre like, āNo, thatās okayā. Like, āWow, theyāre really relaxed here. āI hope they donāt get raided. This place, I donāt knowā.
P.S.: This is Genius
Wanna Know Ways to Make a Guy Go Away? 11 Ways Help!
Girls, letās face it. Guys suck at taking hints. I mean, how often has casually hinting him that you like him (or donāt like him) actually worked? Especially if youāre stuck with a guy who you thought was amazing, but turned out to be a dud later one. But hereās the thing ā no matter what you do, you simply canāt make him go away. Iād say you should simply say so to his face, but here are your responses:
1. I tried that. It didnāt work.
2. I really canāt be that heartless.
In either case, youāre desperate to know some helpful ways to make a guy go away. Well, youāve come to the right place!
How to Make a Guy Go Away, Really?
1. Drama Queen
You what guys canāt stand? Women who create unnecessary drama. And of course, women who include guys in that drama. Behave like a drama queen whenever youāre with him. Cry, shout, create a scene and blame him for the entire scenario whenever possible.
2. Dump all your problems on him
Another thing that most people dislike is being the dumping ground of someoneās worriers. Whenever he calls you and asks how your day was, just start wining about how your boss is a dick, your colleagues are always stealing credit, how youāre overworked and underpaidā¦and, you know the drill. Exaggerate all your lifeās problems and when he tries to be āniceā to you, scold him for not understanding your problems, and slam the phone down.
3. Tell him about your promiscuous past
It doesnāt matter how many guys you had sex with ā multiply that number with 10 and time and again, discuss their sexual escapades with your guy. Tell him how you were in a relationship with half of them just because of how hot they were and how unbelievable the sex was. Heās sure to feel like half a man when you continuously drill into his head what an awesome sex life youāve had. Or he might distance himself from you, thinking heās better off without a slut. Itās a very subtle, but powerful way of how to make a guy go away.
4. Be obnoxious
Act like a bitch, be self centered, make him do all your work for you (including carrying your shopping bags), shop for only the most expensive stuff, make him pay for everything and of course, flirt with guys right in front of him to make him feel not only humiliated, but unwanted by you.
You know, everything that a basic bitch does. Think Regina George.
5. Be boring
Whenever youāre with him, act disinterested, constantly check your phone, have little to no conversations with him. And when you do talk, make sure heās the one initiating the conversation, and youāre the one ending it. I mean, thereās only so much effort even the worldās most patient guy can put into a girl, before realizing heās wasting his time on her, right?
6. Set him up!
When it comes to how to make a guy go away, this might prove to be difficult, but if you have a solid bestie by your side, then youāre good to go. Especially if youāre uncomfortable dragging this dude yourself through the mud. Convince him that youāre not a good fit for him, but your bestie is. And once heās convinced, let your bestie act like a bitch in order to get rid of him from your life.
He may be a quality guy, but not right for you.
7. Diss his favs
Go to his social media accounts and check out his fav bands, musicians, soccer teams, actors and what not. And whenever you meet him, diss not only his favs, but call the fans of those actors and artists losers for having such poor taste. Itās sure to humiliate him, or anger him, or both. If an argument erupts, even better. Keep insisting that such fans are losers with no lives, and youāll basically be ending the relationship right there and then.
8. Bring in the ex
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