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Dale turned his back on everyone who ever loved him.
Who could blame him? One brother is a jealous alcoholic who wants to kill him, the other is a manchild whose entire life revolves around getting high. The girl he wanted to marry chose the sleepy Indiana farm town where they grew up over him.
When he moved to New York, he never thought he'd see any of them again.
After his father dies, Dale returns home for what he thinks will be a speedy funeral. Instead, he's asked to go on a road trip with his brothers and his bitter ex-fiancé to scatter his father's ashes in the Gulf of Mexico at the old BelAir resort in Florida. Tagging along are his high-maintenance girlfriend and a pee-happy poodle.
Everything that can go wrong does, sometimes tragically, sometimes hilariously.
Is it the road trip from hell? Or one last chance to make things right again?
A lovingly baked recipe for kids and adults of all ages.
A preview and extracts from The Prang Codex, an episodic collection of tales set loosely in the mid twelfth century, in the last remaining independent Saxon monarchy in Norman England, due to a nifty legal loophole and an ancient Norman Conquest Charter.
A set of chronicles in which the King suffers visits from the two mincing actors, Short and Curly: Lorenz Lawne-Bowlyngge, the flamboyant interior designer: Dr Misaubin, the travelling apothecary and snake-oil man: the misguided owner of a henge-building franchise: a bunch of Notaries from the law firm of Minge Minge Crap-hound Spiv & Minge: Tull, the inventor of the Gardeners Claw: a money-grabbing Water-diviner: an itinerant Tiler: a bunch of homicidal German mercenaries: Joey Pantolooni, the leader of the worst circus on the planet, and many more, and we meet Griswolde Pauncefoote, the worst musician in the world: his brother, the Black Knight: Rijk Van Dyjke, the Flemish ice sculptor: Max Hispano-Suiza, carriage builder and second-hand cart dealer: Leonardo Van Tableaux, the hack tabloid painter: Archer, the longbow-man prepared to commit perjury on the King’s behalf: Dr Placebo-Ganglion, the castle physician: Blacques Jacques à t’Acques, the “French” pirate captain: Robin Hood: The Assassin Astreau-Turphe & Henry II (real King).
Our window into this murky medieval world is through the medium of Prang’s Journal, a scruffy assemblage of parchment sheets loosely bound in a ratty piece of second-hand vellum, that has survived the ravages of the centuries against all odds. Prang’s daily entries however are somewhat economical with the truth to put it mildly, tending to gloss over his faux pas in his dealings with the King and even omitting some of the worst episodes altogether. Fortunately for the sake of history we are able to assemble the true events behind these woefully sketchy diary entries from various recently-discovered contemporary writings which, unfortunately from Prang’s viewpoint, put the record straight.
Here, for the first time together, are extracts from Wizard Prang’s Journal, a chronicler clearly not in the same class as Samuel Pepys, together with the true catastrophic events behind each entry.
Read and laugh about supermarket bouncers, color theory and church in this collection.
"Beary much so," I sang out as I hit the machine's buttons vigorously until I kicked his arse with my majestic skills. Not literally speaking since it was only luck, but he didn't have to know that.
"Not berry funny," Dimitri pouted as he turned to face me.
"If Dimi actually Dimitry, he would Dimi-get it." I blurted like an idiot. I wanted to facepalm my face. No, I wanted to facepalm the woman who gave birth to such an idiot.
Mara Starr isn't social; she would probably drop dead the day a boy even looked at her with the 'eyes'(the I-love-you eyes). She's the loner you would find hovering over any kind of electrical device or book in a corner of any room. She can't take big crowds because they freak her out and she fears lighting storms. Puns and insults are the things that mostly come out of her mouth.
Mara Starr moves back to Chicago, IL. First night back and she already found trouble.
Dimitri Estacio.
One encounter from Dimitri has Mara's world spinning.
Joshua, Josh Priest is known to be openly gay in California. While on a school education trip up to the Golden Bridge, Josh had enough of the bulling and rejections so… Josh jumped but little did he know that even after death, he still lives on the horrible things that happened even when he was alive but there is also something or someone else.
Esmeralda Elektra Rodriguez, Esme for short is an 18 years old high school student, an only child with three best friends and a shit load of cousins considering her mixed heritage. Sounds normal right? Well the thing is, there is her time in military school, her fallout with her father, a couple of secrets that not even her best friends know, and the Mendez brothers. What are those secrets you wonder? Who are the Mendez brothers you ask? Read to figure it out.
The newlyweds couple are trying to make a plan for their honeymoon, there are so many places that they want to visit. But life gives them so much things to do, they find lots of obstacles just to be together for a moment. Can they finally rest in a peaceful place as they want?!
The first chapter of the up coming series "Melanie Rowe"
The series follows the life of Melanie Rowe and she encounters most of life's challenges, finding that nothing ever goes right for her, and that everybody has doubt, will she redeem herself or will she forever be living an embarrassing life.
Dale turned his back on everyone who ever loved him.
Who could blame him? One brother is a jealous alcoholic who wants to kill him, the other is a manchild whose entire life revolves around getting high. The girl he wanted to marry chose the sleepy Indiana farm town where they grew up over him.
When he moved to New York, he never thought he'd see any of them again.
After his father dies, Dale returns home for what he thinks will be a speedy funeral. Instead, he's asked to go on a road trip with his brothers and his bitter ex-fiancé to scatter his father's ashes in the Gulf of Mexico at the old BelAir resort in Florida. Tagging along are his high-maintenance girlfriend and a pee-happy poodle.
Everything that can go wrong does, sometimes tragically, sometimes hilariously.
Is it the road trip from hell? Or one last chance to make things right again?
A lovingly baked recipe for kids and adults of all ages.
A preview and extracts from The Prang Codex, an episodic collection of tales set loosely in the mid twelfth century, in the last remaining independent Saxon monarchy in Norman England, due to a nifty legal loophole and an ancient Norman Conquest Charter.
A set of chronicles in which the King suffers visits from the two mincing actors, Short and Curly: Lorenz Lawne-Bowlyngge, the flamboyant interior designer: Dr Misaubin, the travelling apothecary and snake-oil man: the misguided owner of a henge-building franchise: a bunch of Notaries from the law firm of Minge Minge Crap-hound Spiv & Minge: Tull, the inventor of the Gardeners Claw: a money-grabbing Water-diviner: an itinerant Tiler: a bunch of homicidal German mercenaries: Joey Pantolooni, the leader of the worst circus on the planet, and many more, and we meet Griswolde Pauncefoote, the worst musician in the world: his brother, the Black Knight: Rijk Van Dyjke, the Flemish ice sculptor: Max Hispano-Suiza, carriage builder and second-hand cart dealer: Leonardo Van Tableaux, the hack tabloid painter: Archer, the longbow-man prepared to commit perjury on the King’s behalf: Dr Placebo-Ganglion, the castle physician: Blacques Jacques à t’Acques, the “French” pirate captain: Robin Hood: The Assassin Astreau-Turphe & Henry II (real King).
Our window into this murky medieval world is through the medium of Prang’s Journal, a scruffy assemblage of parchment sheets loosely bound in a ratty piece of second-hand vellum, that has survived the ravages of the centuries against all odds. Prang’s daily entries however are somewhat economical with the truth to put it mildly, tending to gloss over his faux pas in his dealings with the King and even omitting some of the worst episodes altogether. Fortunately for the sake of history we are able to assemble the true events behind these woefully sketchy diary entries from various recently-discovered contemporary writings which, unfortunately from Prang’s viewpoint, put the record straight.
Here, for the first time together, are extracts from Wizard Prang’s Journal, a chronicler clearly not in the same class as Samuel Pepys, together with the true catastrophic events behind each entry.
Read and laugh about supermarket bouncers, color theory and church in this collection.
"Beary much so," I sang out as I hit the machine's buttons vigorously until I kicked his arse with my majestic skills. Not literally speaking since it was only luck, but he didn't have to know that.
"Not berry funny," Dimitri pouted as he turned to face me.
"If Dimi actually Dimitry, he would Dimi-get it." I blurted like an idiot. I wanted to facepalm my face. No, I wanted to facepalm the woman who gave birth to such an idiot.
Mara Starr isn't social; she would probably drop dead the day a boy even looked at her with the 'eyes'(the I-love-you eyes). She's the loner you would find hovering over any kind of electrical device or book in a corner of any room. She can't take big crowds because they freak her out and she fears lighting storms. Puns and insults are the things that mostly come out of her mouth.
Mara Starr moves back to Chicago, IL. First night back and she already found trouble.
Dimitri Estacio.
One encounter from Dimitri has Mara's world spinning.
Joshua, Josh Priest is known to be openly gay in California. While on a school education trip up to the Golden Bridge, Josh had enough of the bulling and rejections so… Josh jumped but little did he know that even after death, he still lives on the horrible things that happened even when he was alive but there is also something or someone else.
Esmeralda Elektra Rodriguez, Esme for short is an 18 years old high school student, an only child with three best friends and a shit load of cousins considering her mixed heritage. Sounds normal right? Well the thing is, there is her time in military school, her fallout with her father, a couple of secrets that not even her best friends know, and the Mendez brothers. What are those secrets you wonder? Who are the Mendez brothers you ask? Read to figure it out.
The newlyweds couple are trying to make a plan for their honeymoon, there are so many places that they want to visit. But life gives them so much things to do, they find lots of obstacles just to be together for a moment. Can they finally rest in a peaceful place as they want?!
The first chapter of the up coming series "Melanie Rowe"
The series follows the life of Melanie Rowe and she encounters most of life's challenges, finding that nothing ever goes right for her, and that everybody has doubt, will she redeem herself or will she forever be living an embarrassing life.