Author's e-books - Humor. Page - 4
I'm not a vampire, im not really a stalker, and im not a cliche emo, i just have this obessesion with killing my lovers okay? I liked my life, and i thought it would always be this way, until Conner stepped into my life, and boy did he change me... He tried shedding some light on me, but i hate the sun!
No matter if you're a man or a woman - we've all experienced at least ONE moment when we've had a horrible beauty mishap. Mullets, bad perms, over plucked eyebrows, or maybe you looked in the mirror and thought 'Oh, Mother (Nature)! How did my butt wind up on my belly?!' Yes, we've all had our tragic tales of beauty so we can all relate to the Tragic Tales of Beauty brought to you from the comedic mind of Southern Belle, L. Avery Brown.
So, grab a tall glass of whatever you like and get ready to laugh at the various and truly tragic Tales of Beauty brought to you by a certified Southern Belle. (Because sometimes that's all we CAN do!)
"When a Southern Woman Rambles... it isn't 'rambling'. Every word has meaning, every raised eyebrow and pursed lip has a purpose, and all those smiles tell a story. What's more, a Southern woman can ramble on about ANYTHING!"
Get ready for a giggle.
When Kydrianna Tells everyone that she will get one direction to sing at their school her and her friends Jessie, Catherine, Abigail, and Caroline; make a plan to some not so legal things But Will they or will One Direction capture them
A boy shares his thoughts in a diary, and at first is freaked out when he finds the diary writing back. However, it turns out to be the friend he never had. Or did it?
Story starts off with a boy name Honey (yes. I know. cute..)
who lives with his fat ass of a brother and a drunk mother who see the bright side (she doesn't)
A look back at Simpler Days Growing up in the Hills of Georgia.
Madeline Farrell has a perfectly normal life-with the exception of almost half of it. Will Maddie ever survive 8 grade, or will she forever be baloney?
A morning in the life of my ditsy "young" girlfriend.
Jamie wasn’t really upset about not going to Italy, if Adien wasn’t going too what was the point? So she settled herself in for a nice normal week without stress. Unfortunately for Jamie, Adien had other plans. Now they’re both stuck in the 1300’s and are getting into some minor trouble; like destroying a monument and getting chased by murders.
Some funny, random stuff that would make you smile, a bunch :) have a very very random crazy insane day person I don't know and pan on not knowing unless your at school or perhaps part of my family *coughs from lack of air*
I'm not a vampire, im not really a stalker, and im not a cliche emo, i just have this obessesion with killing my lovers okay? I liked my life, and i thought it would always be this way, until Conner stepped into my life, and boy did he change me... He tried shedding some light on me, but i hate the sun!
No matter if you're a man or a woman - we've all experienced at least ONE moment when we've had a horrible beauty mishap. Mullets, bad perms, over plucked eyebrows, or maybe you looked in the mirror and thought 'Oh, Mother (Nature)! How did my butt wind up on my belly?!' Yes, we've all had our tragic tales of beauty so we can all relate to the Tragic Tales of Beauty brought to you from the comedic mind of Southern Belle, L. Avery Brown.
So, grab a tall glass of whatever you like and get ready to laugh at the various and truly tragic Tales of Beauty brought to you by a certified Southern Belle. (Because sometimes that's all we CAN do!)
"When a Southern Woman Rambles... it isn't 'rambling'. Every word has meaning, every raised eyebrow and pursed lip has a purpose, and all those smiles tell a story. What's more, a Southern woman can ramble on about ANYTHING!"
Get ready for a giggle.
When Kydrianna Tells everyone that she will get one direction to sing at their school her and her friends Jessie, Catherine, Abigail, and Caroline; make a plan to some not so legal things But Will they or will One Direction capture them
A boy shares his thoughts in a diary, and at first is freaked out when he finds the diary writing back. However, it turns out to be the friend he never had. Or did it?
Story starts off with a boy name Honey (yes. I know. cute..)
who lives with his fat ass of a brother and a drunk mother who see the bright side (she doesn't)
A look back at Simpler Days Growing up in the Hills of Georgia.
Madeline Farrell has a perfectly normal life-with the exception of almost half of it. Will Maddie ever survive 8 grade, or will she forever be baloney?
A morning in the life of my ditsy "young" girlfriend.
Jamie wasn’t really upset about not going to Italy, if Adien wasn’t going too what was the point? So she settled herself in for a nice normal week without stress. Unfortunately for Jamie, Adien had other plans. Now they’re both stuck in the 1300’s and are getting into some minor trouble; like destroying a monument and getting chased by murders.
Some funny, random stuff that would make you smile, a bunch :) have a very very random crazy insane day person I don't know and pan on not knowing unless your at school or perhaps part of my family *coughs from lack of air*