Kidergarten Kicks by Ireland McBride (early readers txt) 📖

Golie my lil sis lucy will not stop bothering me cuz i am more muture cuz i am in the grade of Kindergarten she says i will die but i am just to muture to die. oh and yes i am luke luke hay and i am im in the grade of Kindergarten (NOW).When i was a kid (in the pre~k) i went to the Room of number nine.and i learned my abcs want to here ok AB hmmm oh yes CDEFGHIJKLMNOPQ ummmm R STUVWXY ...........................................Z see see i can do it Yay Yay But now i ride the orange bus but my mom says it is yellow but shes not muture like me. i am intelgent my mom told me that and said i am mart very very mart.I told my mom today that i could say a BIG word coled Factory a factory is a place were they mak stuf isint that cool? my lil sis is realy dum and she is not mart but i dont care Cuz i am mart oh yes i was so dum 4 a second my lil sis is lucy lucy(dum)Hay She is 4 and i am five i am huge she is tiney. lucy allways tells me to shut up so i have to disuplen her by locing her in a coat closet with siders in it , mom says that it is bad and i would not like it so now i just loc her in her room And that way she will leren!!!

My teacher is Mr.Stink he is really wered he has a big mole on his noze and is realy bald. he is really funky smelly too. he is room 10 and today was oriintatun thats were we go meet our teachers and get a list of thengs we need for clas l;ike a pensil and a paper and a bokbag. today is day 1 ov skool and it is not going wel i got in trouble for yelling yay today is the first day of sKool and i i kicked a boy cuz he hates school he iz az dum az mi lil sis Mr. Stink told us he tot for 6 years in wisconson then he said he got kikd out cuz he stunk............................................ Actually i poot the stink part in....But im sure he did!!!!Now Mr.Luke (Sniff) For You (sniff) young (sniff) man will be (sniff)cleaning (sniff) my room........(Sniff). I kept trying to hold bak mi gigles but then i just brok out crying and giggling on the floor then i got sent to the place were the boss is he said i should not aklt like a nut ball i said yes sur and left and the it was my best time ever RECESS TIME ((((DING)))) ((((DING)))) went the bell it was time to play but then a boy came and said i was dum and so i said i was smarter than hime he jut giggled and went away so i went to him and said i could say the abs beterer and he said he could to beterest and the we had a fight on who cuold say our abcs bestsest Fork said abdcfeghijklnmopqrsutvwxzy and i said loud and clear A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z AND WAS THE BEST yay yay i said and i was the smater 1 as the day wnt by ifelt proud and i told my mom about the day she just giggled but i said mom this is a sereus mater she just giggled more and more and i said i love you mom then my dum sister cam in and as shoking az it iz i said i loved her to!!!

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Thru A Looking Glass By: Ireland Shaye McBride

Text: Junie B. Jones Series "The idea" Shaye inc. © 2010~2011
Publication Date: 11-20-2011

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Dedication:
Barbra Park ~a good writer~