The life of Jake and Nessie by kaitlyn wallace (whitelam books txt) 📖

Baby on the way

"Morning" I said to Jake.
"Diddo" He said kissing me.
"Jacob stop it!"I stammered he knows when he's in troble because I use jacob instead of jake.
"What did I do?" He asked surprised as if he doesn't know what Im talking about.
"Morning sleepy heads" Seth said "Hey seth. Tell the pack to mett us at my family's house Jake and I have some news to tell everyone. K? I yawned sleeply.
"KK,"Seth Said."What is the news?!?"
"You'll have to wait till later on."I said
"Dang it!" He said with anxiously.
As I got up to get dress. Jake pulled me back down on to the bed and kissed me. then we started to make out. we made out a least 30 mins,or more.Next thing we know Uncle Emmet is standing in the door way and said"You to are worst than Edward and Bella."He said laughing.
"Emmett!!!" We both said at the same time,"Go!!!"

Emmett ran down stairs laughing and I got up and got dressed and ran down stairs and Jake came do just a few minutes after i came down,shirtless(as always). Aunt Alice hugged me and nearly crushed me. I had to catch my breathe.Then next thing I hear is the word mutt pops out of Aunt Roses mouth and all I hear is Jake say " It takes a mutt to know a mutt." Rose was pissed. I stood there smiling as soon as I realize what she was going to say. I said " Jacob Balck!" Uncle Emmett stood there laughing. Till Aunt Rose looked at him and he stopped.

All this whineing!

All of a sudden I'm being pulled out of the house and it was Leah and she begged and begged and begged and begged to tell her the news.
" tell me the news?" she said.
"No! you souldn't be impainet." I said.
"Why won't you tell me?" Leah said.
"You are going to wait till later. like everyone else!" I said.
"Fine!" Leah said.
She started to run and then she phased and ran off. I when back inside and Everyone just looked at me.
"What you looking at." I said.
"What was that all about?"Jake said.
"She was vampire napped. You fithy mutt!" Aunt Rose said.
"ROSLIE!!!!!!" I stammpered.
"Sorry. What do you see in this mutt." Aunt Rose wispered loud enough so that almost evryone could hear it.Jake took it as a joke.
Uncle Emmett had this look like he wanted to laugh,but Jake was the only one that did.Then rose looked at me and then all you heard was "Jacob"I tried to say,but I couldn't without laughing
"Sorry." Jake said

The good or bad news

Everyone left.Then we were watching remo and juliet.That fact that I don't understand what there were saying(even though most of my family can speak and understand itlian),but it doesn't matter we weren't watching it anyway. the whole time we made out. them I had to do homework. then after my homework we went to carlise and told every one that the baby's name is EJ Black.Everyone was excited and rose was not so much excited as every one else.My dad and mom wanted to rip jacob to pieces.My dad went after jake and it took the whole family to hold him back. My dadand Billy love the name.I love them, but do I have a choice?.My dad chuckled at that thought.

vampire games

When I looked out the window you see my mom and uncle emmet arm wrestling on a boulder. My mom won.Now my uncle Emmet can't make fun of my mom's sex life not even to rose! And on the right of me my dad and aunt Alice are playing chess. Uncle Jasper was watching. They both made many mistakes like Aunt Alice playing my dad at chess. HE knows every move you will make. Uncle Emmet and I went hunting and when we were done he said "Race ya!"
" Your on!!!"I said as I ran as fast as I could.
"Hey! You cheated." Uncle Emmet said

drama

Sam says that Jake and Embry and Leah and the rest of the pack except Seth and quil because Jake told them to keep an eye on me for three weeks, went to another tribe bc that tribe need more help protecting some thing or someone one. All day Jake took me to all of my favorite places. Then we went down to the rez. so everyone could say bye.

The next day Seth and Quil tried all day to keep my mind off of jake but they kept using his name and phased.When i try to lose them theey find me.When we went home I slamed the dorr on their faces.Next thing you here is "Renesmee Carlie Cullen!!" everyone said from upstairs except Uncle Emmet becaus ehe was laughing at that.
"What!?!?!" I yelled form stairs.
" That was not nice!,"Grandma Esme Yelled at me,"You should know better than that!! Go let them in."
"Fine but they have been anyoing all day!!!" I said.
I heard Aunt Rose say," Well, what do you exspect they're dogs. Maybe if you you say go fetch they'll go away>"
"Aunt Rosalie!" I laughed as I let them in, then ran to the living room siting in Uncle Emmett's spot."Aunt Rose could you be more rude?"
" Yeah but jacob isn't here," Aunt Rose said.
I growled and she laughed.

torture and a happy time

"Hey Ness, whatcha doing?," aske Quil.
"I'm about to rip your head off if you don't shut up. You too Seth." I snarled while trying to do my homework.
Next thing I know my cell phone rings and it is Jake, but before I could say "hi" my phone get ripped out of my hands. Seth took it. So i ripped it out of Seth's hands, and I get yelled at by my dad for thinking something.So I have my phone and i said hi and jake asked what was all that noise. By now Quil and Seth are downstairs and I'm in a tree.
" Hi Jake," I said.
" Hi Ness," Jake said.
" Why do you sound tried and I mean fall asleep tired? Are you ok?!?! Is Sam pushing you guys past your limit? Do I need to go so you can sleep?"
"I haven't had much sleep. Yeah I'm ok, just from hearing your voice. No, Sam isn't pushing us. No, don't go. What was all that noise?"
"Oh. Seth took my phone and my dad yelled because i was thinking something and accidentally showed seth."
" What did you show him?"
"I showed him, me ripping his head off because he pushed me to my limit."
" Wow. Make sure he makes a note of that."
"I think he'll be scared for a few days but hes unharmed. For now."
"Hello?," someone said.
"Hey. Who is this? Is jake asleep?" I said.
" It's Leah. No. We are coming back." Leah said.
" Ok. ( i started to growl) "
"Shut up. There's