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Alexus and her big fat cat Pancho get in big trouble when Pancho eats our next door neighbor's Parrot. Alexus has to make a plan to keep Pancho from being put down
This is a fanfiction of the Disney film Frozen, set before the events of the film.
Princess Anna is resentful of her older sister Elsa, but thinks things will change when she sings "Come and Help me Hide the Body" at her sister's door.
A mix of horror and humour, filled prodigiously with brackets, non sequiturs, frozen puns, silly references, and anvils.
The funny series Of Luke and his lil sis Lucy!!! what will luke do when his lil sis lucy will not stop bothering him about how he is going to die in Kinderarten this is a major happening for Luke will he he die after his sister embaresed him in school or will like just have to get pay back well read to find out!!!
A boy shares his thoughts in a diary, and at first is freaked out when he finds the diary writing back. However, it turns out to be the friend he never had. Or did it?
Tom's poetry is Raw, Emotional, Funny, and at times sad enough to bring out the tissues. He always tells it ' Like it is ', and it is always from the heart.
Tom has this gift of writing from ' Other people's shoes ', as well as his own.
His life in The Military has inspired many of the Soldier/War poems, and his fight against Cancer reflects the sadness and trauma of this terrible illness. Tom's poetry has already gathered a large following Worldwide, and there is something inside this book for everyone.
Ever fallen in love with someone? If you said yes to this question, you are probably lying. If you said no to this question, you are also probably lying. This is how I see it; saying yes to this question means you would have had to make a quick, rational decision and also means you had one particular person in mind. Are you still with this person? And if you are, have you no doubt something will happen that could completely change everything and you end up being left heartbroken? (Sorry to put a downer on your day...). But then, on the other hand, if you said no, can you say that for sure? Could it not be the case that you are in love with someone and you don’t even know it yet? You’ve passed them on the street, noticed each other out the corner of your eye then before you know it, 10 years have passed and you’re happily married with a beautiful house and the dream family! Easy huh? But to be honest with you, I don’t think either situation or answer is completely realistic. The only honest answer you could give to this question would be maybe. Maybe I have been, maybe I will be, and maybe I am in love right now. But you can never be sure. So that was my little introduction into the way I see things. Problem with that, stop reading now. No problem or your just really intrigued to see what this insane person has to say, please read on.
This book mostly brings up the things that teens like about middle school and what they hate about it. It also brings how kids like to have fun and what it takes to be a real Middle School Kid.
Kevin HartHart attends the Sydney premiere of Ride Alongin March 2014.BornKevin Darnell Hart[1]
July 6, 1979 (age 35)
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United StatesOccupationActor, comedian, writer, producerYears active1999–presentHeight5 ft 4 in (1.63 m)[2]Spouse(s)Torrei Hart (m. 2003–11)Children2Comedy careerMediumStand-up, film, televisionGenresObservational comedy, black humor, surreal humor, satire,self-deprecationSubject(s)African-American culture,American politics, current events, everyday life, human sexuality, marriage, parenting,pop culture, race relations,racism, self-deprecationInfluencesBill Cosby, Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle[3]Notable works and rolesReal Husbands of Hollywood
Think Like a Man
Ride Along
About Last NightWebsiteKevinHartNation.comStand-up[edit]
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! So I just put random picyures of animals and people, so ya.............. Enjoy!!!!
Ivy Grove is a middle school student of the age of 14. She has a strange appearance. Her hair is white as snow(not like that has anything to do with Snow White) and eyes blue like the ocean. She has an older sister and a younger sister, both annoying. Her parents died in a car accident and her family was adopted by a horrible woman named Karen Grenville. Ivy may not know it, but she has a special secret. Ivy slowly learns the secret of her birth as strange things happen, and it also seems that her friends and family aren't as they appear.
Author's Note: I'm going to continue the book when I don't have my writer's block, and when the day I finally finish this book, I'll proof-read it. Also I'm going to use bite off names of real thing in life. Ex. Mola-Mola or something :P Also, if you want me to fix the book nope! I'm just gonna write and write and write. And I think I'll add some parts and change randomly :P
Alexus and her big fat cat Pancho get in big trouble when Pancho eats our next door neighbor's Parrot. Alexus has to make a plan to keep Pancho from being put down
This is a fanfiction of the Disney film Frozen, set before the events of the film.
Princess Anna is resentful of her older sister Elsa, but thinks things will change when she sings "Come and Help me Hide the Body" at her sister's door.
A mix of horror and humour, filled prodigiously with brackets, non sequiturs, frozen puns, silly references, and anvils.
The funny series Of Luke and his lil sis Lucy!!! what will luke do when his lil sis lucy will not stop bothering him about how he is going to die in Kinderarten this is a major happening for Luke will he he die after his sister embaresed him in school or will like just have to get pay back well read to find out!!!
A boy shares his thoughts in a diary, and at first is freaked out when he finds the diary writing back. However, it turns out to be the friend he never had. Or did it?
Tom's poetry is Raw, Emotional, Funny, and at times sad enough to bring out the tissues. He always tells it ' Like it is ', and it is always from the heart.
Tom has this gift of writing from ' Other people's shoes ', as well as his own.
His life in The Military has inspired many of the Soldier/War poems, and his fight against Cancer reflects the sadness and trauma of this terrible illness. Tom's poetry has already gathered a large following Worldwide, and there is something inside this book for everyone.
Ever fallen in love with someone? If you said yes to this question, you are probably lying. If you said no to this question, you are also probably lying. This is how I see it; saying yes to this question means you would have had to make a quick, rational decision and also means you had one particular person in mind. Are you still with this person? And if you are, have you no doubt something will happen that could completely change everything and you end up being left heartbroken? (Sorry to put a downer on your day...). But then, on the other hand, if you said no, can you say that for sure? Could it not be the case that you are in love with someone and you don’t even know it yet? You’ve passed them on the street, noticed each other out the corner of your eye then before you know it, 10 years have passed and you’re happily married with a beautiful house and the dream family! Easy huh? But to be honest with you, I don’t think either situation or answer is completely realistic. The only honest answer you could give to this question would be maybe. Maybe I have been, maybe I will be, and maybe I am in love right now. But you can never be sure. So that was my little introduction into the way I see things. Problem with that, stop reading now. No problem or your just really intrigued to see what this insane person has to say, please read on.
This book mostly brings up the things that teens like about middle school and what they hate about it. It also brings how kids like to have fun and what it takes to be a real Middle School Kid.
Kevin HartHart attends the Sydney premiere of Ride Alongin March 2014.BornKevin Darnell Hart[1]
July 6, 1979 (age 35)
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United StatesOccupationActor, comedian, writer, producerYears active1999–presentHeight5 ft 4 in (1.63 m)[2]Spouse(s)Torrei Hart (m. 2003–11)Children2Comedy careerMediumStand-up, film, televisionGenresObservational comedy, black humor, surreal humor, satire,self-deprecationSubject(s)African-American culture,American politics, current events, everyday life, human sexuality, marriage, parenting,pop culture, race relations,racism, self-deprecationInfluencesBill Cosby, Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle[3]Notable works and rolesReal Husbands of Hollywood
Think Like a Man
Ride Along
About Last NightWebsiteKevinHartNation.comStand-up[edit]
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! So I just put random picyures of animals and people, so ya.............. Enjoy!!!!
Ivy Grove is a middle school student of the age of 14. She has a strange appearance. Her hair is white as snow(not like that has anything to do with Snow White) and eyes blue like the ocean. She has an older sister and a younger sister, both annoying. Her parents died in a car accident and her family was adopted by a horrible woman named Karen Grenville. Ivy may not know it, but she has a special secret. Ivy slowly learns the secret of her birth as strange things happen, and it also seems that her friends and family aren't as they appear.
Author's Note: I'm going to continue the book when I don't have my writer's block, and when the day I finally finish this book, I'll proof-read it. Also I'm going to use bite off names of real thing in life. Ex. Mola-Mola or something :P Also, if you want me to fix the book nope! I'm just gonna write and write and write. And I think I'll add some parts and change randomly :P